RobMc

I never knew that Fuck You Frenchi was French?? Well blow me down with a croissant

A very interesting part of UK history amazing how many Brits think it was the last successful invasion, that honour goes to the Dutch. We had French Normans ( Viking descent) fighting Germans (Anglo Saxon) who had days before defeated the Norsemen ( Vikings) on English soil. The Norman descendants then went on to conquer Wales, subdue Scotland and then lo and behold England ruled large areas of France. Yes my friends the world was as mixed up and crazy as it is in the present day. These are the 22 countries that Britain hasn't invaded : Andorra, Belarus, Bolivia, Burundi, Central African Republic, Chad, Congo, Guatemala, Ivory Coast ,Kyrgyzstan, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Mali, Marshall Islands, Monaco, Mongolia, Paraguay, Sao Tome and Principe, Sweden, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan and Vatican City. So most of you have been lucky enough at one time or another to have a Brit lying with your great, great, great grandma

fu Norman ? ps we still want out of Europe

Well done, read somewhere they're going to stop making them next year ?? I know it's not popular on here but I don't rate Harleys at all, worst bikes I ever rode, and I owned many.

No I mean the WAW cod5 players will know it well as it is/was very popular there and in my opinion better than dm and tdm.

It was obvious that it was some players first time on this, although WAW players will be more familiar so here's how it works :- 1/. It is very much a team game, like ftag but perhaps even more so as you will not win without your own team helping in the capture, this very much includes defending your own flag from capture as well as capturing the opponents. 2/. You will see faint arrows pointing to where your and the opponents flags are, then choose to defend your flag or capturing the opponents. 3/. You capture your opponents by running through their flag, it is then attached to you and you have to run back with it and through your own flag to capture it. 4/. The bad bit is it sticks out like a sore thumb above your head, you need to find a hidden route back, so no good hiding on a roof or lying in the grass 5/. If you are killed the flag is released on that spot, the opponents have to get to it to return it to their base or you have to recapture it 6/. You cannot score with their captured flag if your flag has also been captured and is not on your base (you will see a cross), this is where teamwork comes in 7/. Freezetag players who are tactical players will love it I'm sure

Happy birthday all, come on how old are you Athena ?

What can I say mate ?, have a good one

You're the man Sexgun

Wow Six could you get me one ?, what they like ? do you kiss straight away or wait until he's shaved ??

I've seen you use that in game, I'm safe ?

We own it don't forget it, otherwise a duel you me and Frenchi baguettes at 5 paces and mine will be seeded.

1/. We could write a childrens story together, with a modern twist, Roald Dahl and Harry Potter made a few bob ? First idea, Barry the bisexual bunny ? who cross dresses in fox furs alienating him from the other bunnies, he is forced to live in a burrow with a wicked weasel who pimps him out as a rent boy. Then one day when crossing a field he discovers magic mushrooms, before long he is running a mushroom empire, and that is why rabbits hop ??? Schools will love it. 2/. Sodomy, don't know what you mean, but I'll get to the bottom of it, promise.

Omg I'm Asian ????

Yes we still have close relationships with the Commonwealth even though most are independent now, but a lot have our Queen as their Queen. So in a way there is somewhere worldwide where the sun is shining, an hour is fifteen degrees of longitude. With an average day of say eight hours that is one third of the world minimum lit at any one time, as far as I can see there is a colony or dependency or commonwealth country that fits in everywhere, seasons permitting. Would you like to give us New England back ? we need the full set.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/10383843/average-uk-penis-size-official-nhs-research/ I suppose our dates off Queenie ?? Suppose we're twice the size of Chile on the bright side

