RobMc

Thought I'd get in first poppet

Warning 'Lounge Lizard Loose in Forums'

Reminder - spawn killing is allowed, but only pussies do it again and again

I'm puzzled ?, something out of the ordinary here ?

Just like politicians eh ??????????? However there is one person you can Trust - Rob For only a small donation to my gambling account I will send you a signed first edition of my new book ' Thirty ways to convince the court that you were in the park to feed ducks and nothing else' post it as soon as I get out

Try a Smaw

Queenie dear you don't look a year older, don't want you to guess my present, but heres a spoiler :- 21 Uses for Petroleum Jelly You Don’t Know About - YouTube Love Rob

I always remember the kindness of my best friend who gave me one of these just before he died after being stung by a wasp, that's a true friend even though I can't get it to write?

NO !

I know everyone is different, and each generation has it's own kind of music, but rap leaves me stone cold (which is the way most of it's stars seem to end up lol). With country and western, jazz and rock and roll some songs appeal to me, but I've yet to find a rap one unless gangsta's paradise counts, I liked that. Now as for making sweet music, just ask the local 'girls' at the over 60's dances, Rob is a lovely little mover (provided he has his crutches). I also use these crutches to 'rap' on the shithouse door when some old fart is adjusting his colostomy bag causing me discomfort, so I suppose rap is in my makeup too. Many of the ladies who are accomplished one eyed flute players have begged me to accompany them, however they all get told to blow their own trumpets, mine is not for public displays (Parks excepted). There was much surprise at the last Womens Institute open day when I was asked if I also played in a brass band, my answer that I often got horny I fear was misinterpreted. Took me 3 circuits of the hall on my scooter to shake off the croquet section.

I knew it A pussy where your balls should be ?

For TBB that would be BC (Before Condoms)

Yea but I do notice how slim your face was before your addiction, now you look like a Puff Adder (he'll get this one, others won't)

Shame about the 'music' ?

I got one too, good enough for most things

Do the fckrs fly in Kentucky ????

If you read this again Queenie you left yourself wide open (excuse the phrase) for a Rob comment, but I'll be good, hope your bottom gets better soon.

'Moose - Head' so is it like what's on the tin? they have big lips and a rough tongue, I can see the attraction now.

59 years ago today Mr & Mrs Hammer (senior) gazed down at one of natures most beautiful creations. Then dragging their eyes away from the McDonalds chicken nuggets they glanced at their newly acquired baby. ‘He’s not quite what I imagined’ said Mrs Hammer senior ‘are you sure Amazon haven’t made a mistake?’ ‘I’m not sure myself’ said Mr Hammer senior ‘The UFO dropping him off instead of the mailman was unusual, and the midwife looked strange too, but he’s here now, and he’s all ours. The second I saw that contrail in the sky I knew we had to have one and here he is. The bonus of a free gift, a Chinese bat was welcome too, I’ll bet it’s worth something in the years to come?’, you never know, they might catch on. ‘ Did you build that fence in the garden to stop him dropping off the edge of the world?’ asked Mrs Senior ‘ Not yet’ said Mr Senior ‘I was going to wait until the Illuminati came to the barbeque, they can help’ ‘Do you think he’ll be clever?’ ‘No, I think he’ll be an IDIOT’ Life would never be normal again

Hope it goes well

Not before the old romantic in me asks for her share of the bill 'Going Dutch'

I hope there's no puppies in this?

I've been punished for that too, small world (well mine is small), were you fined? Your bucket list must make forty shades of grey look like a kiddies book Queenie

One of your little fantasies dear ?

Love his surprise when he gets killed I surprised him a lot yesterday