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Mr. Edd, sandals are a "leather, strappy kind of sock?" I would like to see the kinds of shoes you wear on the outside of your sandals, sir. Well, on second thought, naw. Lol. Ayaq

Careful, Drimpy, Hexter just wants access to your computer so he download all of your porn. All 65 volumes of them. Wait, why am I defending your porn stash? Ayaq

Hexter, buddy, I've been to Vancouver, B.C. twice and Toronto once. Sweet Athena ain't lyin.' Just sayin,' lol. Ayaq

Everyone, by "out camping," Athena meant she was trying to elude the police . . . again. And again. LMSLA (Sliced Ass Off), Sweet Athena. Ayaq

Hwehhhhhehahhhhehwhahhe, Sweet Athena, you knifing-bugger, you. That indeed an "LMAO" post if I ever saw one. Spongy, stop playing "possum" and take Sweet Athena's rusty and dull blades like a man!! Lord knows, I did. Lol, but not really. Ayaq

LMAO, FcknChkn. The only person that cusses worse than Monika is Roxanne!! Lol, Sweet Roxy, please don't let me post my ban appeal until I can type on a real keyboard! Roxanne, I promise I'll stop stealing your kills in Zombies, Roxanne!!! Roxanne stop turning on that red light, Roxanne!! Heheehehhahahhaee. Sorry to step in on your thread, Sweet Monika, but you know I miss you too, Sweetheart. I miss all of you sweethearts--even you, Major Yahoo. Ayaq

Lol, something about looking at the big hand and the little hand, then trying to guess what's for dinner, or something like that. Hmm, I wonder what's for dinner. I just looked at the clock and got hungry for some reason . . . Ayaq

I'm you on this one, Milky: geez, Drimpy, why don't you cry me a second river while you're at it? And M.C. Hammer Time, you don't shoot clips, you should 40 mike-mike "skill cannons." What you talkin' 'bout, Willis? Lol. We got the best Admins. around. Don't be startin' on that third river, bud. Come on, now? Who is their daddy, who is . . their . . Daddy? Whatta team, whatta team! Crazy bastiges. Lol, yet again. Ayaq

LMAO, TBB. I think you meant Hexter's post remark, minus 30, to be eligible for membership--nay, "acceptance"--into the family. And Cope, begging doesn't help, Lord knows, I tried. Just be a good and respectful player, and you might be invited to join us under the ">XI< Goose Wing" fold. You can sit next to Hexter. Lol. When you do, hide your wallet and hold onto your privates, 'cause Hexter will offer to hold both for you. Just sayin.' Ayaq

LMAO, Yackie. I wanna watch like that--I better write Santa, but I getta be good first before I write my letter. Lol. Ayaq

Happy birthday, buddy, I'm pretty damned sure I've naded you a time or several. Hope you had a great one, bud. Ayaq

Sorry for damn typos, trying to type on Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge with beefy--not fat, mind you--fingers. Gonna bag me a moose with my semi-auto Remington .30-06, ducks with my Remington 870 12-gauge pump, grouse with my .22 Ruger, and silver salmon, aka "cohoe" with my >XI> stick--I mean, "Ugly Stick--and reap some bounty. It's also berry season, so I'm taking my sister and brother-in-law picing tomorrow. Guess who has bear watch? Sheesh, I don't know how Lady Gaga, aka "Gator Girl," can type so well with her mobile device. Ayaq Typed with my beefy fingers on mu Galaxy S7 Edge, or something like that.

Yackie, Maryland were it's own country, it would have been invaded--and conquered--by the Country of Alaska two hundred years ago, lol Nay, Hehehahaheheha! And Ayaq woulda been in front throwing stuff at you. Lol. Ayaq Go America!

