SgT.Chris

I would like to Thank everyone who joined in on Our Fallen Member Memorial event over the last two days...We had another great turn out for Our Fallen Members...Also a big shout out to @PainKiller for once again helping in not only setting this up but working for hours setting up this new mod...I will be posting pictures and videos in the coming days and have a few uploaded to youtube already found here 
https://www.youtube.com/feed/library
 
 

we have an aquired taste in as much as hu that looks tasty lets cook it nom nom huh not bad kinda way
also @RobMc pidgeon pie is amazing  had it every other week as a bab same as rabbit pie my mom used to go in the cold house when they we're still around in the older buildings at heave at the animals left to drain haha

Look if it look sketchier don't eat it friggin crazy brits and I'm not going to them scots WTF saving a cow stomach to ram crap in to eat Pfft WTF again. Now for some suttle French cuisine
 
  https://youtu.be/I8aJmDKvfnU

sounds alot like a cornish pasty tbf depending on what goes in it 
over here being as i'm very close to the black country birmingham area (that's not racial it was famous for coal lol) black pudding comes to mind which is pigs blood cake i have to be in the mood for it but yeah

sounds alot like a cornish pasty tbf depending on what goes in it 
over here being as i'm very close to the black country birmingham area (that's not racial it was famous for coal lol) black pudding comes to mind which is pigs blood cake i have to be in the mood for it but yeah

i'll have to get the game reinstalled always come back to cod2 still the same ip's? haha
i'll probably get my ass kicked again by dirk same as i did last year don't react any where near fast enough for him haha

Panackelty with stotties
We ate raw tripe (green cows stomachs) with vinegar as kids, tongues and used pork fat as a spread on bread, don't think I'd fancy any now? My Grandad regularly boiled sheep and pigs heads and ate the brains and cheeks, tried them once yuk. I've eaten snake in China, sweetbreads (bollocks), crocodile and horseburgers in France, goat in the Middle East etc etc. I remember in Caen once the waiters didn't speak English and me little French. But I recognised pigeon on the menu and ordered that (used to shoot a lot of them, now of course banned in UK). It came covered in thin strips of raw liver, I couldn't eat it not for any other reason that raw liver seemed a health hazard.
Enjoy eels while you can, they're becoming endangered and no one knows why, the bane of my life as an angler although very rare now cos the Cockneys have scoffed them all?

I've got your lube -- I mean "vaseline" if you wanna come get it back

I helped too

@kenmen it's been a day welcome again 😜

behold my stupid mug around @ShinyAbsol house wearing her headphones (i claim partial ownership as apparently they make me look cute)

@kenmenand I can't remember If I welcomed you huh welcome Ken haha

63.251.20.230:28960 >XI< Fallen Member Memorial

A Scotsman ???? true 😂 Sharpe and Duffy will kill me now lol.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. Before the bartender even returns with the check, the man has slammed back half of them and shows no signs of slowing down. As the guy finishes his final shot, the bartender asks, "Why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy wipes his mouth and replies, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had." The bartender asks, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents,” and runs out the door.
 
Two friends are walking their dogs together. One has a big black lab, while the other has a minuscule chihuahua. They pass a bar and the lab owner says, "Let's get a beer." The chihuahua walker complains, "That would be great, but we can't take our dogs in there." The first responds, "Watch me."
The lab owner strolls in with her dog and orders a beer. The bartender tells her, "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in here." "He's my seeing eye dog," the woman replies feigning offense. The bartender quickly apologizes and serves her the beer.
The other woman follows, her chihuahua in tow, and orders a beer as well. Again the bartender says there are no dogs allowed in the bar. "He's my seeing eye dog," the woman replies. "Yeah, right,” the bartender says, “A chihuahua? Give me a break."
Without missing a beat, the woman replies, "They gave me a chihuahua?!"
 
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 10 shots of the establishment’s finest single malt scotch. The bartender sets him up, and the guy takes the first shot in the row and pours it on the floor. He then takes the last shot in the row and does the same.
The bartender asks, "Why did you do that?" And the guy replies, "Well the first shot always tastes like crap, and the last one always makes me sick!"

Well it'll be a moldy "banana" and by the time it gets to us lot 

Well, no.  I package it by wrapping it in 2 layers of plastic wrap,  then aluminum foil to help prevent breakage.  I then place that in a ziplock bag.  Finally, I pop cheap popcorn for packaging 'peanuts' to cushion the jostling during the trip.

Well it'll be a moldy "banana" and by the time it gets to us lot 

Who's this @kenmenwho guy never heard of him eh welcome to the clan 

Hey now?, as the chief Snowflake and self appointed moral guardian of the idiots, this opens a can of worms. Encouraging foxhunting is the slippery slope to worse things, ffs we'll be killing people in play next?? As a snowflake I consider any form of hunting barbaric, could we not have something like 'find the corn cob?', fuck no, I've just remembered recent research suggests plants have feelings, so that's out.
How about replacing the noble fox with a trout?, I realise we could only play in the rain, but right now it's pissing down here, you could float a whale?
The term 'hunters' I'm afraid is now considered politically incorrect, seekers may be a more acceptable option. I do hope there is no violence in this game, us idiots are gentle souls and completely unaffected by Tourettes.
Sounds fucking ace

wow that was a smack in the gob  😪

The following are all replies that women have put on Child Support Agency
forms in the section for listing father's details:

These are genuine excerpts from the forms (names removed). I especially
like the last one!!

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
fathered by [name removed]. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of
child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if
this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party [address and date given] where I had unprotected sex
with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I
fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone
number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a
BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's
had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the
Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is
Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to
do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for
the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the
country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look
the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.

8. [name given] is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him
can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at EuroDisney
maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember
for sure is Delia Smith did a programme about eggs earlier in the evening.
If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at
[address given], mine might have remained unfertilised.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all
when you eat a tin of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart!

Picture from your childhood???