HarryWeezer

I've got lots of questions. You need some more?

The older you get the more data you accumulate and I hit disk full at about age 50. So I started deleting my oldest files (your childhood.) That was 20 years ago and now I can't remember anything before age 16. I used to remember sitting in the high chair as a baby. Now my earliest memory is screwing Mary Jane Rottencrotch in the back seat of my '51 Buick. I probably masturbated a lot before that but I can't remember it.

Get your mind off tits and get back in the game!

Well that was interesting over breakfast.

I'm related to the Rothschilds. It's all bullshit. PS: There's nowhere on the planet the family can't find you. Best STFU.

No blow jobs?

Bout time FBI. Great to see you in the forums. I second the motion to Idiotize him. (There's got to be a cocksucker somewhere in the clan who can get him in.)

Election's over. You can take those signs out of your yard anytime.

And then what happened?

Bug has been on our servers for many years. He is more than deserving of tags, if that's something he wants.

Usually, when we catch someone cheating, we hack his system to find his physical location. The XI Cheat Squad then stakes out his home to discover his habits and based on that and other information we obtain through various means which we don't wish to discuss publicly, we determine a time when we can implement Plan B. Plan B entails capturing the individual through the use of anesthetizing agents either either in a drink, or even via a towel soaked in ether. The individual is then taken to a secure location, where his balls are removed with a rusty linoleum knife. Is there anything else we can help you with?

Qball's elephant dick:

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"Fuckers from New York can't drive for shit" Bullshit!!! Have you ever driven in New York City? You learn how to drive or you die. I'm a fucker from New York (though I haven't lived there for 33 years) and I've been driving for 54 years. In all of that time, I have never been in an accident that I caused. Get your arse to Gatlinburg Hxtr and we'll settle this with gocarts.

Not any more. I cancelled your room.

WHERE: Gatlinburg/Pigeon Forge, Tennessee WHEN: Arrive Thursday, Oct. 20; depart Sunday, Oct. 23 (or other arrangements as you prefer) AIRPORT: McGhee Tyson Airport, Knoxville, TN: It's about 40 miles from the airport to Gatlinburg and a taxi is $65 and up. If you're flying in, best to rent a car at the airport. MOTEL: Quality Inn Creekside, 125 Leconte Creek Road, Gatlinburg, 37738. Rates: night of Oct. 20 is $74.99; next two nights are $89.99 for a total of $287.48 including tax for Oct. 20-24. If you wish to arrive earlier that week, it will be $74.99 for each night before Thursday, and the same rate should you choose to stay an extra night on Sunday and not leave until Monday. To reserve, call the motel at 865-436-4865, and tell them you're reserving at the XI rate for that weekend. PARKING: Pigeon Ford and Gatlinburg are both crammed with tourist attractions. They are about seven miles apart and shuttles run between them several times per hour. You will not need a car to drive to any events and it's suggested that you park at the motel and leave your vehicle there because the roads are very heavily congested every hour of the day. DINNER/DRINKS: Saturday, Oct. 22, 5 p.m. (or whenever you arrive) Smoky Mountain Brewery, adjacent to the motel (see map below) OFFICIAL XI EVENTS: - Friday dayside: (Open) - Friday PM: (Open) - Saturday dayside: (Open) - Saturday PM: Smoky Mountain Brewery, 5 p.m. on. WHY ARE FRIDAY AND SATURDAY EVENTS OPEN? Because this year's XI Fest is in a huge tourist area with literally hundreds of activities to choose from, we are relying on those of you who plan to attend to suggest, and ultimately decide, what official clan activities will take place Friday morning and afternoon, and, Saturday morning. Please use the following links as well as Google to find events you are interested in and which you think others may be interested in. For instance, Mule is exploring GoCart activities and will be suggesting locations and prices. Please use this thread to suggest activities. Here are some useful links: What to do In Gatlinburg: - https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g60842-Activities-Gatlinburg_Tennessee.html - http://www.gatlinburg.com/things-to-do/attractions.aspx What to do in Pigeon Forge" - https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g55270-Activities-Pigeon_Forge_Tennessee.html - http://www.pigeonforge.com/have-fun/attractions/

Hope you had a good one!!!

Have a happy LOM