a man is sure his wife is cheating, so one day after leaving for work, he hides in the bushes until her gentleman comes calling. To have witnesses for court he rounds up the three little kids playing next door, holds them up to the window and tells them to remember what they saw. Eventually, they all wind up in court. The man says he has 3 witnesses to the infidelity here to testify. The first child gets up on the stand. The judge says,
"please tell me what you saw"
The child stands up and points at the woman and says" I saw that woman and another man fucking."
The judge immediately dismisses the witness, saying "I will not tolerate that language here!"
The second child gets on the stand. The judge says to the child" Please, tell me what yu saw."
The child points at the woman and says" I saw that lady and another man fucking."
The judge immediately dismisses the child and says "You cannot use that language here!!!!"
The third child is called to the stand. The judge says" In your own words please tell me what you saw, and remember i won't tolerate foul language, especially from children."
The little boy stands up and says,
" I saw ten toes up and ten toes down"
"I saw meat sliding in and meat sliding out"
" I saw butts goin up and butts goin down"
" And if that aint fuckin you can throw me out!!!!""