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AyaqGuyaq

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  1. Happy birthday to my favorite @@hxtr basher, BDS Lol. Hope it's fantabulous, bud. Ayaq
  2. LMAO, both of you. Ayaq
  3. Geez, Pengy, you shoulda said it was a "Happy Birthday" wish to a beautiful, young lady. Otherwise, I woulda responded earlier. I just thought it was another faux birthday wish to @@hxtr. Lol, love you both. Ayaq P.S. - that goes out to @@WildPenguin and @@blackcat, Hexter, not you. P.P.S. - What the Hell, bud, I'll extend it to you too. .Ayaq
  4. @@XjCrAzY, bud I think he's talking about hot wax dripped on the lug nuts, not hot wax dripped on your nut-sack. Sounds kinky, bud I'm not into painful "sessions" that other people may be. Lol. Ayaq
  5. I would, Boobonic Plague, but only "tittie shots" are allowed on this website. Wait . . . Oh, you mean computers? Oops. Ayaq
  6. Yes, Ice Cream, sweetie, her boyfriend will take care of the "non-granite-top" stuff. Ayaq
  7. @@TBB, bud, Mr. Canadian needs some "action," too. His female moose (aka "cow") costume should suit him well, because the bull moose in Canada (can I get an "eh?") are rutting right now. Ayaq
  8. Hi, John, Dear. I'm gonna "whore myself" on Betty's post Big John . . . Big Dear John . . . Big John . . . Lol. Ayaq
  9. Note: Boobonic Plague, sir, Death Wave said "enjoy yourself," not "pleasure yourself." Just a point of clarification. Lol. You bugger, hope you had a great day. Boobonic Plague. Ayaq
  10. @@hxtr, bud take your Prozac and Vicodun, and Vallium, etc., etc. Sheesh, maybe rabies shot, and disstemper, too. Your bud, Ayaq
  11. Lol. Nades would be better. Just sayin'. I've been accused, a time or few, of being good at nading. Ayaq
  12. Steffi Graf, welcome to the forums. Great guys and gals here. Ayaq
  13. Last Beer, buddy, that's what Anwericans do--complain about things. Whomever complains the loudest gets elected, just sayin'. Ayaq
  14. Damn, Lunky, I thought you went to see Jean Claude Van Damme, or however you spell his name. Darn Belgians. Lol. Ayaq.
  15. AyaqGuyaq

    Oi!

    Welcome to the forums. When you get Minecraft downloaded, don't steal shit. @kingstinger will burn your house down. Lol, love ya, Stinger. Ayaq
  16. FknChkn, it'll be all right, bud. Ayaq
  17. @@XjCrAzY, you trying to cause trouble 'round here? Lol, love ya, bud. Ayaq
  18. ​Welcome to the club, Mr. Cooper. Coop, shoopa-doop, shoopa-doopa-doopa-doop, shoopa . . . well, you get the idea. Lol. Ayaq
  19. Stepanie, no diassemble, no dissemble! Johhny No. 5 alive, Stephanie! Lol, I haven't forgotten about your knife-attempts, bud. Ayaq
  20. Darn, I saw the thread title--"Go in bush--and got excited for nuthin'. Remember, Betty, don't run from bears because you'll incite their "chase instinct," a trait shared by dogs, as well. But, if you do have to run, make sure that you're not the slowest one in your group. Just sayin'. Ayaq
  21. Happy birthday, bud. Ayaq
  22. Me like it, Sweet Kitty. Ayaq
  23. "Dadda Foods" mayonnaise. Damn "iw3.exe" error message keeps me from throwing my lovingly, tenderly-cooked nades at the likes of you . . . Miss you guys and gals. Ayaq
  24. See if you can find one of my earlier posts about my supernatural experiences, Coop. Coop, shoopa-doop, shoopa-doop . . . God bless you all. Ayaq
  25. Congratulations. Not everyone knows this, but our newest "Member of the Month" is into body piercings. The thing is, he likes to be slathered in honey before the needle goes in. That way, he can be known as "Holey Sweet JAYsus." Lol, anyone? Anyone?!?! Ayaq
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