RobMc

Every time you draw 20 he draws 21

You can make a temporary spray nozzle by carving a wooden cone and positioning it point first down the end, hold it in place by ductape (leaving gaps of course) or better still a metal frame, crude but it works.

Just ask @Streetcleaner round and feed him beer, he has one of these fitted ( from birth)

Happy birthday buddy

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Are all the games back to 3 rounds now ?? all were this morning

No I don't want you (yuk), I want Queenie ?

Should be fine after tomorrow, my kick babyback subscription expires ?

Did you earn much ?

A young teenager, earns extra pocket money by cleaning golfers cars at the local club while they're playing, one Saturday a regular golfer pulls up in a brand new Rolls Royce Phantom. Excited, the boy rushes up and asks if he can clean the already immaculate car, taking pity on him the golfer agrees. he shows him around, proud of his new car, points out the massaging seats, variable ride height, bar, satcoms, tv's etc etc etc, tells him to be careful and goes for his round of golf. When he returns the car is even more immaculate and he gives the boy a tip above his normal fee, the boy is clearly embarassed and produces this small bit of plastic :- 'I found it in the boot, I hope I haven't broken anything', said the boy 'The golfer laughs', no that's just a tee 'What's a tee' asks the boy 'It's for resting your balls on', replies the golfer The boy looks amazed ' Fuck me' he says 'Rolls Royce think of everything'?

Lol, I meant clothes ? you not play strip poker in Sweden ?

Make my night, tell me what you're down to ??

Honestly the sheeps just there for warmth ?

You still ain't got the idea ??? your sexiest neighbours bedroom would be more our style, get onto it pronto (live feed)

I opt out, stay away fckrs

I spent 2 weeks building up my points to get on the top table, did it and he dealt me 18, dealer of course drew 19, 100000 down the drain, here I go again.

I propose at the next XI fests you have to win ten rounds against the dealer before you are allowed home, cya ! Oh no, I won't will I ??????

Yeaaaaaa ! welcome back

It's all a front, watch Steve Earle 'Copperhead Road' on Youtube, can't fool me weed ?

OMG Kenmen, I put in 3 'banker' questions too ??? you're an idiot ?

It's there under Science

Went for my check up yesterday, it was a new guy and he asked me to drop my trousers and bend over ? He then shoved his index finger in up to the hilt and wiggled it about for five minutes. Getting home I remarked to the wife ' I don't think thats normal' ? She replied ' Well then, change your dentist ?'

Wow quite a life and some talented people you mention, I was listening to Supertramp last night, school is a favourite of mine. Not only did Clapton steal Georges solo he also stole his wife if I recall correctly ?

Brilliant

Retarded ?????????? I'm fucking stuck ?