Hey no delusions buddy, hard fact, our pioneering spirit had us rule most of the world and we started the Industrial Revolution, with great engineering and invention. However our socialist utopia now has us terrified of our own shadows, everything you say is now offensive to some minority, freedoms have long gone and the sad thing is that people are totally unaware of it and think it normal. We are ripe for the picking, no one ever learns through history, these are facts you can check, the Royal Navy the most powerful in the world for centuries does not have enough men to man what few vessels remain nor enough money to put to sea more than a few weeks a year. We put so called refugees in better housing than we do our troops, god forbid they kill someone as they will end up in court, we currently have two policeman on murder charges for using their tasers when on duty etc etc etc. The following old joke sums up the current situation perfectly, you all keep a bed for me over there, I may yet need it in my lifetime. Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy." Hardy: "Aye, aye sir." Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to Flags. What's the meaning of this?" Hardy: "Sorry sir?" Nelson (reading aloud): "' England expects every person to do his or her duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or disability.' - What gobbledegook is this?" Hardy: "Admiralty policy, I'm afraid, sir. We're an equal opportunities employer now. We had the devil's own job getting ' England ' past the censors, lest it be considered racist." Nelson: "Gadzooks, Hardy. Hand me my pipe and tobacco." Hardy: "Sorry sir. All naval vessels have now been designated smoke-free working environments." Nelson: "In that case, break open the rum ration. Let us splice the mainbrace to steel the men before battle." Hardy: "The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. Its part of the Government's policy on binge drinking." Nelson: "Good heavens, Hardy. I suppose we'd better get on with it ........... full speed ahead." Hardy: "I think you'll find that there's a 4 knot speed limit in this stretch of water." Nelson: "Damn it man! We are on the eve of the greatest sea battle in history. We must advance with all dispatch. Report from the crow's nest please." Hardy: "That won't be possible, sir." Nelson: "What?" Hardy: "Health and Safety have closed the crow's nest, sir. No harness; and they said that rope ladders don't meet regulations. They won't let anyone up there until a proper scaffolding can be erected." Nelson: "Then get me the ship's carpenter without delay, Hardy." Hardy: "He's busy knocking up a wheelchair access to the foredeck Admiral." Nelson: "Wheelchair access? I've never heard anything so absurd." Hardy: "Health and safety again, sir. We have to provide a barrier-free environment for the differently abled." Nelson: "Differently abled? I've only one arm and one eye and I refuse even to hear mention of the word. I didn't rise to the rank of admiral by playing the disability card." Hardy: "Actually, sir, you did. The Royal Navy is under represented in the areas of visual impairment and limb deficiency." Nelson: "Whatever next? Give me full sail. The salt spray beckons." Hardy: "A couple of problems there too, sir. Health and safety won't let the crew up the rigging without hard hats. And they don't want anyone breathing in too much salt - haven't you seen the adverts?" Nelson: "I've never heard such infamy. Break out the cannon and tell the men to stand by to engage the enemy." Hardy: "The men are a bit worried about shooting at anyone, Admiral." Nelson: "What? This is mutiny!" Hardy: "It's not that, sir. It's just that they're afraid of being charged with murder if they actually kill anyone. There's a couple of legal-aid lawyers on board, watching everyone like hawks." Nelson: "Then how are we to sink the Frenchies and the Spanish?" Hardy: "Actually, sir, we're not." Nelson: "We're not?" Hardy: "No, sir. The French and the Spanish are our European partners now. According to the Common Fisheries Policy, we shouldn't even be in this stretch of water. We could get hit with a claim for compensation." Nelson: "But you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil." Hardy: "I wouldn't let the ship's diversity co-ordinator hear you saying that sir. You'll be up on disciplinary report." Nelson: "You must consider every man an enemy, who speaks ill of your King." Hardy: "Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural age. Now put on your Kevlar vest; it's the rules. It could save your life" Nelson: "Don't tell me - health and safety. Whatever happened to rum, sodomy and the lash?" Hardy: As I explained, sir, rum is off the menu! And there's a ban on corporal punishment." Nelson: "What about sodomy?" Hardy: "I believe that is now legal, sir." Nelson: "In that case............................... kiss me, Hardy."

I still think imperial, makes more sense to me as metric units are either too big or too small for practical purposes, only better bit is money, never liked groats and florins.

I've only been once but it's one of the best experiences ever because you can mix with the stars n their cars (Pink Floyd etc), see cars you'll never see again, and watch some great racing, If you did go you could also take in the Motor Museums . I've been to the revival twice because I worked down there but the festival of speed is more for you.

Wow, missing for eight years ? ask Santa for a satnav, was it an alien abduction, and were you probed ? we love mysteries here.

Yes, I remember Sweden swapping from left to right, about one third of the world drives on the left, before satnav I used to struggle when swapping. We have loads of accidents with tourists forgetting, and I remember one night heading the wrong way near Schipol it ain't easy when you first change.

@ANGU5 your dream holiday next year for the ultimate petrolheads, early july the Goodwood festival of speed, followed by a tour of one of the f1 factories then the British round a Silverstone mid July. Can fit it all in around a fortnight but you must book everything now. All near each other and you can stay near Silverstone. Don't forget to drive on the right side, the left

Ah, how strange is life, not so long ago certain people hated sniper maps, then they discovered they are good at them, now they want them constantly, I love humans.

You are right in one way, the crowds are there, but to survive there must be cars to race and if you compare it to the past, and other racing, there are pitifully few cars. In fact if the teams were only allowed one car it would not be a great spectacle at all. The costs are simply too great for most manufacturers, when the likes of Honda and Ford do not field teams it is not good for the sport. Although it is and always was the forerunner for technology I hope that is not it's downfall. In my opinion the 'gadgets' need removing to make the drivers more competitive, my favourite car racing is also the British touring cars, really exciting because the drivers not the cars are the stars. It may surprise you that I like Nascar too, I even went to one, those drivers rock. Just checked, the last full grid in F1 (26 cars) was in 1995, that is not good

Wow buddy you're nearly as old as @HarryWeezer, ps notice you avoided the subject, if she mentions rings ffs run otherwise it's over