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LOL Oh the good old days and watch out for the people who color your hair hot pink when you asleep.

The Pillsbury Dough boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Dough boy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butter worth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Cr ocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Dough boy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Dough boy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions. Dough boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Here is another funny classic.

Happy birthday you old fart hope you had a great day.

Storm you took my line and the way it is said is "Hey baby ever play fool the guesser at the carnival. where they guess your height and weight. Come sit on my face let me guess your weight what I don't guess i will eat one pound.

http://jimanthonyonline.com/fr_home.cfm this is his web page

He will be at the Trails travel center this Saturday to release his new cd in Albert Lea, MN

For those of you as kids in the 1980's You have a tendency to turn the collar up on your Poloshirts. The Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows yourname." Conveyor belts regularly carried washing machines, deep-fat fryers and a cuddlytoy. Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away. You chewed Dr. Pepper bubble gum. You wore the little bootie socks with the colored balls on the back. You had a crush on Jon Bon Jovi, or know someone who did. "Poltergeist" totally freaked you out. You never questioned why the A-Team were always imprisoned in places that hadsufficient tools to build an armored tank. The Dark Crystal is still one of your favorite movies. You remember when Deborah Gibson was "Debbie" Gibson. You remember when Ricky Martin was a member of Menudo. You actually believed for a minute that K.I.T. (The night rider) actually wasreal. Ooh, you could crush a Grape! You remember the original version of Windows: Macintosh. At one point during your teenage years, you walked with a noticeable tilt toone side due to the number of plastic rings on that arm. You own any cassettes or records. You rolled the sleeves of your suit jacket up You remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever possibly getbetter special effects than those in the movie TRON. You remember Michael Jackson when he was still black. You know how to use a rotary phone. You fell out with friends during heated arguments about the relative merits ofMatt & Luke. You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout." You yearned to be a member of The Babysitters Club, and tried to start a clubof your own. Punks actually "shocked" people. You're doing absolutely nothing with anything pertaining to your major degree You know what movie the phrase, "Number 5 is alive!" is from. Once, while spending hours in the arcade, you actually lined up quarters on thetop panel of the game -- to "reserve" your spot. If you ever said "I pity the fool". you've ever conversationally used the phrase "Jane, you ignorantslut" Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the Englishlanguage You fell victim to 80's fashion: big hair, crimped, combed over to the side,and you wore spandex pants. You ever owned a thin, black leather tie (and were proud of it), or worse it waspatterned like a piano. You know what a "burnout" is. You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be. You ever wore fluorescent?neon if you will?clothing... You know who played Uncle Ned, Elyse?s brother, on Family Ties. You owned at least one Choose Your Own Adventure book. "Ca-vey Wa-vey!" means anything to you. You remember when you could buy half cans of soda (great for field trip days!). You can, right now, hum to yourself the theme to 'Inspector Gadget' You had top-of-the-line Commodore 64s in your jr. high computer lab You had to stay after class to scrub your desk because your silver Outliner penleaked through. You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool. You remember when the A-Ha video was the pinnacle of modern technology, and youcan still sing all the words. You sat on your back porch, playing with your "My Little Pony" ,"Rainbow Brite" , and "Strawberry Shortcake" dolls You can still sing the rap to "Fresh Prince of Belair". You even wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing. You HAD to have your MTV. You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point duringyour youth. "Alternative" music actually was...and not popular Top 40 tunes. You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or knowsomeone who did. Cerise pink, electric blue and banana yellow have ever featured in yourwardrobe or make-up collection. You inserted the word "like" into, like, every sentence. You remember with pain the sad day when the Green Machine hit the streets andmade your old big wheel quite obsolete. You remember when Betamax was at the cutting edge of technology. Not that you'd do it personally, but body piercing captivates your attention In many of your childhood photos you are wearing something plaid. You have ever danced (or even worse cried) to Kylie & Jason. You know, by heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song. You believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!" There were days that the homework just had to wait until the ABC AfterschoolSpecial was over. You know how (or wanted to be able) to Moonwalk! You wanted to communicate with Synergy, or you wanted green hair like that leadsinger of the Misfits. You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie. The first time you ever kissed someone at a dance fell during "Crazy forYou" by Madonna You ever had more than 10 sweets in a 10p mix-up. You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish. You think there should be a Kids Incorporated original cast reunion. you've ever said "I'm a vegetarian" and immediately had someone callyou a hypocrite by saying "Nice leather jacket you have there...and gee,is that a suede bag...those shoes leather, too?" You have heard of "Garbage Pail Kids" (and perhaps still have acollection of them). you're starting to dread your 30th birthday, and have even begun going intodenial about it's possibility You remember when Keith Chegwin & Maggie Philbin were the hottest romanticcouple. You remember when McDonald?s served their burgers in styrofoam boxes. You knew all the words to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire",but it really didn't hold any meaning for you until about the third verse Atari, IntelliVision, TelStar and Coleco were the ultimate gaming systems toown. U2 is too "popular" and "mainstream" for you now You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock. You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future." You wondered why you and your mates never encountered diamond thieves whilstout on your BMXs. You made Star Wars shrinky dinks in your oven. Poltergeist freaked you out. Your best party dress was either a ra-ra or puff-ball skirt. You know who Mr. T is. You ever uttered the word "Radical!" You got a Little Professor calculator for Christmas. You were disappointed when an episode of 3-2-1 Contact didn?t include aBloodhound Gang segment. You still know the Big Mac song. "Two all beef patties, specialsauce?" There were at least three people in your school that voluntarily went by thenames of "Skip" "Buffy" "Muffy" or"Dexter." You were in Cub Scouts or Girl Scouts but now you have no idea what all thebadges you got were for. Your hair, at some point in time in the 80's, became something which can onlybe described by the phrase "I was experimenting." You know who Tina Yothers is. You skipped school on the day Luke and Laura got married on General Hospital. You owned a *realRubik's cube. While in high school, you and all your friends discussed elaborate plans to gettogether again at the end of the century and play "1999" by Princeover and over again. You had a poster of Rob Lowe, Kirk Cameron, Michael J. Fox or Don Johnson onyour wall. You can't remember when the word "networking" didn't have a computerconnotation to it as well You were a "wanna be". Madonna, Duran Duran, Michael Jackson, CyndiLauper, Boy George, etc. You always wondered why Tootie always wore those skates. You were afraid of the Sleestacks on Land of The Lost. You were sad when the "Where's the Beef" lady died. You ever owned one of those embarrassing crimping irons. The phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles you over with laughter One word: Izod. You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt. You watched Mary Lou Retton win the gold. You remember when Madonna was just hitting the scene. You remember the episode of Good Times when Flo broke down after James'funeral. You ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon. You ever owned a pair of "Pop-Wheels"?that handy little combinationof shoe and roller skate that lasted about a year on the open market. You remember and/or owned any of the Care Bear glass collections from PizzaHut. You owned, or wanted a "Frankie says..." T-shirt. You have ever called 867-5309. Leg warmers and headbands al?atBenatar once looked really cool to you. You held the top score on Pac-Man. You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince." Your hair defied gravity. you remember when music that was labeled "alternative" really was You remember when cellular phones weighed 15 lbs. and had to be carried overyour shoulder. You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack." You ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in either a Duran Duran, Madonna,or Cyndi Lauper video. Words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco".Sound familiar? You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours. You went to school with Pogo Patterson, Gripper Stebson, and Ro-land. You wore tights under shorts and felt stylish. You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members. Your lunch times were spent perfecting swan dives and backspins. You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye. You remember exactly where you were when you heard the space shuttle hadexploded. You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off." You watched Purple Rain over and over again. Pierce Brosnon will always be Remington Steele, not James Bond. This rings a bell: "and my name, is Charlie. They work for me." Your first Walkman weighed about as much as a brick. You've recently horrified yourself by using any one of the following phrases: -"When I was younger" - "When I was your age" - "Youknow, back when..." - "Because I SAID so, that's why" -"What the HELL is this noise on the radio?" - "Just can't (fillin the blank) like I used to" You ever said "It's my ball, and if I can't be Kevin Keegan I'm goinghome!" You wanted to be a Goonie. you remember the days when "safe sex" meant "my parents are gonefor the weekend" You had a crush on Bo Derek. You were shocked by the controversial plot lines in Degrassi Junior High. You used to own a Snoopy Sno Cone Machine. You wanted to be on Star Search. You remember any or all of the following: Echo & the Bunnymen, CuttingCrew, Scritti Politti, or Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark. 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You remember Look In magazine, and when it was only 20p Guys: You remember when a guy piercing his ear was radical to the max, but didit anyhow. you're starting to view getting carded to buy alcohol as a GOOD thing, andyou're ready to marry the next person who cards you when you want to buycigarettes. You were only cool if you hung out at the Roller Rink and actually knew how toskate. Chevy Chase was really funny in those Vacation movies. You carried a big colored comb in your back pocket. You could go through a case of Aqua Net hairspray in a week. Your best friend had a soda stream at home and you were jealous You can sing the McDonald's Big Mack Filet-o-fish, quarter pounder, French Frysong while jump roping. You thought "Weird Science" was a masterpiece. You remember when Molly Ringwald was on Facts of Life. 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Danko get an enemy that knows how to fight back.

