RobMc

Due to the debt crisis the Canadian government can no longer afford nails, instead they are using one grab adhesive, hence the saying ' Give him some stick'. This brings the subject nicely back to covid which is a very serious thing and not to be sniffed at, off to boobs and bums now to do more research on the topic, surely it can't be hard ?

I'm so so tempted ?

Best thing I ever did was put her on my excluded list, can't see what she's saying, but I can smell it Shite !

Well I fit the caveman description fine ?, taking off my shirt may involve a hire crane, but it makes a great marquee, should shelter me and Shiny from the rain ?

Is this another one of your Fantasy's Shiny ???

Like last week in game when you were stoned lol? ?

In the words of Arnie 'We'll be back' ?

Terribly sorry Key but due to the coronavirus all our spare sailing fleet are gone, blown away by a storm when their attendants were on lockdown. However Rob, not to be outdone, will supply you with a selection of my inflatable dolls, but I,'m keeping the Dot lookalike, some may require emptying before the voyage, please check.

Fuck you both ? We'll be back to get you under our wing soon, mark my words, we just need to get our frigates sorted out (alongside with engine troubles since built), aircraft for our new aircraft carriers (we can only afford to run one at present). We have no sailors to put on our ships, nor soldiers nor airmen, the few we have are all on a political awareness course including human rights, so no chance of hurting you, we'll just ask you nicely to surrender, can't even bribe you cos we're broke. Never fear the British spirit will prevail again, might have a bit of trouble getting Scotland in this time, but if necessary for cannon fodder we can use the Welsh, just tell them there's glory in it and off they go singing battle hymns, you won't stand a chance. We might not manufacture guns or bullets any more but f...g Dyson have a secret hoover design up their sleeves I've been told, we know how much you miss us being your Lords and Masters and Rob would make a great President of both countries. Seal force six get that fucking dealer pronto, I'm afraid that due to political pressures our SAS now include Women and Rainbows, no shooting just a lot of pouting and tantrums, you are alone on that one. You both celebrate your last Independence days in peace, cos once we've kicked Europe into touch we'll be back for our territories, just you watch.

Ah! gotcha, you do what we call in English 'scratch building', so it is plans you need ??

You must know about these Sven ??, but just in case, buy when they're on sale, first class even though expensive https://www.model-space.com/gb/large-scale-model-kits.html

Sit on a hard wooden bench, fitted with spikes, while wearing woollen underpants and a crown of thorns for making your subjects suffer THE DEALER

You a pimp ????????

Nobody says it's not nasty, it does kill, however we have said this all before many many times Fact, here in UK we have one of the worst death rates in Europe, just checked and officially that figure is currently 44,000 have died at present, our population is around 69 million, do the maths yourself. In the great scheme of things a nasty virus, but not a great killer ???? We will all sit down in a few years time when it is forgotten and ask ourselves why we put millions out of work, wrecked our economies, possibly caused a depression and even worse more wars, for in our case a tiny percentage of the population ? There is currently no cure, returning to normality will mean another escalation but what choice do we have, none, unless you want to starve to death. Yes I might die, but I've been there before a few times now, let's live with it like they lived with it in the past, better than bombs and bullets, and believe me that is the alternative looming large now. You'll shit yourself more than coronavirus when that happens ?

The ones that are dead say YES!

Small town UK 2020

You and Dot Amish ???????

So will Shiny, pubs are reopening, remember to have a big meal before you set off Daddyo, the bears appreciate a full stomach, keeps them fed for a week.

I'll invest it well thank you, your 10 points will be a million in a jiffy

Sorry dear boy it was cross dressing @Chris I was referring to, but I can imagine Shiny with a whip, and thigh boots and a leather cap and - just going for a lie down

YES BUT I'M OK, IT'S NOT AFFECTING ME AT ALL, FU If drugs are 'Cold Turkey' can we have 'Cold Piggy?'

As I said previously I wasn't a gambler, and our blackjack has sure shown me why, but I find myself drawn to try on the tables every time I get enough points to squander. So having tossed it all away again I'm lying here wondering why I do it, the game has shown me enough times I won't win, so why do we go back? I have an interest in psychology, which is leading to psychiatry dealing with you fckrs, but thats for later, so why ? Boredom?, yes this plays a part, it certainly livens up the day, smashing the house up, kicking the dog and screaming at the wife fill in a few minutes. Competitiveness ?, of course, this is why we play games, but we like to win occasionally, I even kill Sharpe occasionally (bit more often than he likes now fckr), but the f....g dealer just pushes in the knife then twists, every time, perhaps I'm a closet masochist, must get Chris to give me some tips.? Thinking I'll win?, this is it, like a drug addict wanting to go clean, this will be the last fix, I'll kick his arse then retire to idiots island, free amazon gift cards and as many free tries on rock paper scissors as you want. Stupidity?, I don't want to face it, but I suspect this may be the truth, would I put my hand in a fire - no!, would I kick a grizzly in the nuts - no!, so why oh why do I keep on trying? then it struck me GAMBLIING IS FOR IDIOTS, and that's what we are IDIOTS

F..k me, he posts this 3 years ago that he is coming back and then today says he's returned?? this boy is slow enough to play me in our servers lol ??

We didn't notice ? ??

Don't think he's funny at all ?