Geez, don't people realize that you have to earn the tags, not just slap them on? Sweet Sally must be rolling over in her sleep Lol. AyaqGuyaq>XI< , bona fide tag-wearer

Happy birthday, bud. Ayaq

Lol, Bart. "Spongy," is it? Stop hacking, you won't get banned, again, and again . . . Lol. Love you guys and gals. Ayaq

Sounds like a weak-ass "defence," in my humble opinion. Just sayin'. Ayaq

Hello, Sweet Monika. It's Bill, remember me? Lol. Welcome to the forums, Sweetheart. Ayaq

Hacking bastige, how'd you see them in the windows, hmm? Hmm? Lol. Ayaq

Ice Cream woulda said she wasn't touching the right spot, what da? Lol. Love you, Ice Cream, can't help it. Ayaq

Ice Cream, sweetie, you are just happy to get penis. Lol. Welcome back, Pvt. Death. I'll be back gaming before you know it! Mi8ss you guys and gals. Ayaq.

Hehahehhaeeheheheahhewahwaehaweh!!! Now that was funny as hell. Literally laughed for a minute before posting. Nice post, Mav. Ayaq

LMAO, Hxtr. "Damn, did the camels do that?" indeed. You, sir, with your >XI< tags and all, are perfectly suited to be in this clan. Did the camels to that? I only checked it out to see the camels. Hehhaeehehahhhaeheaheheahehehae!! I don't know how many of those damn camels I've almost hit driving Alaska's treacherous highway during winter. In Alaska, we only have three seasons: Fall, Winter, and Construction Season. Ayaq

Lol, Tigris. Finally, a great post!!! I've never seen an "ass-check" in hockey before. That goalie positioned his skates perfectly to make his back thrust. Wonder if he's an ex-con? What a move. After the hapless guy in the red jersey got hauled off of the ice, the goalie's center came up to him and yelled, "What a team!! What a team!!!" Heh, heh. Ayaq

Damn, my birthday was on the 9th, too--nothing for Ayaq. Sigh. She got the gold mine, I got the thorn. Double sigh. Hope you had a great one, Sweet Rose. My birthday is in November, so just kidding. I fooled you twice. Sorry, Rose, to horn in on your thread, Sweetheart--too lazy to dig up my own Darryl Hall and John Oates thread . . . you know, the "Ayaq is Gone, Oh Ah, Oh Ah . . .", yeah, that thread. Got offered a job the same day I landed in my home town. I've got some resources left, so didn't jump at the offer. You ain't no man unless you can drive yourself to work in your own damn Ford truck, you know what I'm sayin'? Lol. All you damned Dodge, Chevy, and import owners can give Sweet Sally a kiss on the cheek. No, Smegma, not that cheek. I miss you, and others, Sweet Sal. I high-jacked my nephews computer so I can access the internet. Got lots of stories to tell since I've been here, including the dozens of salmon I've caught since then. Got lots of excuses--I mean, stories--to tell about why I haven't been on gaming, being busy fishing for salmon being one of them. Love and miss you all. Sorry to piggy-back your birthday thread, Sweet Rose, you, with your glistening, venom-dripping thorns, you. My computer is still packed away in the dozens of boxes I shipped. I can't find my own place until I can drive around looking in my truck, with which I was willing to pay $5,000 to ship by air freight, but (since none of the air carriers fly with the venerable DC-6, but have since opted for the Boeing 737s, which can only fit small pick-up trucks and cars) instead spent $2,700 to ship by barge. My truck will be here on Father's Day. BTW, Happy Early Father's Day to all of you great Dads out there. To bring things full circle, Sweet (Sweet?) Rose probably spent her birthday anniversary by sharpening and polishing her wicked thorns. One specially-cooked Ayaq nade might be able to bring back the tarnish, along with the residual wear-and-tear that only lovingly-cooked shrapnel could bring, back to Rose's recently-polished thorns. Laughing out loud, Sweetheart. Love you guys and gals. Ayaq P.S. - Had to edit because I misspelled one darned word. Send me a P.M. if you found another, you blighters. Lol.