RobMc

Wow this is one arrogant answer, nice to know you work under different rules, thought they were XI wide, guess I was wrong, excuse me I'm just a cod hick.

Well if he doesn't like Metallica? perhaps he's a boy band fan, if you get my drift?, if Metallica distracts him add more, it might stop the fckr from sticking knives in me.

He definitely wants bagpipes?

Over the weeks I must have sat there for an hour so far, all I want to do is play ffs, I've given up now, no one is going to sit and load that lot before they can play

You want bagpipes ???

One of the funniest series ever, pity it finished

I tried to join again sunday with same result, constant file downloading, ffs I just want to join now and again to play a couple of maps, like the unfaithful bitch I am. You must lose a shitload of new players wanting to play.

EVERY map is controversial lol Too big Too small Doesn't suit my play style It's my time of month ( strangely the ladies never bitch ) Too dark Sounds bad Go to spec, go to spec, go to spec c'mon you bastards go to spec we know what is good for you ffs come to spec I'm having a hissy fit you cunt That's it, if you don't come to spec I'm strangling the cat poor cat, go to spec ffs Come to spec now you bastards Sound familiar - yawn

Yes I have seen the transvestites in the windows, if that is your game @Foxx make sure you shave your legs.

Great news, they advertised the tour guides job in my local job centre, I went to apply. The man behind the counter took my forms and told me to go to Nottingham. Is that where the job is I asked, thought it was London?, no sir, that's where the applicants queue currently ends, he replied. ,

ffs I meant you were always the star, not a fanny, my hero

middle, agree with wp

Play for fun not scalps, as long as you enjoy it

Wet your tongue, just getting the polaroid out the loft then I'm off

My buddy is ALWAYS the main attraction lol

Wow, we now lead the world by having the first established 'vagina museum' (true google it), so we really are in all senses a bunch of cunts, it's in London after previous 'pop up' exhibitions around the country ( really, pop up ffs? ) Visitors who are partially sighted need to inform their guide dogs of exact location due to proximity of Billingsgate fish market, it will be closed periodically depending on the owners mood. So to all who once popped out, feel free to pop back in ps be careful not to get this mixed up with our long standing display of c...s in a place by the river called The Houses of Parliament

Hell yea, he comes from a family of twins ( thats two for our hillbillies ) and 'plays' with his twin brother, but is married to his twin sister? normally called triplets ( thats three for our hillbillies ) but there may be more, a very close family unit, especially at night probably. If you've ever seen Dutch tv you will understand the need for alternative entertainment. Welcome friend(s)

Brilliant

Yea, fu @BUDMAN with bells on

Well done EC, may you have a long and happy one, hope you spend a bit more time improving your aim.

Yea we had an article this week on the bbc website about game cheating and their estimates were that on most games around 40% are cheating in some form. The hackers, mainly from china and russia, become instant millionaires so not much incentive to stop it. I'm not clever enough at software but I would have thought it possible in the initial issue to make the programme inoperable if tampered with in certain ways?

Wow, theres a first time for everything, keep it up

Nice to see you're 'calling the shots' now big boy, I'll sleep sounder with your advice to Rugger and GG

I refused to join Steam years ago, as a blind man could see that when they got powerful enough they would control gaming for their own profit, and of course it's happening.

Sadly this wasn't the case before all the turmoil, it was one of our most populated at times, Well he's never ever attempted to recruit me, but I play there occasionally because all the good folks have migrated there, leaving the black sheep to graze alone lol.