RobMc

Love the shape, but getting increasingly worried that every photo we've ever had seems to be in mens toilets?? do you want to tell us anything ?

Do we take it that normally it's boys ????

Am I rotund ? I'm spherical my boy, but come now, that was a 'snack'? no no, that was a meal for 4, haggis yuk.

Diet is going to ratshit? Healthful ?

I've just been given my first winter heating allowance so can afford it?

Haggis ? I can never understand how offal mixed with raw grains, wrapped up in intestines can be considered 'yummy'? tastes awful to me.

Yes but penicillin got rid of it thank God.

OMG at this rate you won't make Monday let alone Christmas, calm down my boy

Hell I'm not that pretty

You need to store the water underground to prevent it evaporating (serious) where you live it is the most precious thing, don't know how much money you have but ideally :- An underground reservoir or an artesian well definitely top priority, need it to grow food, fuck showers An electrical supply wind + solar with a battery storage A telescope to view the contrails That's it, you'll be ready for anything I've been in a few deserts, the sex life ain't great, you may be interested in one of my overcoats ? might have one available soon, we're in lockdown and the parks are closing. ps noted the above, but times move on, since you were last here Crack has given up dope and become a pastor, and Budman finally came out of the closet and is madam of his local bordello, both are very happy, Bud does special offers at weekends. pps We might not make Christmas

We all genuinely miss you, but poor Rugger, every time he gives you a chance you go far too far, it's great to see your sense of humour/humor hasn't changed, hope you last until at least Christmas.

I was imagining you babysitting your niece :- 'Aunty Shiny can I have an ice cream?' 'No fuck off'

Follow the contrails and you shall find truth hxtr chapter 1 verse 4

I jsut gessued

Now I know you're dyslexic but that's 7 foot, 7 stone would be a two year old where you live ?? , I don't know why you don't think I don't know where you are, clean that kitchen. So you can't get tv or radio, you live in a desert, presume your internet is by satellite? You've told us you like to masturbate and we understand, we're getting it loud and clear that you're a wanker? I'm beginning to warm to you, we could have lots of fun, if you send me some rattlesnakes for my buddy EC I'll teach you how to spell. Uncle Rob

Good FU That means 'how are you' next time you meet one, hopefully a 7' Gorilla fresh out of prison lol.

Getting too much for you 'Old Boy' ????? Due to the fact we're not allowed firearms here in the UK (despite killing half the world), a massive airgun industry has grown up here, check out some of the Youtube sites (ignore the commentators), most guys now who are serious buy compressors. Diving bottles and handpumps do the job but are a pain in the ass, the accuracy of some of these weapons is incredible mainly due of course to no recoil.

Hell I'm game if you'll hold the tail up ?

What I can't understand (I agree with you by the way) is having built these why aren't we putting covid cases in them and keeping them away from the main hospitals, makes sense to me, but then I am an idiot?

They might consider him as a packed lunch, for when they get the munchies ?? Nice to see

Wow I thought bears were bad enough, anything else nasty in your back yard?

What was your address again ???

Shit, I must have been vaccinated already ??

You have a girlfriend ????? What's it like ?????

What a shit stirrer, drop him Shiny stick to Mik