Timmah!

Some of you are silly. The only thing the vaccine does is instruct your body to produce the antigen/protein/marker that is found on the surface of the actual virus. There is no virus in the shot. It does not splice itself into your dna or anything. If you feel unwell, that is merely your immune system's B memory cells & helper T cells making note of the protein. Which shot you get doesn't determine how strongly your immune system reacts. How badly you feel isn't an indication of how robustly your immune system responds. Many people who caught a 'mild case' of COVID is because their immune system didn't mount a strong reaction, & contrary to getting over it easily, they actually carried it around for several weeks as opposed to those who felt really sickly and got over it. As a result of having what they thought was a mild case & actually carrying it around for many weeks, it resulted in most of the mutations, & worse, put them at 60% greater chance of dying within six months after contracting the virus compared to people who felt really horrible & recovered. That's because of the long-term damage that the virus did to several of their systems over the long-term infection they carried. Strokes, neurological damage, heart damage, kidney damage, etc... Ironic that the people who haven't... or didn't get a shot because they thought they wouldn't get really sick or thought they had a mild case are the ones 60% more likely to die from it. And among those that did survive their 'mild case' of the virus, a surprising number are going to be living with long-term or permanent damage to various systems of their body. The chances of contracting COVID & it fucking you up are WAAAY higher than any danger the vaccine presents. But do what makes you happy.... & remember... I told you so.

Those are called prostitutes.

Had the 2nd shot of the Pfizer last week; right side of my wiener sorta tingly & numb; could just be the Sciatica though.

Her ass was nicely round & thick as a bowl of oatmeal. She never micturated on me, lol.

What does the conversation have to do with whether I can hold my piss or not?

This was back in the '90s; only thing I remember is she had a juicy onion.

Whatever it was, the acceleration & agility of that lion was surprising.

Lol, I got stories that, if I hadn't experienced myself, wouldn't believe upon retelling. Eg: Had a girlfriend back in the day that worked at a P0nderosa Steakhouse... one of her co-workers made extra $$ on the side moonlighting as a stripper. My girlfriend said she was interested & actually asked if I'd accompany her to her co-worker's house to watch them practice. I was thinkin': 'Wutchutalking'bout, Willis?' It was a great day.

Dude, I'm pushin' 50. If one doesn't have at least a handful (see what I did there) of good stories by then, they're doing it wrong.

Let's take a m0ment to appreciate a 700 lb. cat outran & tripped-up a jack rabbit. He was like: 'You're within the conus of death.'

Walked in once on a conversation about my big balls, between my girlfriend & one of her friends. I was like: 'Heynow!' What was funnier was they trying to play it off. I adjusted my junk after I had passed them, knowing they were looking at me. Good stuff.

You being ersatz squeamish?

Tell ya what's also bad that's not mentioned is what I call the Bat Wing Complex that occurs during the sweltering, humid days of summer. Your J0hnson sticks to your nutsack which together gloms onto your thigh. Just a totally sweaty, sticky, uncomfortable hot mess of cramped crotchmeat claustrophobia.

Lol. Times happen where I'm sittin' & shittin'... as the seat warms & things relax, sometimes my sack relax & takes a rudely unexpected cold dip. The struggle is real.

Lol. There's Idiots... then there's dumbasses.

Lol, if it only worked that way. That guy likes talking just to hear himself make noise. =0

Here ya go; the man, the myth, the mean bastard, I mean Legend. Love you Dad, rest well in Valhalla:

Don't need to read about it; my dad brought it home with him.

Obviously they're faking it to fool the masses.

Wrap in foil; low & slow @ 250F.

Cannibals in the South Pacific claim it tastes like pork.

You should know better. Why? Please explain. Because: emoji.