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Hi all , i had my first shot of Pfizer last saturday :
only effect were stiffness in upper arm where the needle hit me lol.
first night its bothered me a bit .
two days after all went normal , my second shot is scheduled only in august.
so no big deal for me.

The shot may suck....butt having the virus is worse. I got the virus at the end of December 2019, my body is just now getting some strength back. It thickened my blood, gave me a breathing disorder, I have head aches all the time, sharp weird chest pains and inflammation all over my body still. Fucking Chinese commie party sent this over because Trump was kicking their ass in trade wars....this virus was no accident!

@ my factory we got (self-sic (to avoid Timmah! grandma police)tm*ah!) rules against masks with too long "lanyards"?...what do they call them...leashes?...?   They get caught in a machine and you're pulled in.   Makes sense, I don't use a "chainy-connector-thinger", but my point is I'm just not used to thinking that way even after a year+
I steam up a face shield more with a mask on.  Just me?  My breath comes more out the top, over my nose, in my eye ball vision areas.  I'm not crying for real, just seems that way. 
I'm all for not getting other people sick and wear a mask around other people, since I'm around enough people to catch and carry, but I suppose I'm lamenting about certain situational rules...<edit>, but yeah, I hear they may want us "Pfizer folks" to get a 3rd shot, since they don't hurt us and they get paid either way? 
Let me know if I should pm my conspiracy theories before I present them.    I feel safer in public a month after my 2nd shot anyhow.....
While the gas stations are out of fuel due to hackers I look like a bandit with my black mask and dark sunglasses, not a glimmer of skin above my neck, surprised they sell me anything....but they probably think I look pretty cool

Well, it's been a month since I've had the 2nd shot of Pfizer & I'm liking no more mask, having to don & remove that  shit seemingly 100 times over the course of a day's work.

Not really kicking ass!  Oinking for points mostly.  Just a doofy thing I do because I have no life!

Damn you have a lot of points GhostfaceJim.  You must kick a lot of names and take a lot of ass, as they say.

Cause he visits McD's often, you mean Thralldom to McDonalds 

As it appears a lot of you believe everything by any fckr knowledgeable experts, old Rob has spotted a gap in the market in the idiot world. Without any permission whatsoever by the management I offer my considerable expertise, learning and experience practice in the following, for a very reasonable fee, paid in points in order I can invest it for the future (fcking Bogleg). :-
Counselling - Regular readers will realise just how compassionate I am, perfect for sorting out any cunt troubled person in any situation they may encounter in life, marriage problems, sex problems, in fact anything at all. I have a panel of perverts experts at my disposal to deal with the especially juicy difficult situations. A personal visit may be necessary or we could meet in the park at the toilets anywhere convenient.
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Well said EastCoast50.  Wow!  Can I just hop on this intro? 🙂

Trying to keep up....so RobMc is the epitome of antidisestablishmentarianism (biggest word I could look up), is not necessarily for or against illumi-naughty, but will work "hard" for your pleasure.  
If he converts to USA I'd type:  RobMc for Prez!!!!

Silly old Rob, I've got it all wrong, there has to be an undercurrent of conspiracy, otherwise how could the world be so fucked up ?, I've put a great deal of thought (and alcohol) into this project, here's my thoughts :-
Everything bad that happens is down to 'Them', in 99% of cases this is the government of whatever country you live in, doesn't matter which country or party, despite a turnover that McDonalds would envy, they all think and act as one. This is obvious immediately by the observations of bodies such as the United Nations, working in harmony to fuck the world in complete agreement with every government on earth. Their inability to agree on even what coffee they drink in their restaurants is a testament to our ability to counter threats such as disease, alien invasion, and do popsicles encourage child poverty and grooming ? Once you've grasped the idea of 'them' conspiracy is a walk in the park, as them is any fckr who is not you - got it? So anything, and I mean anything, is the fault of 'them', which got me thinking, what horrors lurk in the world of idiots? are we being led on a wild bird (formerly known as Goose chase, until it became prejudicial to Geese ) chase.
Are the senior Admins living under Denver airport ?
Is Rockape secretly a cross dresser, formally known as 'transvestite'
Is GG an alien ? using Angu5 as a front to convince us all humans aren't human ?
Is Hammer secretly a Bigfoot living in Boston as a seemingly nice neighbour, when in fact he has a hidden agenda ?
Do contrails mean the end of killstreaks ?
 