I thought you would like to see why they made me a big cock medal.

That was awesome Thanks for the laugh.

Welcome exe long time coming.

Thanks guys need all the help i can get.

My pictures are 1, 2 and 16 please vote for one of them my friends you have till sept. 29 to vote. Here is the website link and just click on the email at the bottem of the page and cast your vote. http://www.albertlea.org/ornament.htm Thanks for your votes.

Got to love this

Such a great talent and it goes to waste on a sidewalk.

Happy Birthday old man

HAppy Birthday and bring it.

Happy Birthday

LOL you idiots

Ole and Sven are the best of friends, and they have these 2 girls on the string, Lena and Olga who live together in an apartment. One evening Ole and Sven are sitting in the bar getting drunk, Ole turns to Sven and asks, "Ven do you suppose dose girls are gonna make out vit us?" Sven says, "Donno, but I'm drunk enuf, lets go ask em!". So off they go to the apartment where Ole knocks on the door, Lena answers and says "Vell Ole and Sven, come on in!" Ole no more than gets in the door when he says "Ve yust come to find out ven you girls are gonna make out vit us"....Lena is upset by this and throws them both out slamming the door on them. Ole is persistant, knocks on the door again. Lena isn't stupid, knows it's Ole and says: "Ole if you are gonna be so forward you'll have to talk through the keyhole". So Ole bends to the keyhole and asks "Ven you girls gonna make out vit us?" Lena is really upset now she drops her pants backs up to the keyhole and breaks wind...Ole is backing up and shaking his head, Sven says: "Vell Ole vat did she say?" Ole says: "Vell, I tink she said TOOOSDAY...but her breath is bad and I'm not askin again."

Yeah and to think the chicken wasn't enough for him. LOL

Happy birthday Noddy