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The Iceman cometh. Happy birthday! Ayaq

Happy birthday, Morris. You share the same birthday as Liberace, Pee-Wee Herman, and Gary Busey. Hope you have a great day, bud. Ayaq

Hey, my favorite zombie assassin is celebrating his birrhday today. Happy birthday, bud.

Welcome, Sam. This is akin to "being made," as in the Mafia. Lol. I was wondering if using the "M-word" would trip klaxons or something, somewhere. Ayaq

Congratulations, Pengy. Umm, now that you're an Admin., does that mean you're not gonna follow me around to defrost me anymore? Ayaq

Welcome to the club, and to keep your new >XI< tags shiny, just pin 'em to your shirt while still in their plastic bag (just like SgtSmeg does). Ayaq

Good ones, Jonny. You forgot about Alabama, where most expectant women--after the doctor tells them that they're pregnant--ask, "Are ya'll sure it's mine?" Not OUR fine >XI< ladies, mind you. Ayaq

How's that song go? "Someone call 9-1-1, we have a Phoenix on fire . . ." Or something like that. Happy birthday. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Mr. Codpiece. Hope you got some "extra favors" that can only come on your birthday, lol. Ayaq

That was a great post! Ayaq

Welcome, Sweet Monika. Cigar bands used to indicate the type of cigar and country of origin. Now, they're used for "depth gauges." By the way, Hillary asked me why you sent me your dry-cleaning tab. Bill

Gandalf, sir, most of us have killed you many times. Lol, welcome to the forums, Luna. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Mr. Bear. I'll wager that some our beautiful >XI< ladies, and maybe even Hexter, will pose in bikinis for you. Lol, I hope it was great.

Happy birthday, Frags, sir. I had to look at the post twice because I didn't see the "r" the first time I looked. Ayaq

Add me to the "prayer chain," Elvis. Tell your wife that a positive attitude and good diet play a big part in any healing process. Ayaq

Welcome to the forums, Jeroen. We do indeed have pretty cool guys and gals here, sir. "Ice Cream," ala @@Icequeen, just doesn't want to shoot you--she likes to perform ghastly acts on the still-warm bodies, like using a penile pump and thick rubber band to get her male victims to "perform," even in death. When she's done, she usually looks for the biggest cucumber she can find to "stuff" her victims, if you know what I mean. Most of Ice Cream's cold and lifeless male victims are found with a "sheen" on their faces, and sometimes a string in their mouths, which often gets mistaken for dental floss. You should also be on the lookout for @@AthenA, who doesn't stop cutting after she's already knifed you to death. Her idol is Lorena Bobbit, so you might wanna wear an iron chastity belt to protect your manhood after you've bled out. Crazy gals (grinning). Ayaq

Happy birthday, Mr. Rugger. Pray tell, sir, what are you doing going to work on your birthing anniversary? You're supposed to stay home and get sloshed. Hope you had a great one. Ayaq

Shoulda changed it from "PurpleKush" to "CrmpldTuSh." Just sayin', and lol, too. Ayaq

Ms. Lewinski, duly noted. I offered to pay your dry-cleaning bill, but you stuffed your dress into a plastic bag instead. What gives? I miss you, anyway. Bill (Message passed on by Ayaq)

Welcome to the club, Ghost. I woulda posted earlier, but I just saw the post, buddy. Ayaq

Boring ass video--guy can't even rip open a packet with his hands. Wimp. Has to keep using his "North Korean bayonette."

Bds, you, umm, wanna disclose how you know that, sir? Never mind, I don't wanna know where you've been, and for how long. Nor do I wanna know how anything Hexter defiled wouldn't walk right for a week. Maybe Hexter's trees won't "sway right" for a week? Just musin'. Ayaq

Geez, Hexter, or @@hxtr, you have videos of you trying to hump dolphins, and now you have videos of you humping trees? I'll bet the trees don't put up as much of a fight as the dolphins do. Remember I suggested trying to hump the female dolphins, and not just the males? Hmm? Lol. You crazies. Maybe the clan tag should be ">XC<," for "XtremeCrazies." (Grinning) Ayaq

Lol, Tigris, just for that, I didn't "like" your post, but like my buddy bds' instead. LMAO. Ayaq

Naw, Sweet Hexter woulda scratched the message on her paint using a chisel. Just sayin'. Ayaq