RobMc

We need a method to somehow prevent cheating, i.e. by using the internet, ideally a short time limit would be best, but not for extended games, any ideas??

You thank God I wasn't there girl

If we ever meet don't be surprised if I rub your breasts for luck @Icequeen an old Rob tradition, catches some by surprise, mostly the boys

@Sitting-Duc, well that would be a good addition a page where people who want to play could issue 'invites', say for 12 hours before expiring. That way if you join you can choose who to play with, also a method of cancelling a game if someone starts then doesn't want to complete, the victory going to the last one playing. A league table would be fun too, but perhaps take some of the fun away for some. Highest score Longest word But you need some way of seeing who wants to play definitely, as Rosie says you may need to divide further into 1v1, or 3/4 players but once a game starts make sure no one else can join.

OK, registered now I need an opponent(s), tried Loader and Rosie, no luck, anyone want a game send me your name as it appears. Surprisingly I'm Robmc

Wasn't referring to you, talking about a 'juicy onion' ? if you go picking up alcoholics expect some unusual consequences. Besides which as most of your photos appear to take place in public urinals you may want to think about your statement.

I confess to being superstitious, have been since a boy, picked more and more up over the years, common ones like not walking under ladders, tossing salt over shoulder etc etc. But I've also 'inherited' some from others, my wife for instance, she saw a single Magpie when I was with her years ago and said 'morning Mr. Magpie, how's the Colonel ?' and I've said it ever since. I go out of my way to complete some of these, which is ridiculous, but by now ingrained in my psyche. Which got me thinking, are the same ones common in other countries?, do they have more weird ones ? any idiots got any examples ?

Of course it is troll away buddy, I loved this track by the way

Incontinent eh? Drink less

OMG Duc, create an account, passwords and email addresses to test ?? seriously?

Didn't think you'd got that far ??

Will give it a go in the middle of the night when I'm up.

Yes FU 6

OMG we're not going to get the idiots ranting about 'my balls are bigger than yours' are we ? I can see it now :- 1/. Every delusional idiot wrapped up in Hollywood is going to have balls the size of the Moon 2/. The feminists will rant and rave about male obsessiveness with genitalia 3/. The snowflakes will demand that balls are biased towards the male species and tits should be considered equal (all for that) 4/. A space needs to be made for those idiots who are eunuch's and high (get it?) otherwise their human rights are being interfered with as opposed to their balls, which are missing. 5/. No fucker was looking at your balls Timmah, they were too busy wondering why there was a furrow in the carpet. 6/. You had a girlfriend ???????????????????? Wow what's it like ?

No, I was eating and lost all taste for it picturing your nuts lowering.

TOO MUCH INFO

This is an absolutely true story I swear it I have had a beard since I was 19, now grey of course, but not back then. I was staying with a few family members in my parents house over Christmas Eve (no drink driving of course) and was sleeping downstairs with two others one on the sofa/settee and the others on camp beds. My mother bless her was always an early riser and came in the lounge to tidy up after our session the previous night. I was awake and she suggested I went upstairs and jump into a comfortable bed beside my father, I wasn't keen but she insisted. So doing what I was told I gently climbed in beside my snoring old man, I was just starting to drift off when he turned over and put his arm over me much to my horror. 'You can stop that right now' I said Rising from a deep sleep and opening his eyes, quick as a flash he said 'Christ I thought your mother was upside down' ?

When did you grow a moustache dear ?

OMG Queenie had to look this up, lmao

Wife had AZ, no problems at all, due 2nd in May, most of our friends had it too with no problems (I had Pfizer, no problem), sorry to hear that buddy.

Found this for you On Windows, there is a hidden account named Administrator. Most of the time, this account has no password set. That means that you can start your computer with this account, open the Control Panel to delete or change the password of any users and fix your problem. Boot your computer and immediately press on the F8 key repeatedly until your computer displays the boot menu. With the arrow keys, choose Safe Mode and press the Enter key. On the home screen, click on Administrator. If you have no home screen, type Administrator and leave the password field as blank. If you can't log in as you have ever changed the password, please refer to Method 2 to reset your forgotten password. Click on the Start menu in the bottom left corner, go in the Control Panel, then in User Accounts you can change any user passwords easily.

Learn to spell ???

So am I buddy, this is a relatively simple problem but would take loads of typing to explain, our friend Funstick could solve this with you on TS quickly.

Ah? light beer eh? explains why I always have to look up ?

Heres a repeat of one I did earlier, especially for @BUDMAN Bud went to the doctor and he asked 'How can I help you?' 'It's my sex life doctor, it's all shrivelled up, doesn't touch the sides' 'What do you drink Bud?', he said 'I drink Budweiser he replied' 'Ah, well that's your problem, Budweiser is weak it shrinks and shrivels things, try drinking Guinness, builds things up big and strong' A couple of week later he's walking down the street and Bud sees the doctor, 'How's your sex life Bud? , the doctor asks, it's fantastic Bud replied Took my advice with the Guinness?' he said 'No doctor, I've got the wife on Budweiser'