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Timmah!

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  1. Sam Elliot was a perfect fit as a narrator.
  2. ...which reminded me of The Big Lebowski phrase repeated by John Goodman's character, Walter Sobchak:
  3. We're gonna need updates. Temperature, symptoms... track the journey of this with you. You can be the Chris Cuomo of XI.
  4. Ham-fisted attention whore?... possibly fisted by said ham?
  5. Lol @ your sense of humour. Be well & speedy recovery to you, brother.
  6. ...touching my wiener with my off hand... it's a whole new world, I tell ya; seriously though, still delivering pizzas & making better than usual $$$. If it's a cheapskate on a cash order & they don't tell me to keep the change, I just 'accidentally' cough onto my cash as I'm counting out the change... j/k?
  7. His name is Rudy, although it should be something like Velcro, because he's always sticking to me. He just showed up in my back yard as a kitten about 3 years ago & decided it was his home. Sweet soul.
  8. Meh buddy:
  9. I do not concent... to learning how to spell.
  10. Heynow!
  11. Hammer, is that you?
  12. ~40,000 - ~60,000 people die every year from the flu. No panic. Most of these people that have died due to Corona would have died had they caught the seasonal flu. ~40,000 people die every year in auto accidents in the U.S. Better shut down those roadways. Derp.
  13. We need a stupid douchebag virus to thin out the herd; all these selfish, panicky, inconsiderate fucks buying months worth of shit on lizard-brained, fear-based impulse that won't even do shit to help survive the flu part 2... just inconvenience their fellow urban denizens. Should be a temporary law that allows one to kick someone's arse if you catch them rollin' around with a shopping cart full of shit paper or other unnecessary purchasable item.
  14. Hey! Let's have a Corona medal!
  15. Sout Patch Kids. 'nough said.
  16. Meanwhile, 25,000 people die EVERY DAY from starvation... every day. Where's the media coverage? Not so much, eh?
  17. Will keep you in my thoughts, buddy. Recover quickly.
  18. Damn bro, how does that happen? I'm like 4 years older than you & not having any problems like that.... yet. Did you do some strenuous lifting or work of sustained periods of time... or what?
  19. Wow, many years ago, that's what I used to call my marriage.
  20. fair pricing.
  21. Yea, she's acute angle... see what I did there? =P
  22. ...put in 107 hours last week between my job & side gig(s). No time atm.
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