RobMc

We have a 250 ping handicap for 'Duchies' ? Is it only this server or other things?, might be your provider?

Same as Marco's pizzas ?

Helicopter streak appears but goes away without killing, witnessed by Pengy.

Shiny, paint your door ?

You are being stalked, brush your teeth. ps, and your Sax

Told you, the only place those boots will go will be Tesco's, absolutely no chance of ruining clothes, hair, nails or makeup, what say you SgtChris?

So are you now fckr ? No matter what name you play under

For the one time you play it annually ?

I'm not good enough to get perks so it doesn't affect me ?

Hope you get that internet fixed we miss you.

Bet you tell her you're good at COD too ? ah the lies and deceit lol

Dry ???? your tears need a bucket, I'll let you win next time

This is dangerous ground ?, you do realise if Rugger wins everyone will call him a pussy, poor boy ?

I'm teasing you, my sons wear beard oil ffs, my generation did not wear perfumes, considered unmanly, but now it's the norm, nothing like old spice my boy, started millions of offspring.

As a 'Geordie' I find this highly disturbing ? I wouldn't 'wear' this in my region, and certainly not in public toilets, you yanks are getting soft, what happened to good old moonshine, tobacco and cordite perfume ?

Frame it

The words 'Jesus loves you', may not mean quite the same inside than outside? We'll be there for you (I hope) when you return

Comments Piglo ???

I miss Killer Kitty, she was fun.

No one is admin Beers has done all the work though, we have had Pengy , Yacc and Budman on it regularly, one thing needs doing Senior Admins as this is ftag based it still has the Nuke option which is totally out of place in this format as it halts the game for ages. We would also respectfully request that any assholes coming on this server and disrupting it are kicked, we have been playing happily for months but they are creeping in slowly. Please note all of us who began playing here did it to get away from people on other servers, if those people come on this one guess what will happen ? I know who should monitor this server, but if that's not possible ask Elvis9 and Eastcoast50

ffs Rugger ???? it's only got 9 lives to gamble with ? Maya

You had me today

At long last after all these years I have been recognised for services to my country, I have been nominated to be gifted in the next New Year Queens honours awards, an honorary COCK medal ( Commander of Colonial Knights) for making the Guinness book of records for the tiniest tool in the UK. My family will be so proud when I 'stand to attention' in front of the Queen, it will be nice to meet a female Queen for a change, hoping she doesn't mistake it for a spot ?, it will be presented at the same time as the 'Biggest Prick in the Commonwealth' medal, which has gone once more to Canada for the 5th year running, if he's back from the arctic circle. ? It all came about apparently, when a group of my old girlfriends nominated me, they regularly meet on a thing called 'Facefook' to remember the great times they had with me, and as one kindly put it 'have a laugh', they must miss me terribly (don't tell the wife, her teeth will fall out - again), how kind of them. They fondly refer to me as 'Is it in yet'?, ah the passions I must have aroused, what a man. I was so excited in church this morning that I could not wait for the sermon on current licensing hours, dealers prices and cherubs to end, I'm sure the vicar is getting a 'cut'.? Apparently him and the Deacon are taking a couple of choirboys to Amsterdam on an educational tour, they asked us to donate generously, they said the coffee in the shops is very expensive, and the women too (wives must be going ?) Next question is planning how to get there, the scooter only does 25 miles between charges, needs to be in stages, I'm sure Shiny will 'put me up', figuratively speaking of course. Keep you informed Rob

All the best buddy (Tip, don't scream at them to get their fingers out)

He'll soon be ditching the car for a freightliner, bet he eats half his deliveries ?