Worrying times for us idiots, but you're in safe hands with Rob, never fear, I'll investigate for you

Not 'hard' to believe ?

I thought the 1st one was bad, but holy shit the 2nd one is a complete asshole.   Anyone who is yet to get the 2nd shot (Moderna, and Pfizer), be warned and take an entire day off and do nothing.  The chills you get from this is unspeakable.  I got 4 layers of clothes, and 3 blankets and 2 warmers and im still cold as ice. Eat light foods like cereal and soups.  You'll thank me later.
 
 

Oh, & I'm here to help.  (50 years of grammar, diction & punctuation experience; I actually paid attention)

Seemingly, the J&J & Astra Zeneca delivery vehicle (an Adenovirus) is the likely culprit & would explain why Pfizer's vaccine doesn't, as it doesn't (use a virus).

My situation & experiences were similar.  Caught what I believe was teh Covid ~14 months ago.  Got double pneumonia.  3 weeks of coughing-up shit, 3 weeks of convalescence, being weak af.  Flu never did that to me, nor any secondary bacterial infection.  Wasn't bacterial as I was on a course of Clindamycin at the time.  Stayed hydrated, took some Guaifenesin, methylprednisolone, cough suppressant as needed & had an Albuterol inhaler I never, thankfully, needed.  Kept the room humid, stuck my face over a pot of hot water upon waking to inhale steam to help loosen the g00.  Felt out of sorts for a while if for no other reason than my body's systems being taxed as they were.  The first shot made me sleep a little more than usual.  The second shot made me sleep considerably more than I usually did.  Would get 8 hours, wake up for 4, and go back to sleep for another 7.  This was to be expected as the inflammatory response & T cells do their thing.  Interestingly, the 2nd shot elicits more of an immediate defense reaction than an additional amplification of memory B cells for people that have previously recovered from COVID.  Data is indicating that the second shot -for those having recovered- offers no more increase in memory B cell serum concentration over the first.  Those people also have a considerably more robust protective immune response as contrasted with those who take both shots but never have had COVID.  A good piece of information is the similarity among mutations originating on different continents:  It indicates that this virus likely will mutate less than others have in the past, making the vaccines more effective.  If someone hasn't yet been vaccinated & is considering, I would suggest the Pfizer over the other 2, as it doesn't contain an Adenovirus as a delivery vehicle.

The only second shot these conspiracy theorists have should come from a 45 Magnum lol  😂

Lol, I was bored & high; & he gave me some motivation.  Fortunately, my asthma went away by the time I was 12 or so.  Do you ever take Guaifenesin to help make the c0ugh more productive?  If you do, it's a good idea to make sure you stay hydrated for it to be maximally effective.  Also:  run-on.  =P

I just wanted to say thanks to Everyone for all the prayers and well wishes for my dad over these last months. To recap Dad is 88 and has been fighting Congestive Heart Failure and Kidney Failure. This past December he started Dialysis which took quite a toll on him. We had a very hard few months trying to stabilize his condition while moving them to a beautiful apartment and trying to get their house cleaned out and ready for sale.
Trying to have the parents transition from total independent living to an apartment was a very hard transition for us all. The house as you can imagine was full of 88 years of STUFF. Adding Covid into the mix has been brutal.
In March dad's health really deteriorated. He couldn't breath and almost lost consciousness many times. He could not walk 20 feet and could barely get out of his chair. I had to hold him up most times so he wouldn't fall. On Monday the 19th he was fitted with a wearable heart monitor. Tuesday the 20th I picked him up for Dialysis and returned the monitor. Trying to get him to the car he almost passed out twice. I picked him up from dialysis at 6:00 pm, put him in the car, returned the wheel chair. By the time I got back to the car about 30 feet I thought he was dying in front of me. things settled down, he refused to go back in and I took him home. At 8:00 pm His heart specialist read the monitor and I had to bring hi in to the emergency department. Wednesday the 21st he had a dye test, Thursday he had 2 stents put in his heart. Monday he had a combination Defibrillator/pacemaker implanted in his chest. Today he had dialysis and is home. Sometime we criticize our Canadian health care but in our experience have had nothing but spectacular service. Yes we pay high taxes but my family has reaped the benefits of the great work our health system provides. We are so thankful to our medical professionals.
Fearing dad would not be with us much longer 2 of my sisters and my Older brother were able to travel home for passionate grounds. My sisters isolated for 14 days at a private camp and my brother arrived a few days later and isolated in my parents home and started getting things ready for the sale. I am so thankful to have my siblings here to help it's been a rough few years dealing with frail parents. Dad is so happy to see them. He has the biggest heart, he told me all he has to live for is his family. Quote"I love all my children, grandchildren and Great grandchildren."
He is the most loving father anyone could ask for! He tells the Dr's every time I don't want to go anywhere yet, I have too many babies to love, more are on the way and I haven't met them yet. this has been quite a journey for all involved. Dad is like a miracle man he just keeps fighting. We are blessed for every minute we have him here.
Again thank you all! Thanks for taking the time to read this.
Wayne

