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With the recent discovery of Neutrinos ghostly subatomic particles... Chuck Norris is now not the only thing faster than light but is still the fastest thing. This is fun!!!!!! hahahahahah

Chuck Norris was asked by the three wise men where to find the new baby Jesus. Chuck Norris recommended Jesus as the only son of God. When God creates other universes, he models Chuck Norris but just can quite master him. When Chuck Norris was born... the second coming happened.

what are you babbling about? Quality posts.. nothing but quality i tell you. hahahahaa

Chuck Norris's once lost power.... now he gets a direct feed from God. hahahahaha Chuck Norris's neighborhood lost their internet connection during a bad storm except Chuck Norris..... he is the internet.

Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken. Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool. Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email. Chuck Norris is the fifth Beatle. Chuck Norris walked into a bar. The bar said "Ouch". For Chuck Norris, it does not take two to Tango. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move. Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone. Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long. Chuck once round house kicked Superman. The poor guy still believes he can actually fly. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning. Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land. Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died Chuck Norris dosent have to shoot a gun, he just has to throw the bullet Chuck Norris once made a joke. Ten people died laughing. Chuck Norris uses the Stairway to Heaven on his light workout days Chuck Norris speaks in surround sound. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. Luke wanted to know the ways of the Force. The Force wanted to know the ways of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd - No one fools with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't have life insurance, the insurance companies pay him to spare their lives. Chuck Norris can pass an eye exam.....blindfolded! There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Chuck Norris never needs a flash light, he just stares into the darkness and it moves out of the way. Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris

holly fucking shit!!!! I went to the FBI web site and did the check for the virus. Now I getting Obama campaign popup ads. This is horse shit!

i get the day off fuckers!!!!!! hahaha Thank you rain! I have a job interview tomorrow so until the fuck off!!!!!!!!!!

Damn im still on as well! WTF.... where is this outage at? Im so disappointed.

congrats Markoff.... Wont be long we will have 20 years and it will also feel like yesterday. XI for as long as we can buy and play PC's lol

NO YOU FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha I dont see the fun in this... how about we go back to the Llama FU, Rugger FU and Google FU post. Way more fun dont you think? The next fucker to say the fucking word fuck again gets their mouth washed out with soap. BTW... FUCK YOU ALL TO iTunes hell.

It is bullshit. No way it will do what they say. It would be easy to find if time delayed.. means something is running keeping time. BS... nothing will happen so do nothing but back up your data.... and backup your data not just for this crap. Will be interesting since I have not ran any AV whatsoever on any of my machines...... i should be hit real hard dont you think?

shit!!!!! im being ganged up on. FU!!!!!!!!!!! all of you FU!!!!!!!!!! FU to a XBOX and a copy of iTunes!

Beers!!!!!!!!!! FU as well............ yea what is up with the lacking of arrows? BTW FU!

not read anyone elses but at 20% you can buy points to get your intrest rate the lowest you can. So if 4% you can buy on point to make it 3%. Good luck and sure a few here can help say yea or nay to my suggestion. Good luck and dont let them screw you at closing. Take pictures of the new place and post if you can.

Houston Texas is the worst place i seen for road rage. Some crazy moments i experienced there. Why u so angry Paz...... you know Milky has been handing out some love. I will ask him to stop by and spread the love.

I was wondering why I developed ass warts. Now im ribbed for your pleasure. FUCK, post a warning or something. I just ate dinner. warning... hope this helps. hahahahahahaha

did not even know he did any solo albums. thanks for the post... i am getting NEW MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im pretty sure you can replace the posts. But please make sure you get that shit fixed. That can be a bad thing. How did they get bent? Not a normal.... I never do aftermarket wheels... if low profiles like 50's or 45's.. you can bend a rim so easy. But I do love the RSX. Hope you have a stick.

How about XI condoms. The ultimate first person shooter.... as for wiz and TBB.... you both can suck my condom. lol

Happy Birthday Pete.. hope you enjoyed the FU Pete message I got your for you last birthday. I forgot to get something this time so I will just give you another FU. FU PETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he will be missed. Sad to see him go... he is a hard man to dislike. RIP

what about the blue screen of death screen saver. I put on a server once and the customer thought the server crashed. hahahaha she almost shut the server off but I was watching close to make sure she didnt. hahahahaha

I was wondering why I developed ass warts. Now im ribbed for your pleasure.

i love you 2 milky milky way...i love you all....I hate Bogleg and Hxtr!! I love you Google even if you hate me. hahahahaha Damn search engines.. they think they know everything. lol

oh man it will eat my internet connection. hahahahaha thats what i been seeing on the news the FBI is saying. BS.. all hype. I hope does take out every machine. I will then have some computer work with my current clients and then some. hahahahaha Fdisk, format, reinstall. No big deal. Just save your data.... if anyone needs help with that just ask. All kinds of options depending on the size of your data. Sad the end of the internet world is almost here. hahahahhahaha