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AyaqGuyaq

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  1. And @@FRENCHI, you son-of-a-ho-ho-ho!! I thought "happy birthday" in French was "bon appetit?" Lol, no habla Francais, no habla Francais!!! Ayaq
  2. Happy birthday, Igor. Ayaq
  3. Ree-cho . . . Swaa-vey . . . Welcome back, bud. Ayaq
  4. No wonder Tigris has so many callouses on his "manhood (Hexter told me so)," from trying to pleasure that tree . . . over, and over, and over . . . (Snickering) Ayaq
  5. He was probably recording Sweet Rose--notice how she re-directed attention away from herself. Sweet Rose, with her glistening, black, and highly-venomous thorns, has an "I'm being recorded" hack, which automatically turns her hack off so she can revert back to her normal gaming style; i.e., dying a lot. Lol. Ayaq P.S. - had to edit 'cause of my beefy fingers, yet again.
  6. Hehahehahwhahhea!!!! You crazy bastiges. Still laughing, with nieces confusing my laughter with either a stroke or heart attack. "Uncle Paul? Are you sure you're okay?" Hehahhehwhwahhbehhahahwahha!! Ayaq
  7. Heheehwhehahahahhhehwhahhaw! I am literally laughing out loud, and my nieces are asking me, "Uncle, are you okay??" Lol. Ayaq
  8. Hehhehahhaehaahhehhaahehhahhehwha! Hexter, you crazy bastige, leave those poor dolphins alone. Or, at the very least, set the female dolphins in your sights. No wonder the male dolphins in your videos were trying so hard to get away. Lol. Ayaq
  9. LMAO, gents. Spongy, stop hacking, and I promise you won't get banned so often!! I promise!! Crazies. Nay, "Idiots," if I dare say. LMAO. Ayaq
  10. Son-of-gun, Tigris, you squeezed another "like" outta me. I did not know that, sir, but I so like my name in the thread post. Lol. You crazies. Ayaq
  11. Mr. Tigris, sir, I would have hit the "like" button if any of your scientific posts taught me anything new. Sorry, "academic arrogance," as I've heard before. Sigh. Ayaq P.S. - bds and Hexter, you bastiges, hit me up, bras.
  12. I must be too intelligent. Sorry, but not really. Bds and Hexter, hit me up, bras!!!! LMFAO! Ayaq
  13. Unchileno, lay off the guy's bike, dude. You'll save more teeth that way. He woulda been missing 4 top teeth if it were me, just sayin'. Lol. Nice post, Ted. Maybe you can give Tigris lessons on how to make "quality" posts, like that one. Just sayin'. Ayaq
  14. Did you buy your vehicle from Hexter? Could just be his jism in the vents, ala "There's Something About Mary," and his hair gel, remember? Hmm? Don't expect Sweet Hexter to fess up, though. Lol. Ayaq
  15. We've all seen videos of dolphins trying to hump humans. You ever seen videos of Hexter trying to hump dolphins? Add @@hxtr as a friend, and maybe he'll send you a link. The one link Hexter sent me was called "Me trying to hump dolphins, Vol. I." Hexter, I don't want to see anything past "Vol. XXX." Lol, you crazy bastiges and bastige-esses. Ayaq
  16. Happy birthday, ROCKAPE. Thank you, sir, for yelling and spitting in our faces when you announce the newest, and luckiest, members to our clan. "Sir, yes sir!" "How tall are you, private!?!?" "Five-foot-nine, sir!" "Bullshit, they don't stack shit that high!!" "Sir, yes sir!!" Lol. Hope you have a great one, bud. Ayaq
  17. Frenchi, you son-of-a "Ho-ho-ho!" I didn't understand a single damned word you typed--No Habla Francais," remember? Lol. I "liked" it, anyway. Ayaq
  18. Sweet Frenchie, I'll bet some Francs that you say that every time you drop trow in front of your ladies (at least, I can hope they're ladies). "Have you ever seen strange things like that?" Lol. Love ya, bud. Ho-ho-ho!! Maybe you can say that instead, when you drop trow. Just sayin.' Ayaq P.S. - had to edit because fat--I mean, "beefy"--fingers got in the way again on S7 Edge.
  19. Drimpy, "Welcome to the forums?" Welcome to the "family," Aki. Lol. Ayaq
  20. Happy birrhday, Dipsy. Have a great one, bud. Ayaq
  21. Mr. Labob, sir, perchance your "we" is tethered to your nut-sack. They have operations for that, you know. "With a snip-snip here and a snip-snip there . . here a snip, there a snip, everywhere a snip-snip . . . " Geez, I was gritting my teeth thinking about what I was typing. "Hey, Daddio, make that Type 'O.'" Still gritting teeth. Ayaq
  22. Sweet Athena, I've been to Old Orchard Beach, just south of Portland, Maine. Everyone on the damed beach was speaking French, so I've as close to Quebec as I want. Lol. No Habla Francais, No Habla Francais!! P.S. - how do you say I don't speak French in Spanish? Lol. You crazies. Ayaq
  23. Which clan has the absolutely best Admins. around, hmm? Hmm? Cod Piece de Resistance (say it like Frenchi, with a "ho-ho-ho!" at the end, and a "oui, oui, oui, you son-of-a . . ." right after it) speaks of accolades for the >XI< Admins. and programmers working behind the scenes. And rightly so. When I and two other family members were playing the ROTU zombie server, and I went to Hellkid's BF4 channel to complain--I mean, "advise" him--about the frozen server, he called Dadda on the telly (how do you say "telephone" in Aussie? Lol.) to ask him to restart the server, which Dadda Foods Mayonnaise graciously did. Whatta team, whatta team!! Who is their (other servers' Admins.) daddy, who is . . . their . . . daddy? Ayaq
  24. RIP, just concentrate on the beautiful things in life, bud, not the bad. Ayaq
  25. Lol, Pvt. Death, if you only stuck with your favorite color ("hot pink"), and stopped mixing in your lavender, fuschia, and salmon socks, you'd be okay. I offered this advice to you before in private chat before, bud. Just sayin.' Ayaq
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