RobMc

Hey now, upstaging Rob - the bitch ?

Throughout the years you Beers and McGrim have demonstrated why I am the only sane fckr amongst you, get down from that cliff and win. (He knows what that means) Rattlesnake season coming up, suppose we'll lose you ? Also thank you for doubling my scores over the years

FU EC you idiot Luv you Bro

It's beyond crazy now, slowly but surely the population is being turned into non thinking zombies all because facts seem to hurt some snowflake somewhere? The Western world has turned from strong, go getting pioneers to wimps scared of their own shadow, BC for hundreds of years now BCE, I'm just waiting for them to edit the history books. Famous Viking Eric Bloodaxe now called Crazy Eric The guillotine to humane despatcher The Mongols were great horsemen and 'negotiated' many conquests Gladiators to circus entertainers etc etc fucking lunatics rule

I do occasionally put serious posts in, but the majority are not serious, however I have never failed to be amazed at how many are taken literally or misread, just us being humans I suppose. For the record I'm a regular family guy and Grandfather, I have no perversions, have mainly due to my looks never been a womaniser, never owned a trenchcoat and know nothing about most weird things. That said I get great pleasure at the banter and fun most of us get from the posts, and I'm quite quite sure most know it's only fun. I would tease the girls a bit more but don't want to be known a sexual predator, that wouldn't do at all, you would need to know them and how far to go.

Yes, unfortunately Kapt I'm as poor as most people, but I like to think I'm rich in humour and outlook, I try, now that we're all crying at poor Rob I must see where the manservant is with my tissues

It's a joke Kapt, never used or even seen one buddy, most of the things I post aren't serious or even true

No, more chicken, it smelled fowl

This funny cartoon is sadly getting to be the truth, people determined to rid childhoods of anything they consider non politically correct, reading things every day now, it's getting stupid.

My house staff reckon we're poor, the Butler has whined all week about driving a Rolls Royce more than 6 months old ? The pretty housemaid is also going through hard times, thank God for blue pills.

Well it was very strange, the nice man offered me what appeared to be a funny shaped ice lolly to suck, but I was always a greedy little bastard and bit the end off. He was so shocked he fainted and I ran away, definitely chicken I recall.

Batman ?????????? isn't he the fckr who started all of this

Yea that's the one, he asked if I wanted to suck a sweetie, I replied 'Do I look like an idiot' ? Tasted like Chicken

Well, I was ok until one day walking through the park I was approached by this man in a trenchcoat ?

It must be terrible living your life like this, poor lad, if only they'd had education in Darlo? think what he could have been, now he's an idiot, and among us lot he might be the apex predator

We see that all too well in the forums , but some are still catching up lol

?????? wtf? calm down, your English is not too good at the best of times, and the problem here, and for everyone else is 'what i've read'. Because what you read is hardly ever true unless you choose the right source, and even then they put their spin on it. Covid has been a huge bonus for the media, but let me tell you now covid is not the thing to fear in the future, not if we get another Spanish flu or Bubonic plague, and it will happen. It may be bred in a lab, but more likely be out there now, mutating away, ready to transfer to humans. There may even be an evil government developing a deadly strain and secretly making their own people immune, why use nuclear weapons, that way everything is yours with no damage. It is an absolute fact that recently the rich have got richer, but only in some countries, you also appear to hate capitalism. Strange that you are obviously non native yet chose to live in a capitalist country, what is the alternative?, mankind has tried them and all have failed their populations massively. Capitalism is not perfect but it's the best of a bad bunch. Unfortunately with capitalism comes money, and the need to make it, those of us who don't make it are jealous of those who do. But take a step back, does it make you happy, healthy, and content, it may do but probably not, it gets you trinkets, 'possibly' better health care and better standard of living. However it often brings loneliness, danger from criminals and isolation in the property you live in. But your main hate appears to be money, remember this does not exist, it can be worthless overnight, and there are signs at the moment that this might happen. So rich people with lots of money may lose it all if everything collapses. Hitler has never gone away in history, believe me there have been far far worse than him, and no doubt more to come. Thanks for the finger @Icequeen missed them lately

Reading some of these - The local lunatic asylum ????????????????

OMG you fckrs stay away, I'm having enough trouble with Merlin

For anyone who's never played bolts only and thinks it will be slow and boring let me tell you if you don't have lightning reflexes and can't aim it's not for you, stick to spray n pray.

Found one

Whoops forgot about the knife, yea leave it, but sharpen mine, thanks for the work you've put into this. I hope that a few will play in my time zone.

Loved it @Merlin007 what happened this afternoon with server crash? everyone disappeared, I'll be back to kick your ass fckr, great mod, I would suggest rifle only, nothing else. I need to get back up to speed but loved it.

OMG, I might have guessed it wouldn't be instant for you buddy, grown on a south facing hillside, watered with virgins milk and harvested by nymphs, f....g Nescafe has come a long way hasn't it ?

Breaks your heart doesn't it buddy?