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The Italian MAN of His House. With his Italian wife! Anthony had just finished reading a new book entitled, You Can Be THE MAN of Your House. He stormed to his wife in kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am THE MAN of this house and my word is Law. You'll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you'll serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, we,re going upstairs . And we,ll have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards , you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You'll wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you'll massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?." His Sicillian wife Nancy replied, "The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess".

Think again!! High maintenance Timing belt service with water pump and seals about 8 to 10 hours You need deep pockets

Happy Birthday Mazdarati

Great pics

HAPPY BIATHDAY HOGAN !!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHILE!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

If you had a crew cut or flat top you put on your hair to make it standup Damn I must be OLD!

I would like to receive such medal

I found a picture of my 67 RS from local radio station car show

Black 67 RS 2nd owner I traded a 76 HD for it in 79. 4 speed Factory power front disc brakes 327 limited slip rearend 93000 miles Original needs some work drives and runs well

Happy Birthday young man

Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Wisconsin. It so beautiful here ! The landscape is so serene and pictursque. Can hardly wait to see it covered with snow ! God's country; I LOVE it here ! Oct. 14 Wisconsin is the most beautiful place on Earth. The leaves are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through some beautiful hills and spotted some deer. THey are so graceful, certainly the most peaceful animals on Earth. This place must be paradise. Ilove it here ! Nov. 11 Deer season starts soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon... I love it here ! Dec. 2 It finally snowed last night ! Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looks like a postcard ! We went outside and cleaned off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight ( I won ! ) and the snow plow came by, we had to shovel the end of the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I love Wisconsin. Dec. 12 More snow last night. I love it. The snow plow did his trick again ( that rascal ). A winter wonderland. I love it here ! Dec. 19 More snow last night... couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work this morning ! I'm exhausted from shoveling . Damned snow plow ! Dec. 22 More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from all the shoveling. I think the snow plow man hides around the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Asshole ! Dec.25 "White Christmas" my busted ass! More friggin' snow. If swear ever get my hands on that son-of-a- bitch who drives the snow plow, I swear I'll castrate the dumb bastard! Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads and MELT the fucking ice. Dec. 28 MORE white shit last night. We've been inside every day since Christmas except to shovel out the driveway after "Snow Plow Harry" comes by every time. Can't go anywhere. The car is buried under a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says to expect another 10" tonight. Do you know how many shovels fill of snow 10" is?! Jan. 1 Happy Fucking New Year; the weatherman was wrong (again). We got 28" of that white shit this time. At this rate, it won't melt untill the 4th of July! The snow plow got stuck up the road, and the shithead had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. After I told him I've broken 6 shovels already from shoveling all the shit he pushed in my driveway,I broke the last one over his fucking head! Jan. 4 Finally got out the house today. We went to the store to get food and on the way back a goddam deer ran in front of the car and I hit the bastard. Did about $3000 damage to the car. Those fucking beasts should be killed. Wish hunters had shot them all last November! May 3 Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rotting out from all that fuckin' salt they kept dumping on the roads. Car looks like a piece of shit! May 10 Moved back to Texas. I can't imagine why anyone in their right friggin' mind would ever want to live in that God-forsaken State of Wisconsin!

Happy Brithday

Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today,I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and iegs hurt, I no come wok' The boss says 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that'. Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be wok soon .......You got nice house'.

Last friday In-laws are only 5 mins from home

To get a flu shot are not? Well I got one And I have The FLU !!! Doc it will be monday before I can leave the house Chirstmas Eve at moms is a bust don't won't to get anybody sick from me Chirstmas Day at inlaws is a no go I wiil get over this and visit later Merry Chirstmas

HAPPY BRITHDAY

welcome to the forums look forward to shoot at you

COD5 is stuck on nuenen Will not change maps

Welcome to a clan full of IDIOTS!!!!!

Check wheel cylinders make sure they are not leaking brake fluid on to brake shoes Make brakes are adjusted correctly Check rear axle seals make sure they are not leaking on rear brake shoes

Be careful of polar bears offering you a Coke http://i.imgur.com/H2Vx4.jpg

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