RobMc

Looking forward to the FU Rosie ?

Blonde

With the amount of garlic you seem to eat I'm guessing that you and the missus have separate beds ??? ?

FFS, it's her future husband who'll be saying 'I have a headache' ?, imagine sitting in the pub, late for your meal with the thought of the hiding you'd get when you got home?

Felicitations Until the end of time?

Sweet ?

Yea possibly, and to be truthful I don't really know what he means, but there seems to be a lot of press about Harley being in difficulties, but nothing new there?

Stumbled upon this by accident, but this guy appears to be genuine, in the bullshit world of political correctness he is stating the obvious, we must stop this rot, the snowflakes must not win, this week in the UK after hundreds of years of dating archaeological finds I discovered we no longer refer to BC (before Christ). Instead some fckr has stated this is now to be BCE in case we offend minority religions ffs,

Too busy entertaining idiots/annoying snowflakes, but I have thought about it my friend, however you have to have a particular sense of humour and as you see here very few have it, it's going to be a long winter in lockdown however. If I do it be sure you and Dot will get two signed copies, and the others who seem to have my sense of fun, the world is turning a dark and serious place.

OMG I forgot, should have done a snowflake version too?

Have the best day ever young lady

You walk into a venue, glancing across the room you see the person of your dreams Women Wow, what a hunk, he seems too good to be true The perfect body, tight buns in those faded designer jeans He obviously takes care of himself, his careful hairstyle and manicured nails hint at a softer feminine side Bet he smells lovely, sensuous yet manly The slight stubble, carefully cut give him a rugged look Judging by his watch he must have money I'll bet he drives a ......... Obviously not an alcoholic, he is sipping a cocktail, so sophisticated Those eyes, I could drown in them Is that bulge in his jeans real? I'm attracting his attention, what a sensuous smile, now go easy girl Mustn't stare, act cool Men Wow (leering), I'd love to shag that

Don't lift your tail ?

Ah bless you EC, my first game of roulette with an extra terrestrial hovering in the air (look), she died on the fifth pull, never understood the rules. Do you have the one of me at the school fireworks display with my flamethrower? Took out three classes with one squirt.

Wow, I've got a bulge, always wanted one

That deadly Japanese fish that chefs spend years learning about, caught prepared and cooked live on camera?

Sea snake salad

Orca and chips

Dear Timmah, . It has been a long time fantasy of mine to see someone catch and cook an alligator by hand, swamp people inspired. It has to be at least 10 feet long and mean, you jump in, wrestle it, drag it to your barbecue and grill lt, all captured on your camera in real time. We'll take care of your funeral, TBB says can he have your 'tackle', strange request but perhaps he has a pinhole in a boat that needs a bung? Did you know that the Gordon Ramsay shows had two versions filmed, one without the melodrama for UK audiences.

As if we would ?????

Hey now, stick to fish not whales, secondly I liked it in real time, filled some in and lastly, @TBB you can guess whats coming? ?

Stay away from dirty women ?

As sad as it seems I could watch you fishing for hours, I've fished all over the world and with many rigs, but I could sit and watch a float until I die, I love float fishing even though it might not be the most productive, keep them coming.

Hell that was great, enjoying it until it went dark, nice!

Moi ???????????????? ? Everyone loves Old Rob, Peace and love to all xxxx You are beginning to understand now that the 'racing' part is almost non existent with the leaders, same procession every week isn't it, you can't blame MB as the whole point is to build the superior car but it needs more competition from the others. Oh I'm the quiet unassuming sort, I occasionally leave a comment if anything interests me like knitting, sewing or flagellation.