RobMc

I lost count after the first 10 secs But this has a very serious message for the youth of today :- 1/. Tourette's is real 2/. Dogging is not a pet 3/. Don't trust men in uniforms

Don't be scared Pengy, it's like Rob, you'll only feel a small prick ?

Postman Taff's Dogging Adventure - YouTube

You've got blood ???, wow, never would have guessed? Well done for donations Hammer

Lol my wife's tiny compared to me I have to buy my own

Looking at their rules I think I'd be perfect, can I take Fry and Wildthing, should be a quick match ?

I'm guessing that with onboard video being used there is probably little storage and memory, and it an old machine, it would probably be cheaper to buy a machine to at least minimum specs of games you want to play than upgrade, sorry to be bringer of bad news if that is the case, but others will be nodding their heads. You'll notice this under world of Warcraft RAM: 4 GB RAM (8GB for integrated graphics such as Intel HD Graphics) What this means is for onboard graphics you need a minimum of 8gb on the m'bd Do you have this?

For No Mans sky? No Man's Sky minimum requirements Memory: 8 GB Graphics Card: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 480 CPU: Intel Core i3-3210 File Size: 10 GB OS: Windows 7/8.1/10 (64-bit versions) Here are the World of Warcraft System Requirements (Minimum) CPU: Intel Core i5-760 or AMD FX-8100 or later CPU SPEED: Info RAM: 4 GB RAM (8GB for integrated graphics such as Intel HD Graphics) OS: Windows 7 / Windows 8 / Windows 10 64 bit VIDEO CARD: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 560 2GB or AMD Radeon HD 7850 2GB or Intel HD Graphics 530 (45W) PIXEL SHADER: 5.0 VERTEX SHADER: 5.0 FREE DISK SPACE: 70 GB DEDICATED VIDEO RAM: 2 GB

Ah now I understand, and yes you can but you slow down other things, you need a lot of memory to run any O/S, sorry to disappoint you but reading your other posts a dedicated video card and at least 8gb on m'brd are normal minimum specs. However you say you need 2tb, wow, you sure? I think you're mixing memory with how much free space you need for game on hd, and 1tb is 1000 gb, is this not GB? Post all details you can and the guys here can help you

Don't know what you were reading but as far as I know ram is a physical thing you have to add to the m'board or gpu ,as Timmah says for cpu. You can tweak settings in bios but news to me you can add ram. The power supply is easy, 850w will power most computers BUT as time moves on the physical connectors change, you need to check they will fit what you have, you can buy adapters though. tip, if you start poking around in bios make a note of every alteration you do and what it was originally

Yes with any language it is a great problem for people wanting to learn, a word in English can have many meanings depending on how it is used, we see this often in the forums and it leads to misunderstandings. Perhaps Thickiam really loves me, just mixed up the present indicative and present subjunctive eh? signed the Pompous Ass [his words]

No pluperfects ? WTF DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM ?

Well spotted son, but the one thing this has highlighted, which may have been missed, is just how good this forum is for free speech. The senior admins should be congratulated for not interrupting, not banning and not contradicting the flow, this is truly an adult clan. Now I am a self confessed gobshite, due to the fact that being retired it amuses me, and I hope amuses the majority. Of course with this comes the haters etc, hey ho, as you've seen throughout the years I can deal with that. There is one principle that I will repeat yet again, if you don't like me, or what I say, then don't fucking read it! or argue, and expect me to argue back when you do, and when I argue back don't behave as a child as in this case. I meant to show you all the whole story of this episode, but I can't be bothered, I'll just move on, I won't stop, I can't be bullied, I may get banned (your wish MajBasil), but be assured I am a dedicated idiot. I do what I can for the clan, in my own way, I have played with a lot of members on a lot of different servers over the years, love them all (even the haters), done what I could in other ways and had a great time. We have seen so many people driven from the forums by fckrs who make one post a year, if that's what you want, a forum full of facebook quotes etc then so be it, not for me, or I suspect the majority. I am very aware of the diversity of the clan, what is funny in one country may not be funny in another. This is compounded with language problems where the meaning is not always clear ( f''''g google translate). But unless in an argument I take great care not to offend our members, sometimes due to translation this goes wrong, for that I apologise if it happens. FU

I guess this means he's taking his ball home ????? Looks like Sunday confession was right I'm still a cunt, lmfao

A little film I made during the visit, names and locations have been altered for their protection, but not too far away

I stood there for a good 2 minutes until they thought there wasn’t going to be any more photos. When there were signs of life I stepped forward and extended my hand in greeting :- DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM ? bellowed Thicko, thinking he was confused I asked the others there ‘Do you know who he is?’. Puzzled looks were exchanged among the community, then they all began to talk together ‘He’s my son/father/brother/cousin/lover/grandpa ????????? ‘ Wow this was one busy guy. Beating his chest he growled ‘Me and you are going behind my cabin while I sort you out’, I’d been in some rough places in the world and checked hat my pepper spray and taser were in place. We walked behind the shed and he confronted me, ‘Did you bring any popsicles?’, he asked, surprised I said no, but I could fetch some next time. ‘You got a sweet tooth ?’, I asked, ‘No’, he grunted,’ I need to stock up the pick up, the local kids are going camping this weekend.’ What a kind man I thought, little did I know ‘Where you from he asked, Wisconsin?’, the UK actually I replied, he grunted, ‘yea we’ve kicked their butts for 500 years’. I remained silent, now was not the time to befuddle him with facts, let’s just get the popsicles. Just then his wife/sister/mother popped her head around, dinners ready she called, would you like to stay she asked, I politely declined and said I’d return later, never been a skunk lover. To be continued

I drive some of the idiots wild too ?

Those small wheels don't go with that stunning outfit ? bitch

Ok, contest closed, and the winner is @TBB for giving me the hots for this cute chick, wonder if it is a woman? [get it?] My poodle is all excited at the thought of chewing your bone, please wash it first

Yep one of many daring raids { google cockleshell heroes] conducted out of desperation at the time to strike back with our limited resources. It was successful in a way, but in hindsight the fear Churchill had over the German battleships was unfounded, a legacy from his time in the admiralty in ww1. Just look at how little action they fought in, the Bismark for example, but he was fixated on them, especially the Tirpitz, but hindsight is easy. All those brave men, on all sides, died for what? this is the real sad face of war, we lose our finest. ps the comments in your article are not quite right, the charges went off far later than intended, that is why so many were killed, it was a tourist attraction. pps look up 'lend lease' she was one of those

Your collection is getting creepy @TBB

My poodle is offering a free blow job to the winner, keep those entries coming in, judging tomorrow after chapter 2 of anthropology. If one of our ladies win Rob will present the prize personally, brushing my teeth now in anticipation.

Hey Thickiam, I've had a few sherbets now, send seal team six, and send the other five fckrs too, my poodle loves seals, pity the pubs are shut we could go out clubbing (get it?) just before you whap my ass, or your army, or your dreams.

GET THOSE ENTRIES IN

Thickiam appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," he offered. "On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most ugly tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the shit out of all of you" Saint Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?" "Couple of minutes ago."