wildthing

WOW I knew i would get you guys to get off on this one.

A computer can wait forever for you. A computer doesn’t compare you with it’s past users. A computer doesn’t get calls from it’s past users while you’re logged in. A Computers do everything you tell them to. A computer won’t look through your checkbook. Computers don’t get upset if you use other computers. Computers don’t play head games unless you ask them to. A computer won’t grade you on how much you send it. A computer is big in all the right places. A computer won’t fall in love with you just because you have sex. A computer doesn’t tell you how terrific it’s past users have been. A computer won’t ask, “Are you in?” A computer won’t ask, “Is there another computer?” A computer doesn’t mind how excited you get. A computer won’t say, “Let’s just be friends.” The average computer session lasts for hours. A computer won’t even talk about marriage. A computer won’t get bitchy if you’re slow to respond. A computer won’t mind how many other accounts you have, or if you get new ones. A computer won’t shave with your razor. A computer doesn’t cross-examine you every time you log in. Computers are easy to turn on. Computers are ready when you are. Computers are very responsive. Computers don’t insist on foreplay. Computers don’t get pregnant. Computers aren’t into finding out how far you’ll go to keep your account. Computers don’t care about age differences. Computers don’t care if you’re married. Computers don’t make you meet their parents. Computers don’t mind if you share them with a friend. Computers don’t mind spending hours on the phone with you. Computers never ask you to call them in the morning. You can log into several computers at once. You can visit a computer any time you like, and it’ll be ready for you. Computers never have headaches or have that time of the month. Computers won’t mind if you don’t like their friends. With a computer, you never have to say you’re sorry. If you don’t like the feel of one terminal you can easily switch to another. You don’t have to tell computers you love them. You can turn off a computer.

LOL You fucking idiots. I am so happy to bring so much joy to your lives. I now know what chile fantasies about at night for it is the wild thing.

from: Carolyn Bourne to: heidi withers subject: your lack of manners Here are a few examples of your lack of manners: When you are a guest in another's house, you do not declarewhat you will and will not eat - unless you are positively allergicto something. You do not remark that you do not have enough food. You do not start before everyone else. You do not take additional helpings without being invited to byyour host. When a guest in another's house, you do not lie in bed untillate morning in households that rise early - you fall in line withhouse norms. You should never ever insult the family you are about to join atany time and most definitely not in public. I gather you passedthis off as a joke but the reaction in the pub was one of shock,not laughter. You regularly draw attention to yourself. Perhaps you should askyourself why. No one gets married in a castle unless they own it.It is brash, celebrity style behaviour. I understand your parents are unable to contribute very muchtowards the cost of your wedding. (There is nothing wrong with thatexcept that convention is such that one might presume they wouldhave saved over the years for their daughters'marriages.) If this is the case, it would be most ladylike and gracious tolower your sights and have a modest wedding as befits both yourincomes. One could be accused of thinking that Heidi Withers must be pattingherself on the back for having caught a most eligible young man. Ipity Freddie.

Due to every OSHA law being broken by this employee he has been fired. Any other question please refer to your employee handbook.

Happy Birthday

How old is this guy J/K Have a Happy Birthday!!

I rebooted the server

Getting file sum error on havoc map at the end of a round and having to rejoin. WHY

Use the map in here and make a week where you travel and visit the idiots.

Welcome to the clan you Idiots

LMAO Too funny.

Spoil him with treats and love him it is sad that people can not respect God's creatures.

Happy Birthday you Monkey oh I mean Gorilla

Thought they taught you that in admin school XI RULES We have nothing to lose we are already IDIOTS

Thanks LaBob glad to see both cards I have had are in the top two.

Happy Birthday

Melted my 9800 geforce gtx plus and that is the card that replaced it.

Is the Geforce Gtx 460 a good video card?

Happy birthday Flush

I got the same error

yes it does ping and the nube toob special will be gone.

LOL you idiots