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But some are better 'hung' than others girls

Strangely enough in the UK it is our top Universities driving this in Oxford and Cambridge, it is almost a competition now to see who can be the most stupid, which is very appropriate as that's where most of our top politicians come from.

He said head not stomach

I fear Essssieeee may have found another Bio, she is very quiet, we have seen this before during the years, but never fear our wallets are a strong lure over these younger whippersnappers. Keep an eye out for her next time you're up in your plane, I'll do likewise on the ground, remember we have the funds to do a 'hit' on any competition.

Brilliant and oh so true @Izumi loved it

Rob needs to take you under his wing young snowflake, these columns are filled with strange people, I could tell you some tales. Trust Rob to guide you through the righteous path towards the light, rates are very reasonable, why don't you read the forum rules before committing yourself, perhaps it's not for you? Rob Chief Snowflake ps if you want to pass on the sexual jokes you have heard Rob will make sure they are up to our high standards

Completely out of Thais, but they were doing a bogof on Cambodians, hmmm? what's a 'normal one @the baron something to tell us?? Thank you for your FU and many FU's throughout the years, much appreciated

I'm sorry to say this is absolutely true Sammy

I have just realised that as chief snowflake I do not set a good example of wokery, the world is changing and Rob must change with it, no longer can we speak as we used to, even today a Childrens author of many years has been made to toe the line. Outrage as Roald Dahl books edited to remove potentially offensive language: ‘This woke sanitation of English language has to stop!’ (gbnews.uk) It is only right, the damage this must do to our youth when planning drive byes, heists a drug deals must be be terrific, they'll be claiming damages for sure, so Rob is issuing a guidance note to help the idiots, who are, well, idiots. In the forums when I call you :- fckr - this is a term of endearment, a kind of luvvy kissy @FRENCHI thing, ps where is the fckr? Cunt - this should be downgraded to knacker from now on (unless you are a cunt of course) Rob realises all too well that to you fckrs that are snowflakes, anything at all is offensive (cunts), so for you knackers I will tone it down The much maligned FU, so often used in anger is now, when used by Rob, translated as ' Felicitations Users' in an attempt to please the Herby Lady who is ultra nice Love and Kisses Rob Today I was offered sex by an 18 year old female. Now I'm not gonna lie, this girl was hot, but in exchange for the sex I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner for her. Of course being the mature person that I am I declined, because I have high moral standards and my willpower is very strong..... But not as strong as AJAX the safe and affordable bathroom cleaner, now available in lemon and vanilla scents

She'd call that preparation

At the rate you're going I'll be dead FOR BOTH of them

You met my wife ??????? she knows her cooking is done when the fire alarm sounds

MOI ???? Would I do that ?

Theres no point in trying to be subtle in these forums is there??? FISHING VIDEO ???

Count out Budman

No Shit Sherlock ?? Now I don't like to labour a point but have you and your worms been near water yet?

Is it the special 'Bunny Hopping' edition ?

Newlyweds, Mick and Maura, were on their way to Dublin to spend a few days in the “big city” for their honeymoon. Maura, who was a shy country girl, was a bit embarrassed that people might see that they were honeymooners. So, when she and her husband pulled into the station and got off the train, Maura asked Mick if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a while. Mick responded, “Sure now darling. You carry the suitcases!”

Garda Murphy sees a little old lady walking down a Dublin street, dragging two plastic garbage bags. While he is watching her, he observes that there is a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a €20 note flies out of it onto the pavement. As she goes to pass him, the policeman stops her. “Excuse me ma’am, but did you know there are €20 notes falling out of that bag?” “Dear me!” says the little old lady. “I had better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning officer.” “Well now, not so fast. How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?” “Oh, no,” says the little old lady. “You see me back garden backs up to the stadium parking area. After each hurling match or football game, a lot of fans come and pee in me hedges, right into me flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big set of hedge clippers, and say, ‘€20 or off it comes!'” “Fair play!” laughs the officer. “Well good luck. By the way, what’s in the other bag?” “Oh that,” the little old lady replies, “not all of them pay.”

The clue is in his name

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You have more faith than me Key

Hi buddy, yes Bob Gimlin is a very credible witness, and so are many others (just like UFO's) not the type to lie or want 15 minutes of fame. I must say, having started a sceptic, that I'm now on the side of believing Bigfoot and UFO's do exist, and I'm not sure if that troubles me or not? With UFO's especially, where multiple people witness it together it's very hard to ignore.

Do you know? Rob tries to have a serious scientific discussion strewn with facts and all I get is @TBB's holiday snaps?

Any wildlife left in the USA? oh yea Pengy