HarryWeezer

I stand further educated.

Reminds me of one I pulled on my brother. About 30 years ago was watching one of those religious nutjobs milking the TV audience for donations in return for being cured of everything under thye son, so I called in and gave my brothers' name and address, saying, praise God, I've been cured of in ingrown toenail; where do I send the money? It was several years before the guy quit pestering my brother for the cash.

Good question. This should be fun. As to me, my oldest brother was always picking on me and one day I finally got him back. We would come home from school through a lane which led to our back yard and I always got home before he did. As I hit the lane, I saw skunk ahead and as it happened, just to my left was a cardboard box. And so, I set the trap, knowing that my brother would not hesitate to kick a box he found in the center of the lane. He did, and he paid the price. And I got my revenge!

Good to hear from ya. Hope it works out OK and you get your arse back in the game.

Server move shouldn't have anything to do with it. Is it like that for both COD4 and COD5?

Hxtr did it.

Here's my new gun...

I know where your name is. For a certain financial consideration, I'll reveal its location. Please have your people contact my people.

I searched the archives and there's no reference to you as a former member. I think this is some conspiracy, a fraud. I'll be keeping an eye on you!!!

What the hell is a cosmic horse? Welcome, regardless.

We're not ALL awesome. For example, I'm awesome. Hxtr is not.

Oh shit. No more Polish jokes.

I fished once. That was sufficient.

I've found that the easiest password to use is: "password." That's because nobody thinks anyone would be so stupid. It's like hiding in plain sight. I recommend you use this for everything, even your bank account. PS: Let me know what bank you use and I'll check to make sure they're honest.

You want to join? Please deposit $350 in my PayPal account. I'll take it from there.

Harry doesn't do bats. Two flew out the chimney one day and I broke two ribs colliding with the bannister. True story!

Welcome, but I'm afraid we've already surpassed our membership quorum of Canucks. We only allow one Canuck per 10 Americans so the only way you're going to get in is to sneak across the border. Try Northern NY. They're all down in south Texas and nobody's looking up there.

Screw that. I want lawn darts.

Glutten for punishment, huh? Welcome back!

Hi Mor0n_9: Thanks for your interest in joining the XI Junior Clan. Acceptance is dependent on you being the dependent of an XI member. Please send a PM to Rockape (Click the Members dropdown menu above, select Admin, and you'll see ROCKAPE in the list of Senior Admins. Left click on his name and select "Send me a message.") Please include your age and the name of your parent who is an XI member.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to... sorry. my singing voice expired some years ago. But I tried. Have a GREAT one.

Never heard of him. ??

Nighto make a very good point, and I speak from practical experience. When I was in Vietnam, I never saw anyone jumping while under fire, not our troops, not ARVN troops, not even Charlie. But there's more. I'm here to tell you that I also never saw anyone running, or for that matter, even walking, while under fire. No, when we were under fire, we had our dicks in the dirt. We tried to burrow into that dirt as if we were night crawlers. We were one with the freakin' dirt. And so, it stands to reason that in addition to bunny hopping, we also should ban running, and walking, on all of our servers. Let's get it done. Let's be true to the experience of war. Let's settle this bunny hopping shit once and for all. No more bunny hopping. No more walking, no more running. We are XI, the crawling clan. Further, I sayeth not.

About an hour and a half today with no problems whatsoever. And ping is good. Move 'em!!!!

Seems to be smoother.