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I think the Dodo birds are loose in your head again @TheHammer

I bet you "drive" the ole lady like you stole it to. You stud muffin you.

That was @iboomboom He was late for boom booms with the old lady.

Happy Birthday AzzMunch!

lol

lmfao Atleast he's an Honest cheater,I'll give him that. 99.9% of people that cheat try to blame someone else or completely deny it until they are caught on video.

I whack off to much.

Hello, Welcome to the forums. @Zappy Now go get your post count up.

No @Unchileno you can not borrow my hip waders.

Chile with his BF? I have my paps old Vietnam-Era Ithaca Model 37 DS Police Special 12 gauge. 20" barrel and 8 round tube. Trust me once they hear you rack a round they will run for the hills. Used to hunt squirrel and rabbit and duck with it but I haven't used it in years but I keep it clean, loaded with buck shot and easily accessible. If anyone knows the old Ithaca model 37 knows that you can slam fire them just as fast as a semi auto. Hold the trigger and pump. I keep it handy because we regularly have large groups of "produce pickers" around here in the spring and fall. I live really close to 2 fairly large apple orchards. Ridgetop and Boyer orchards.

Ya I remember that @Zappy My old clan had that setup on 1 of our UT sniper only servers for a bit. But the longer you played the more lag you encountered. Only fix for that was to setup auto restarts every 4 hours or so. Our old server ran on a P4 3.06ghz Prescott 2gb memory and a 120gb raid array which was pretty high end at the time for a game server. We had a bunch of UK folk that always complained about there pings. Anyone remember DontCamp.com BF1942 DC and UT and CSS and MOHAA and BF2 servers?

Happy B-Day StormHoe

Don't forget the FUCKING RC CARS! OMG Them damn things are relentless in there pursuit to run me down and blow me up. I die more by them damn things than I do by getting shot.

OMG it's @Icequeen favorite singer.

Happy Birthday. Oh !fu StanG

Zappy you are one of the hot chicks in the middle aren't you?

I used to play UT 2003 in a league. (probably why I bunny hop in COD4 so much because Quake GOTY, Quake 3 and UT was a bunny hop convention lol) Unfortunately CAL was absolved by CPL by the time UT2004 came out. I have UT2004 here somewhere but if I remember correctly the CD key is MIA. Sure do miss being able to rocket jump lol.

My location is off by about 35 miles.

Every single time that I got a flu vaccine I got sick as a fucking dog within 2-3 days. BTW I haven't had a flu vaccine since 1999. I caught the flu maybe 3 times since then and 2 of those times it wasn't much more than a common cold. Flu shots back when I was in school used to be a dormant strain of the Flu virus and a butt load of vitamins. I was raised on a farm so I'm sure that has alot to do with why I don't get sick very often.

LMAO Being the Perv that I am, I was like W T F! I HAVE TO click and read.