RobMc

Now I'm going to make myself (more) unpopular here, but modern day F1 racing leaves me cold, because racing it ain't, racing is where men on similar machines (whatever they are) go head to head in a dual to see who is the best driver. Note 'the best driver', not the best car, not the team with the most money, not the team with the latest software, and not a special deal with tyres etc etc. I have been a devoted racing fan for 60 years and to me the very last true racing left now are the Irish motorcycle road races, where similar machines race on public roads in all weather conditions. If you think F1 is (or ever has except in early days) been good racing then you need to get out more. For a start due to costs there is never a full grid, the smaller teams stand no chance, even if they have the best drivers, and it is usually down to 3 teams and 6 drivers to last the race. What was once a true test of skill and courage is now a computer controlled procession controlled from the pits, if that gets your rocks off then I feel very very sorry that you have probably never experienced true racing where the skill of the driver/rider is the difference between winning and losing. You sit safely on your sofa, drinking beer despite never having raced (I have), never having been to the multitude of motor sports (I have), never having tuned engines (I have) nor visited all of the circuits you were able to (I have). I won't be watching it as put simply it is very very boring in it's present form, and I have said it often on these forums that unless it changes it will die a death, in my opinion formula E is the better racing if it is racing not spectacle that you like.

I fight with AI every day, usually on our ftag server, some of them even talk?

You heard of girls ?????? ?

Yea we need an admin on that server bad

No wet t shirt ? Wow you've lost a pile of weight well done

Ah! the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead ? ?

Wow! you must live a long way from your neighbours I only need opera glasses.

Aw!, that's sad, as I said I know nothing about this subject but you may need a new cock?, I can lay my hands (well fingers actually) on one of the finest cocks in the world. A fresh new cock may be the stimulus needed for your household, think hard about it, sorry no pictures my telephoto lens is missing. Now being serious I don't think they do well unless there is a bunch of them as they feel threatened and stop laying. You need at least another two for harmony and their well being.

I remember offering to fertilise @AthenA's eggs, but she rejected me too? guess I'm not cut out for livestock ?

You're in luck, I returned last weeks empties today

Hey now, not all of us live your lifestyle ?

Most people do give me that lol, glad your new pimp came good

Now I didn't understand too much of this Weed, but if I gather right :- You've been trying to lay some chick at the local store, but despite your money you can't get laid (I understand this through personal experience), but you found a chick with blue eyes and shes expecting in 3-4 weeks ?

The only thing I need two hands for nowadays is to keep my glass steady when I drink ?

I can hold a chisel with two fingers ..!.. ..!..

Babies??? no no Shiny said she was only joking Rosie

Are you suggesting I do joinery ????????

Some familiar names here lol.

God bless the Snowflake generation, thought we were getting a choice?

Chewy's top choices ? 1/. Alvin and the Chipmunks - I'm so lonely 2/. Radiohead - Creep 3/. Mysonne - Don't play with me (Rap version) 4/. Tina Turner - You're simply the best Rob 5/. Rolling Stones - Can't get no satisfaction 6/. Eric Clapton - I shot the Sheriff, but I couldn't hit any other fckr xxx

No problem, I've got some ideas already but the senior admins are ignoring my request to join the political forum, as if I'd cause trouble ? Which side do you want me on ?

Lets have a bit of fun, neither can most girlies OMG what have I said ? (laughing) I call my wifes car 'The Transvestite', because it's always in the wrong gear

Dead simple Each player is issued a unique ID Each poster is given a unique code You can then choose a method that the player registers that code (using his ID) and adds them up, could even be email if you can be bothered to keep the tally. ps You can keep your Saabs thank you, I have a nice Trabant pps If they register with Rob for a very generous 100 euros each I'll sort it out You must keep it simple and you must have an honest person checking and running it, there are too many ways to cheat using an automated system. i.e. putting in multiple codes, multiple times using one ID and other easily thought of cheats. Sending it to a central person highlights any funny business.

I never fail to be amazed, if only he was this good at playing ?

It is, used to host the largest competition in the UK