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wildthing

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  1. Mine came from a boss I once had during an interview with him. he saw that my name was Eric Vaughn so he said ricky vaughn wildthing
  2. Tell him to have a good trip.
  3. LITTLE KEVIN WAS IN HIS 5TH GRADE CLASS WHEN THE TEACHER ASKED THE CHILDREN WHAT THEIR FATHERS DID FOR A LIVING. ALL THE TYPICAL ANSWERS CAME UP: FIREMAN, POLICEMAN, SALESMAN, ETC. KEVIN WAS BEING QUIET, SO THE TEACHER ASKED HIM ABOUT HIS FATHER. LITTLE KEVIN SAYS: "MY FATHER'S AN EXOTIC DANCER IN A GAY BAR AND TAKES OFF ALL HIS CLOTHES IN FRONT OF OTHER MEN. SOMETIMES, IF THE OFFERS REALLY GOOD, HE'LL GO OUT TO THE ALLEY WITH SOME GUY AND MAKE LOVE WITH HIM FOR MONEY." THE TEACHER, OBVIOUSLY SHAKEN BY THIS STATEMENT, HURRIEDLY SET THE OTHER CHILDREN TO WORK ON SOME COLORING AND TOOK LITTLE KEVIN ASIDE TO ASK HIM: "IS THAT REALLY TRUE ABOUT YOUR FATHER?" KEVIN SAID: "NO, HE PLAYS FOOTBALL FOR THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS, BUT I WAS TOO EMBARRASSED TO SAY THAT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER KIDS
  4. ROTFLMAO I needed that today.
  5. Well done and I agree with the cherry on top of the blanket party.
  6. We all going to die AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WTF
  7. I can't wait to knife her. I like new players to knife.
  8. I see a moron at work here at least an idiot would do it right.
  9. Welcome to home you idiots and enjoy your stay.
  10. AND THEN GOD CREATED VIRGINIA (Evennon-Virginians should love this one.) God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel,found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, "Where have you been?" God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through theclouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'mgoing to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused." God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth,while southern Europe is going tobe poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there isa continent of black people. Balance in all things." God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be verycold and covered in ice." The Archangel , impressed by God's work,then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?" "That's Virginia, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, riversand streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The peoplefrom Virginia are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will beextremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, andproducers of good things" Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "Butwhat about balance, God? You said there would be balance." God smiled, "Right next to Virginiais Washington, D.C. Wait till you see the idiotsI put there."
  11. Happy birthday old friend
  12. Wildthing's Car for retirement
  13. Why was his pickle to small?
  14. Here is another one for you boys and girls
  15. Good start guys but I know this group can do better. Tone Loc did a funny version love the line i get paid to do the wildthing. LOL
  16. Cheaters suck and are losers in real life.
  17. LOL I agree These idiots never stop in amazing me with how they reply like robots. Cavey I have a complaint to file since you are an admin Sob has been watching me shower again and I think we need to ban him from the forums so that the video doesn't make it in here.
  18. I can't take all the credit because sex pather did take some of the pics and so did my wife.
  19. Well I finally got the 116 photos uploaded here is the link to it. http://s723.photobucket.com/albums/ww234/wildthingmn/XI%20FEST%202011/
  20. Yeah they told me I had to keep my condom on LOL
  21. Don't let Gorilla fool you I caught him in his own house and got a picture for you all to see.
  22. Happy Birthday t-rat
  23. freeze tag it doesn't matter how good you are just as long as you thaw everyone.
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