RobMc

It's a 2 joint phrase ?

This is two people who's first language obviously isn't English getting mixed up, calm down boys, he is NOT teasing you Kapt, he is teasing me, we do it every day in game. ps FU Baron

Exactly what the fckr is !

Oh don't worry, there'll be plenty more to come

I was born near Washington in the north east UK, the original Washington of US president fame, not one of those cheap ‘knock offs’ that followed. As a teenager I roamed the area, part of it now a wildlife reserve, but then a source of targets for my air rifle, picking up bushcraft skills to avoid capture by the local lords gamekeepers, told my mother the pheasants came from a friend. Little did I think that my involvement with Washington would not end there, but it would flourish into my passion for anthropology with primitive beings, great times lay ahead, and those bushcraft skills would come in handy. Years later I found myself in one of the ‘knock offs’ and this is where the story begins. Thickiam was having a bad day, the cold wet rain trickled into his eyes, running straight off his bald scalp, the hairs on his back were sodden and matted and the hairs on his palms itched. As he squatted behind the bush that served as a toilet for him and his 36 brethren he regretted having that extra hot chile sauce on the delicious Skunk roast his wife/sister/mother had cooked for him. ‘That skunk sure smells sweeter than you honey’ said his wife/sister/mother when she served it in the hollowed out skull the family treasured as kitchenware. ‘It’s only two months until your annual bathe in the Potomac, you must be excited ?’. Thickiam grunted, ‘ You think I have money to burn on toiletries? I need that money for server donations, you know how important I am to that clan?’. His wife/sister/mother shook her head, as far as she knew the only friend he had was his pet rat that shared his bed, the only thing that would put up with the smell. His once faithful hound was ignoring him too, after being excluded from the ‘pick up’ truck his brother/cousin/father had ‘found’ by the side of the road. Thickiam thought the term pick up was for courting and used the truck on visits to woo his auntie bucktooth who he’d long fancied, word is a little thicko is due soon? As I discovered during my subsequent studies delusions ran rampant in his brain, there was plenty of space after all, what was real and imagined were to him the same. But I digress, I had been sent by my mentors in the UK [ Duc, Duck and Duckies] to visit this primitive tribe in ‘knock off Washington’ and see what stage of civilisation they had reached. This was to prove a challenge, never before had I encountered such savagery and debauchery, I needed all my wits and experience for this one. My sponsors said I was to be ‘inserted’ into the tribe, let me tell you I did not like the sound of this at all ? Remember at the time it was thought I was dealing with a Rambo, only later did it transpire that Rambo was a Mary Poppins. As the tribe were quite literally, how do I put this nicely, intermingling, insertion needed defining. Once the terms of my placement were cleared up, my adventures began, my instructions were to monitor behaviour patterns and see how far up the evolutionary scale they had clawed, unfortunately as I found out, the nails were clipped. So on that fateful stormy day I strode onto the property to introduce myself, a pack of dog treats in my pocket (neighbours said they were partial to chicken flavour). My first sight was Thickiam squatting behind the bush with the family gathered around awarding scores on what he produced. Suddenly a huge bolt of lightening lit the sky up, the family went rigid with stupid grins on their faces, then it slowly dawned on me, the fckrs thought they were being photographed, this was going to be challenging. To be continued

Hey now, us UK boys drink real beer not piss ps Kapt 20 stone is 280 pounds

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How come you ALWAYS get the fit chicks ?????

She was the only girl I could pick up ? the others were 20 stone, a funny girl, she had an inflated opinion of her sexual prowess? Sadly after covid it looks very much as though UK pubs have died, let us hope they recover

I can see the needle and the damage done in the image, must be after his covid jab

There's a white boat coming up the river

My butler wouldn't be seen dead in it dear boy I drive an 18 year old merc s class This car will be featured in the new wheeler dealer series on tv

Yep

Yep, but the haters who never or rarely make any posts, or have any humour or anything else drove him and others away. Well let let me tell you Thickiam that will not be me, thought you came from the land of free speech fckr? The only thing you have is hatred for anyone that doesn't agree with you, let me see if I can get together the statements in order later tomorrow, the idiots can make their own minds up where the hate lies and who is the 'troll'. My main computers down at the moment, I'm trying to fix it this afternoon.

This fckr lives in Hollywood ffs ? One thing says it all to me 15 years you ain't donated even 1 US dollar to the running of the servers, I know you don't have to but it says a lot to me and us other poor fckrs who do give what we can, you lie like a cheap carpet about your 'dedication'. You might not like British food but we have a saying 'The proof of the pudding lies in the eating', you ain't even smelling it yet 'buddy'.

May have been associating a bit too much lately with my new buddy Thickiam ? but I didn't get this one Pete ? looks like Neil Young ? is that you ?

Oh oh, his make up's smudged, he'll be pissed

For those who don't know the Hadron Collider in Switzerland is used to investigate and prove the existence of the smallest particles known to idiots worldwide. Today one of the Scientists Dr. Plugger was proud to be the first to announce to the idiot world the discovery of Thickiam's long suspected brain cell, it was smaller than expected, but in an interview one of his friends Phucked off Pete stated 'We were just delighted to see it actually exists, we all had our doubts at times'. Unfortunately Thickiam was unavailable for comment due to 'an echo in my head'?, fellow gamers worried whether or not this would improve his game are currently crowdfunding to ensure the one remaining cell stays firmly in the USA. Most idiots said they were stood by him, probably the safest place, said Dr Plugger as 'one fart and we may lose what remains', wise words for anyone full of shit, hold onto it buddy. Updates to follow

I'm going to push it back up into his arsehole and up to his mouth where it belongs With a baseball bat

I love schoolboy humour, takes me back First the phucker disagrees with a table in a quiz Then we have the My Dads bigger than your Dad threat, ( my country can kick the crap out of yours - oh yea, unbelievable eh?) Then we have the 'Do you know who I am' threats Then the master of quick wit and ready repartee posts a picture any 11 year old would be proud of And I'm the troll???? phuck off See you behind the bike sheds, you drop your trousers first, I need a laugh lmfao loser

Hey Super Mario where are you ??? Dupe here who knows phuck all about plumbing

Let the fun begin

lmfao, at least you've learnt how to spell fuck, next step counting to ten socks off