I'm not mad at you in the game or here.  Talking shit is a fun thing for me to do.  If you were on TS while I'm talking shit, you'd actually REALLY like it!  These other people I honestly can't name, because I didn't pay attention to the names popping-up as it does.  As for myself, I willingly venture into enemy territory to catch some hidin' li'l bitches unawares & get me a nice package; with that comes the risk of losing it.  Sometimes I almost feel badly talking trash to you because I'm worried you might stroke out.  Also, it's really buggin' me trying to figure out what tv-show character Yaccster sounds like; might be a cartoon; someone help me out here.  Stay thirsty, my friends.

Ok seriously think about this process, a person that got a kill streak has consciously decided to QUIT THE ENTIRE GAME AND LOSE THEIR STREAK vs stay in the game.  I'm ok with this decision, even if they come back in immediately they have lost it can't use it again.

I faked the 1st one.  the 2nd one is payback
 

I got the Moderna, both now.  I only faked not feeling well to get out of shit I did not want to do.  But, really had no bad side effects.

OK, you may have seen my rant in the shoutbox after saying I'd had my first McDonalds in 18 months and it tasted delicious, only for some fckr to come up with the to be expected by now 'junk food', implying they knew better than to eat it. This has been a feature my entire lifetime, with foods going in and out of fashion, dependant on the 'expert' writing the article. I can't speak for the rest of the world, but in the UK the said food is 100% beef, 100% potatoes and is encapsulated in bread (which I have to discard due to gluten intolerance), but labelled junk food by the paper experts. Now exactly the same menu, considered fairly healthy eating, supplied by my local supermarket gives 98% beef, reconstituted potatoes and a choice of so called unhealthy breads. The point being that the food snobs would tell you the first was unhealthy and the second better for you.
Now I'm not saying that we don't eat too much, that is a different argument, what I'm saying is that if it tastes good in moderation it is good for you, your taste buds tell you that, food is food full stop. You can dissect the chemical breakdown all you like, and if you want to live your entire life in a self righteous miserable bubble so be it, but please don't tell me what to eat. The fact that you enjoy whatever you are eating shouldn't make you guilty it should make you happy, I list after this what the rations were in ww2 in the UK, count your blessings.
This is being accentuated by the present fashion in food shows where much to my amusement we are going backwards, one example being undercooked meat (i.e. pink lamb), now previous generations discovered the hard way the problems with undercooking, so lets learn it all again eh? Enjoy food, eat what you like but try to keep a variety in it, don't turn your noses up at very healthy foods such as liver and cabbage, but above all don't listen to the press, they have their own agenda, and it is usually sponsored.
 
Rationing began on 8th January 1940 when bacon, butter and sugar were rationed. By 1942 many other foodstuffs, including meat, milk, cheese, eggs and cooking fat were also ‘on the ration’.
This is a typical weekly food ration for an adult in ww2:
Bacon & Ham         4 oz  Other meat            value of 1 shilling and 2 pence (equivalent to 2 chops) Butter                      2 oz Cheese                     2 oz Margarine              4 oz Cooking fat            4 oz Milk                       3 pints Sugar                    8 oz Preserves            1 lb every 2 months Tea                        2 oz Eggs                     1 fresh egg (plus allowance of dried egg) Sweets                  12 oz every 4 weeks