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RobMc

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  1. I forgot Thursday
  2. The senile old fckr's lost track of the days now ? Someone tell him it's Christmas next week, he'll get a turkey
  3. We know which he'd fancy the most
  4. She must have looked small on the river, bad locks to get into there you do it ok?
  5. No I haven't Mark
  6. Stop getting Majbasil confused fckr, and how did you know I could do that ?
  7. You do realise this is a declaration of war ????? ps hurry up with the next fishing video we're still in lockdown for at least another month
  8. This is the problem with colonials, they make up their own language but you are correct my boy, in this instance the bottle is possessive and singular, well done. CUNT
  9. Because 'I'm a cunt' ?
  10. Read more carefully dear lady, imposters to my work are rife.
  11. The fckr would steal the bottle from a babies mouth then hold it in sight to tease it, he should be renamed Yacc Capone by Rockape ? Kill you later fckr, bout time you joined too
  12. There are only 2 sexes Those who believe in horoscopes and Men
  13. Someone mention pimping ?
  14. I curse and swear This has occurred after joining a group of idiots who's morals are non existent, they revel in debauchery, sins of the flesh, drink, drugs and foul language. I have tried to resist but feel myself being sucked into their world, help me and my trenchcoat to remain clean and pure with no exposure to sin. Oh and FU
  15. Well done for trying to help yourself
  16. The best was Black Heart now no longer made, but this comes very near.
  17. I have terrible thoughts about our ladies The fckrs keep killing me, they are all better players than me, and at my age the only thing I want to stick in them is my knife, like everything else it is blunt? prayers for Rob
  18. Tuesday, be patient you randy old sod
  19. He has a good shot at it (but as in game non too accurate)
  20. I drink, think lustfully of Guinness and rum, and the 'sun is over the yardarm' at 1300 May the Lord have mercy on my liver, the liver is evil and must be punished.
  21. Wer thay deeing a Manc accent or Cockney? cos theres nee chance marra of them deeing a genuine British accent. The bastards think that because they speak English they are English eh? Me Wildthing and Spawnicus are probably the most near to perfect speakers on the site and will look into this immediately, or as soon as we have sobered up. Fear not
  22. My acupuncturist Fat Kok is also Chinese, he's also a sooth sayer just before the treatment on me he always says 'I'll feel a little prick', he's never disappointed, he's currently advising the NHS in Worcestershire. People in Evesham probably encounter his wife 'Fuk Mei' at clinics, when meeting her for the first time don't repeat her name when she introduces herself, she takes mispronunciation badly, be warned.
  23. Sorry Kapt, I know nothing about stamp collecting ?
  24. Would you like a stroke ?
  25. Read this title buddy and first thought was that you'd missed Pete ??
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