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At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Adelaide, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, an spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!' The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?' Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go back ana pick her up." The Enda

A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne." "What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added, It is a special day for me. I am celebrating" "It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman. "What a coincidence." said the farmer. While they toasted, the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant." "What a coincidence," said the man. "I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs." "This is awesome," said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?" "I used a different rooster," he said. The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence."

A few years ago Ameriquest Mortgage ran a series of television advertisements with the theme "Don't Judge Too Quickly". Here are some of the best. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=59b_1363799230

This is funny......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BMUC4Yb4z4

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LOL .......Good one Johnny......

Rated XXX Song...Raunchy But Funny This was on Tosh.0 the other Nite. They played the whole song except the 1st 21 seconds can u believe it.....

Today's Short Reading from the Bible... "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth." Then he made the earth round..............and he laughed and laughed and laughed!

Me too Johnny....LOL

!!!Boy Does this take me Back!!!!! Roy Rogers Cowboy Hat http://bgdlite.com/roy-rogers-cowboy-hat/

Wow Check this out....Amazing!! http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=UJrSUHK9Luw

This was done once on the Johnny Carson Show. Good thing he taped it because it was never done again. It is one of the most hilarious skits Steve Martin did and he doesn't say a word. The Great Flydini http://rubytooth.com/link/45516

A little WWII History for ya http://www.youtube.com/embed/ie3SrjLlcUY

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=qrhSf8CEgC8

It Guessed me Dead Right.............. YOU CAN'T HEAR YOUR OWN ACCENT, just like you can't see your eyes move in a mirror. But you CAN determine what accent you have with this short test... http://gotoquiz.com/what_american_accent_do_you_have

My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair. He said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving." "Well, yes, I am," she repliedproudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I don't even need a driver's license anymore. "The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver's license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the waste basket, saying, 'You won't need this anymore,' so I thanked him and left!"

Reasons for Sensitivity Training for Men: * I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning! * The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 35, and her name's Carol !! * The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries. * A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!" * I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening." * The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.

LOL....Pretty Good

You got to listen to this. Funny and worth the price of admission lol. Brass Band..... http://www.wimp.com/brassband/

I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies: Internal Revenue 'Service' - you notice how this one tops the list! U.S. Postal 'Service' Telephone 'Service' Cable TV 'Service' Civil 'Service' State, City, County & Public 'Service' Customer 'Service' This is not what I thought 'Service' meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us. Glad I could clarify this for you.

Sleepytime Pets The dog at the end makes it all worthwhile. http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?feature=player_embedded&v=VRgQaOOZRo4

OMG!!!!!! LOL

LOL .......Check this Out Your link would not work for me http://now.msn.com/labor-pain-simulator-teaches-two-men-a-lesson-in-this-viral-video

Bud Abbott of Abbott & Costello Predicted This.....