RobMc

I am looking for support (sic) for a new worthwhile project, charitable status being applied for as I type, for the limp dicks club (LDC). I fully realise there may be stiff opposition, especially from some male idiots, but surely your hearts go out to sufferers of this debilitating ailment? For those of you who do not give a toss may I point out that in time you may be affected by this, think of the cost of little blue pills and 'marital aids', no, act now, and by giving a small donation to Rob all will be well. The money will be used in ground-breaking research, how does excess alcohol affect you, are blondes or brunettes better, do you need to change your pimp and other important matters personally undertaken by the founder. I will not let you down, no, and proudly set myself the difficult task of erecting an organisation that will be upstanding for generations to come. PM me for donation details, tax relief may be available but I'll sort it out, you know you can trust Rob.

Could all idiots please stop teasing me?, you know how sensitive I can be, I think in future in ftag I will not kill I'll only thaw, no one ever does that? Oh?, hold on a minute?

PERSONAL ATTACK, PERSONAL ATTACK, I like the live Madison Square Garden, how dare this person question my choice????

Hey you just can't win can you?, the New Rob has just been in game with Apolo, and somehow I shot and killed him. Of course I immediately apologised and said it would never happen again and got warned, Heavens to Betsy what's an idiot to do? Off to play Led Zeppelin 'Dazed and Confused' If I get 30 lashes can Roxy give them ???????

Oh yes I do, look at the birthday list

That's not very nice on the lovely ladies birthday is it ???

What?? that's my kind of gal ? Anyway you old fckr you don't know what day it is never mind a date

I don't know if things have changed over the years but an ex Scotland Yard cop once told me that all mobiles were only encrypted until the signal bounced off the first aerial and that all calls are recorded somewhere, moral of the story don't give things out over a mobile. Anyone know anything about mobile security?

WTF? Sammy has this a/. got to do with the video b/. politics and voting? all I saw was her bringing down the man who I suspect was being chased by the police, 'Shit like this needs to be handled'?? you could make Sesame Street look like a gang bang with this train of thought, I sometimes wonder?, do you ever look at things simply without conspiracy lurking ?

I have never had a personal credit card my entire life, I work by firstly splitting up the money then by only using one card in external atm's and using cash where I can, so far no trouble, I am refusing to internet bank for as long as possible, but that is getting harder Firstly assuming you have some savings however small and use your main account to pay some bills and larger purchases, this is what to aim for:- Your main account with your wages paid in and main bills paid, can be a joint account, but the capital will be a maximum of what you are comfortable with, you (and partner) have a card but use it only when essential, withdraw cash only from this account to use for petrol, food, burgers etc you need to keep a large amount but then only get it directly from your bank or a machine within the bank, never use this card in external machines etc. Create another single account with a card, in this account only keep around £1000, top up from main account as necessary. Use this card ONLY for internet transactions, petrol stations (only if you have no cash) etc. This way the most they can hit you for is whatever is in that account (ps cancel any overdraft on this account) Lastly your savings in another account, you DO NOT want a card with this account, if large purchases or top up of main account required transfer it. If you're lucky split up savings to other places, in UK you are guaranteed protection for some but be careful if you go above that limit, banks do go bust. The only way to get money from this account in theory is for you to do it personally. In addition my cards are issued so there is no touch facility Remember with internet banking, like everything else no matter how clever your bank, out there is someone cleverer One last thing, it may seem paranoid but always get some printed proof of your accounts at regular intervals, if your bank is hacked or the internet goes down without physical proof of what you had is that much harder to prove, and don't think the internet can't go off either.

Go get em, good luck

I love myself I think I'm grand I go to bed and hold my hand

Rat droppings, one on it's way to you Bud.

Wuff

Nerd

Hell my tits are that big, but the bulge in his pants is too big for me, definitely photoshop

An unfortunate choice of words, or a wish

Any chance of us crowdfunding a repeat ????

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/other/military-ranks-such-as-rifleman-and-guardsman-could-be-scrapped/ar-BB1dsfJH?ocid=mailsignout&li=AAnZ9Ug More lunacy

Snowflake Therapy To prove that old Rob worries about this terrible disease, that appears worse than covid, I’m going to try and help you poor affected souls recover. I’ll break it into sections for revision, and for those who don’t speak English fuck you, there ain’t no interpreters (first lesson lol). It’s a type of cognitive therapy, delivered in my own subtle gentle way to ease you back into the real world slowly. Soon you’ll be saying things like ‘you cunt’, and ‘FU’ with the rest of them without any offence implied or taken, a life changing event. From my observations (when sober) most snowflakes seem to live in towns and cities, where the environment is suited to this lifestyle. The following teachings are your new gospel (no offence to religion {wtf?}), learn them well. Your rights as a human being You have no fucking rights Basics For anyone to survive and prosper there are 3 basic things, water, food and shelter. Water This falls out of the sky, that is not magic pixie dust on you, it is not scented, filled with gas, or lovingly gathered from a moonpool in an exotic garden. Without this stuff that goes into your Latte’s, Coke, make up and champagne you cannot survive more than 3 weeks. Food Amazingly does not come from a supermarket, Fish and Chicken are not naturally covered in breadcrumbs, nor steak in chunks. Food is seasonal to where you live, you won’t believe me but your grandparents grew big and strong without beans flown in from Egypt and Kumquat. Shelter People outside cities consider flats and apartments as spaces they would keep their tools. Shelter is keeping warm and dry while you sleep and cook. The following are non essential to human beings :- WiFi, Celebrities, Take Aways, Burger and Chicken restaurants, cars, holidays, mobile phones, TV and Radio etc etc etc So Enrol on Robs ‘Cold Turkey’ course for a full cure Day 1 Morning ‘How not to be offended’ :- Rob, Wildthing and Fry will spend a full morning trying to be offensive,this will give you a feeling you can cope with everything thrown at you in the future, if you pay extra we’ll toss in Recoillz. Afternoon Analysis of the morning, how do you feel? – stress counselling session, we then move on to being assertive and aggressive. Drawing on the idiots expertise in these matters we start with calling people a hacker, then move gradually to FU and hopefully end by spitting and snarling at some weasel who drinks mochas, don’t you feel better now? We then retire for the night with a drinking session and porn film (donated by Rugger from his collection). Day 2 Food (all day session) We begin with pointing out the cost and inadequacy of snowflake cuisine, artisan goods and gourmet shite. Weedn’Feed will give a gardening demonstration with real vegetables and how to preserve them without freezers. Hunter1948 will help you gut a deer and prepare it for the table J3st3r will demonstrate killing chickens with an axe, how we all laugh at them running around headless I will demonstrate fish gutting and how to cut off their heads ‘so the little eyes are not watching you’ This is the first stage of returning to the real world, not thinking you’re an expert on the countryside because you watch David Attenborough and jog in the park. Or thinking that because you have a degree in colour grading wild flowers you are superior to anyone else. Conversations in the future will be eye to eye, not zoom. You should now be ready for your first game on our servers, FU

45 kill streak ??? you ha..., shit can't say that, I'll be banned , just speaking nonsense as usual, well played snow white, how did your dwarves do?

Girls ????? you reminiscing ???

Rob is naturally 'HOT' no sauce needed girls

FU Crack, I'm getting a shitload of points here fckr, if I can get someone to hurt anothers feelings daily I can show that f....g dealer what it is to really lose at blackjack Any volunteer snowflakes waiting in the wings ???