HellTiger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyq3AXpfPxE

And I still prefer my 12 feet long Bamboo Stick http://imgur.com/g0xuZa7

4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger. I KNEW IT! I haven't used a pillow in years because I feel better without one and I'm apparently weird for that, but I don't care. It's more comfortable and no more back pain!

@@TBB You can to order it from russia or just borrow a local Circus cannon. You can't possibly live too far from a circus you ass clown.

Sammy sure is a true idiot. We need whine stoppers and we all know for who! <-- Dis guy! And others.... Oh wait we have whine stoppers. It's the mute option!

1. I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I? BIRD SHIT! 2. It is said among people that some things are improved by death. Tell me, what stinks while living but in death smells good? My boss stinks so I assume he'd be better in death. 3. There are four brothers in this world that were all born together. The first runs and never wearies. The second eats and is never full. The third drinks and is always thirsty. The fourth sings a song that is never good. Who are they? My faucet sure can run, My garbage disposal eats eats eats and eats some more!!! I'm running out of stuff for it to eat. Its stomach won't stop growling! My drain drives up my damn water bill. My leaky pipe makes a tune that I can't relax to. Or it's the Beatles, I think The Beatles is the better answer here. 4. I can be long or I can be short. I can be grown and I can be bought. I can be painted or left bare. I can be round or square. What am I? Cheese!

@@TBB FU! It has to be @@BUDMAN FU! or @@hxtr FU!

so far my estimate is $5000 and i have to pay $500 out of pocket. If the estimate goes over $6500 the car will be totaled. Either way it's a huge inconvenience to me with where and when all this happened. I'm stressing out because I still need to get to Texas and find an apartment... Trying to figure out if I should just total it or fix it. Should I just get a newer used car. ugh, this could not have had any worse timing. Almost out of the Active Army and getting ready to move in 3 weeks.

NOBODY CAN STEAL MAH PENS ANY MORE! NOW I CAN BE LIKE HEY, YOU NO IDIOT, GIVE PEN BACK! Also now I can show up at hxtr's house and he'll know exactly who I am wearing my idiot shirt.

Happened in Cranford

Last night at 9:50 I was on my way from New York to my mom's house in New Jersey to visit my family one last time before I get out of Active Duty Army and move to Austin, Texas. On the NJ Parkway I was in the middle lane going South when a black Toyota makes an extreme left with no signal and slams into me then I slammed into a white Range Rover Sport to my left in the other lane. Everyone is ok, I was lucky to not have anyone rear end me since the traffic was very packed. I was 40 minutes from home and had to have my car Towed and my mom picked me up. Just waiting to get the damage report and getting a rental car for the mean time.

It sucks.... FUCK YOU ID FOR RUINING YOUR OWN CLASSIC!

So true. When I lived in New Jersey and I felt it was too cold to swim in the ocean the Canadians were splashing around and I thought they were crazy... Now that I spent a couple years in upstate New York not far from the Canadian border I don't feel cold any more, now I'm always too fucking hot!!!!

He was going for educated clean jokes you idiot! I don't understand any of this...

Pre-Download Doom open beta on steam now so we can play! http://store.steampowered.com/app/350470/

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left. The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back." A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?" Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"

@@hxtr has no life, have him plan U.S. XI Fest 2016

@@CobraBites WHY THE FUCK IS THIS IN THE JOKES THREAD!!! I DON'T GET IT!!!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xqroh2_the-ringer-clip-my-name-is-jeffy_shortfilms

Sex is like math. Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don't Multiply!

Superman was feeling bored after a long streak of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Cat Woman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs wide open. Superman thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening." So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman said: "Did you hear something?" "No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass sure hurts like hell!"

I've only been able to find some cool pictures of this performance. The performer has over 3,000 fire crackers on his back during the performance. If anyone can find a video post it. Here is an article I found for it. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3429984/Forget-lion-dance-Formidable-Chinese-folk-artist-wears-3-000-firecrackers-traditional-Fire-Tiger-performance-held-good-fortune.html

@@Sammy there is nothing bad in the link. That link is to get you started in smell dating!