Timmah!

Well, if you like hot sauces, you'd surely like this series right here:

Rob is this your backyard sorry no McD That guy said he's done 12 of those challenges in 13 days; just MONSTROUS shits every day for 2 weeks straight.

Shoulder is a better cut than the picnic cut; especially for that purpose. Home made beef stew, chicken noodle soup with the carcass... any kinda dish made in a pot is usually really good. Should try a 15-bean soup using Hearst 15-bean packet with some ham hocks. So very good.

What makes it even funnier is the color commentator mentioning the possibility of puking it back up no less than 3 or 4 times; so it's agreed it's not a very tasty 'food' - & I use the term generously- yet people still eat it. I remember eating chitterlings at a friend's house when I was a kid; it tasted like a fart smells & I immediately spat it out. They started laughing & I asked them why they eat that shit, & they say it tastes good with some hot sauce, give it a try. I said fuck that shit, I'ma get me another hamburger.

I've never had it, so I can't say it would be entirely bad; but it looks like it came off the mud flap of a '72 F0rd that's been mud runnin'.

That's not a euphemism, is it?

Here; happy n0w?

...then just eat 3 of these sandwiches." -Tahir

You're not getting a dick pic, Mr.

760,000 cents / 150,000,000 tax-paying adults = 0.0050666 cents. Rounding up, I oweyou fifty one ten-thousandths of a cent. Will hold on to it for ya.

Well, in that case it doesn't really matter. don't think I experienced a 25% reduction in gross revenue in '20 compared to '19 anyh00.

https://youtu.be/S8kPqAV_74M

That's funny stuff! Hey, when you're bindin' them b00ks, do you sometimes pull the ligature extra tight & say something like 'Yeah, talk to daddy?" Kinky nerd, you.

All goo, just bullshittin' around. H0ser bank of commerce.

Cue semantics.

Ok, Mr. Wopat. =D

So my 1099, a couple bank statements from my business accounts showing I was operational in late 2019 & again still in Feb. of 2020. And proof of deposit. This is a PPP2 loan; gig workers weren't eligible for first round PPP loans.

And the part of scrutinizing the hell out of these loans; which ones do you think they're scrutinizing the hell out of? The $50,000 & under loans that have literally 5 boxes to calculate forgiveness & an already ~90% forgiveness rate... or the multi-page $150,000+ forgiveness applications that are running payroll as a multiple-employee corporation?

Also, it wasn't the bank just willy nilly "pass these "loans" out to get their "fees". Having been 2 weeks since application, this means that it was firstly approved by the SBA before disbursement to yours truly. Also: willy-nilly.

'The SBA has so far received 1,346,125 forgiveness applications for approximately $170.5 billion. SBA has made payment on nearly 85% of the applications, forgiving over $100 billion. For the smallest borrowers with loans up to $50,000, 88% have been approved for forgiveness.' This was at the time of the article's writing, Jan 12. Relatively speaking, I would tend to disagree with your interpretation of 12% being 'many having to repay.' I'd be willing to take a wager on that I have it forgiven. Could always use more free $$. And more particularly, being that the whole amount is forgivable as Paycheck Protection according to the gov's own directed formula, the only documentation I need is it having been deposited into my bank account. Of course, I could be totally wrong about the whole thing. Either way, @1%, 5 years to pay it off & many multiples of that sum at my disposal, the worst it's gonna be is a very cheap loan. *https://www.sba.gov/article/2021/jan/12/11-million-paycheck-protection-program-loans-forgiven-so-far-totaling-over-100-billion

That shit's hilarious! Glad someone's starting to play along.

The loan was designed to be forgiven. For a Sole Proprietorship, the calculation for the loan is Gross Yearly Revenue divided by 12, multiplied by 2.5. Guess what's the formula in the Forgiveness Application? GR/12 X 2.5. https://www.sba.gov/sites/default/files/2021-02/PPP -- Forgiveness Application and Instructions -- 3508S (1.19.2021)-508.pdf "Owner Compensation: Any amounts the Borrower paid to owners (owner-employees (with an ownership stake of 5% or more), a self-employed individual, or general partners). For each individual owner in total across all businesses, this amount is capped at (a) $20,833 (the 2.5-month equivalent of $100,000 per year), or (b) the 2.5-month equivalent of the individual’s applicable compensation in the year that was used to calculate the loan amount (2019 or 2020), whichever is lower.

Also, I capitalize the 'C' in Canada, please reciprocate.

This particular bank is named after the city in which it was founded. But I don't care what they call the bank when they're helping me get free m0ney!! =D Seriously though, it's named after its founding location in Cecilia, Ky. Great institution with a still small-town familiar feel when you enter through its doors. https://www.thececilianbank.com/about/