NuTzOpaNts

Please Welcome Opto66 To Our Clan

What a great bunch of Idiots to encourage a member to stay. Gotta be proud of RIP for staying.

i will stay a member tks all

Old joke
The old farmer in Ireland says to his son 'Heres £30, get yourself to the market on Saturday and buy a new cock, the old ones on it's last legs'
So dutifully the lad walks 10 miles into town, of course in the market square the pubs are open, being hot and thirsty he pops into one. The inevitable happens and he spends the money on drink, only £1 remains, OMG he thinks, my Dad will beat me black and blue.
In desperation he goes around the sellers trying in vain to buy a healthy cockerel for £1, no luck. Then he comes across a stall where this cock is on a chain with a hood on it's head. Puzzled he asks the vendor why?, seeing his chance the vendor gives his sales pitch about not wanting to tire it out in the sun, but assures the boy that the cock is insatiable and just what he needs, so the deal is done.
Arriving back at the farm the old farmer looks sceptically at the raggy bird, but decides to give it a chance, they go to the first henhouse, undo the chain and remove the hood. The cock blinks twice in the sunlight then jumps through the henhouse door, feathers fly everywhere and the squawking is tremendous. Five minutes later the cock struts out of the henhouse and dives in the next one, same thing, feathers fly. 
They look in the first henhouse and the hens are exhausted, literally shagged out, pleased the farmer says to his son 'lets have a cup of tea while the cock does his business'.
They are just pouring the tea when glancing out of the window they see the cock, eyes closed on his back in the middle of the yard with vultures circling overhead. Thinking he's overdone it and dead they rush to the cock, just as they arrive he opens one eye, and from the corner of his beak says :-
'piss off, they'll be down in a minute'

Well, there's one of your problems right there: seeing me as a guru of anything other than bullshitting.

So exoctiing I could spit half of the suman on the can and the other half on ....or into it.
I could boil an egg on a can if I wanted a reaction.
Welcome to the healthiest side of the world Mad Doc.
Everyone here is positive. (and can be tru.XzzzzT....trusted I was told).
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XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday.
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Zoom out from between those toes and heck yeah, that's an impressive length.  Maybe there'll be a good Fantastic 4 movie afterall.

So exoctiing I could spit half of the suman on the can and the other half on ....or into it.
I could boil an egg on a can if I wanted a reaction.
Welcome to the healthiest side of the world Mad Doc.
Everyone here is positive. (and can be tru.XzzzzT....trusted I was told).
A+

I am pleased to be accepted as a member of XI, and happily accept the invitation.  Thanks to the admins who sponsored me and to all the members who supported me.  My 2 years as a player has been great and being a member just makes it that much better.  (Besides my wife says, that considering the name of the Clan, I am now right where I belong.)
Thanks again for the honor.

Zoom out from between those toes and heck yeah, that's an impressive length.  Maybe there'll be a good Fantastic 4 movie afterall.

Here's mine

damn i really wanted to see some cock

It's killer man.  All of em.   you're a  whole atmosphere.   
People can choose their words around you better now. 

True dat, @TBB says she's 'hot' too ?

The don't  trust anyone  here  part was missing " while gaming" 🙂 I made good friends here

Put some ink in the leg today.   The fiancé has also been after me to do a tattoo, so I helped her through this one.  It took around 3 3-hour sessions before she'd let me share any photos.
   

This thread is about @Timmah!, yet I see @IceQueen 's name mentioned a time or two.  Should we wait for @icequeen to comment before assuming her position on this?

Easy peasy lemon squeezy : Budman <XI>., no doubt.  TBB<XI> , used to be a bitch as well, but he upgraded his status to "Massage parlor Male Madam", after selling his house and buying the business where he used to go, daily, to get oriental style "happy endings".  True story. I will stop here because the list is way too long and I am sleepy lol. DON'T TRUST anyone here

DONATIONS
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Lol, keep it up PimpedOutPete . Rugger DO NOT give the sucker a tax receipt!  

Define: Bitch ?
You seem so super cool Joe* Candian that I would like to also not hear whomever is in your new headset.....also.

We'll help you Joe
 
FU Budman

This is actually not a joke, just me testing my new headset and tone of voice next time I see the bitch around lol

sorry tim  you not flash the badge, so i'm not busted   LoL
ahem   Dogging  you had missed also