wildthing

Well duh it already is.

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For those of you that know me and those that don't I want tosay thanks. That's the good. For the bad you all know my basement was destroyedin last year's flooding the bad another good was I got help for it at 28000 tofix it. Now for the ugly which is depressing me and making it hard to takeanymore. I just found out that the normal for a house is 8 inch footings. Minewhen tearing it out has 16 inches and the floor of the basement is also nowshot. I am guess but will know money that it is going to cost me another 15,000to fix. My 80,000 dollar house is a piece of shit and can't do anything to fixit because of all the shit I went through this year. My mother is right if itwasn't for bad luck I would have no luck at all. I start with this clan over 6 years ago when it was just COD 2 and was just a handful of members. My theme when I came in was this and is how I have been feeling due to all that has happened. I use to snipe in Cod 2 and play this after I had sniped you.

I think I found your friends problem

If you want to learn english then start with the basic

How did you get a picture of my office.

oory to hear that you lost her this way and my heart goes out to you. I would sue the nursing home for the miscommucation and add grieve that they put on you. We as a clan will always be here for you if you want to talk to us. God bless you.

http://money.cnn.com/2011/04/04/technology/windows_8/index.htm?hpt=T2 Microsoft is still having to play catch up.

ROTFLMAO Nice chile that took some looking to get that out of the deep well he tried to hide it in.

I am sorry to report but Harry you have the law wrong and have been demoted to private. No one company has the XI set because it is roman numbers and have been around since before there company. In order for the lawsuit to pass they would have to say it is theirs and only theirs and then all history books would have to be changed. Plus you moron if you look are tags are suppose to be >XI<. Have a nice day!

I know your feeling and my mother always told me if it wasn't for bad luck I would have no luck at all.

Everyone watch this and lets set one time crash you tube. Wait Mal boobies are there that should crash the server. j/k Nice Job Mal

Already whinning like a baby LOL Have great birthday and watch who you are calling old.

To my friend and thawing buddy Frank I hope that you have a great birthday and many more to come. Do me one more favor for your birthday to please. Stop shooting me in the back. LOL Have a great day.

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I guess his bathroom breaks are easy just go right in the bucket and dump it later.

The 60 were a lost of control and the world has never been the same since but thanks for the trip down memory lane.

Happy Birthday you 2 and many more to come.

LOL that is too funny

Glad to here it is going well and don't shoot the boss this time.

Happy Birthday Nitro and have a great day.

LOL that is funny I could see Mal as the first one because she is a go getter.

Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest.... The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and tazer in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.. I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, 'don't do it dip-****,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . .... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . .. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE HELL!!! I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.. Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a tazer, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor.. A three second burst would be considered conservative! IT HURT LIKE HELL!!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.... My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I pooped on myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my nuts and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return! PS.. My wife, can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it! If you think education is difficult, try being stupid !!!

You have the right to remain silent anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law you have the right to an attorney if you can't afford one we will provide you with a moron in order to win our case against you. Since you were idiot enough to remove the tags we will remove you arm also. Have a nice day and welcome to America.