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Lol. Reminds me of the game warden that heard someone was "dynamite fishing" in a local lake. He camouflaged his skiff and hid until day-break to see if it was true. Sure enough, a hillbilly from Tennessee (same place Ramistar is from) motored out to the middle of the lake, lit a stick 'o dynamite, and threw it in the water. After the resultant explosion, he used a net to scoop the floating fish out of the water. The warden motored out to the guy and said, "I caught you, that's a $1,500 fine!!! You can't be dynamite-fishin' in these waters!!!" The fisherman calmly bent down and picked up another stick of dynamite, lit it, and tossed it to the game warden. He said, "You gonna stand their yappin', or are you gonna go fishin'?" (cricket sounds . . . yet again. Sigh) Lol. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Drimpie. You hacker, you. Lol. Ayaq

Great post, Frenchi. Viva La France!!! If you need someone to sponsor you for citizenship in the U.S., bud, I'll sponsor you. We can keep saying "Hoh, hoh, hoh!!!" as we eat escargot and chicken parmesan, being careful to wash if down liberally with casks of Cabernet Sauvignon. Oui, oui!! Lol. Hoh, hoh, hoh!!! (that's me holding the stick) Ayaq

That was amazing. Wow, Britain has some talent. Beautiful voice. Ayaq

Ford is the way to go, baby. I've said it on another post: (1) my 1997 F-150 still looks and runs great; and (2) Ford Motor Co. didn't choose to accept the U.S. Government bail-out like the other two of the "Big 3" U.S. auto companies. I was saddened to see the Ranger go by the wayside, however, since the 1990 Ford Ranger STX was my first truck. Ayaq

Drimp, that may be the reason that you, a card-carrying >XI< member, gets re-directed to another >XI< server from time to time; i.e., your ">XI<" tags must not be affixed (installed? inserted?) properly--and I'm only going by how it appears here on the website. I'm not going to mention any names, but one of our newest members actually put the ">XI<" tag in front of his/her name. When I was looking at scoreboard, I noticed that something didn't look right, so I told him/her that he/she had the tags at the wrong end. It was summarily fixed. P.S. - See, Sweet Rose, I told you that I wouldn't tell anybody that you had your tags on wrong!!! Nyah, nyah!! You owe me something. Ayaq

Welcome to the clan, Wacky (Tobbacky?). Ayaq

That was funny. What was the slow lady with the red dress (red, of all the colors to wear during a running of the bulls!!) and the grandpa doing in there, anyway? Crazy bastiges. Lol. Ayaq

Wishing you a very happy birthday today, Hxtr. Good to have someone with such a great sense of humor in the clan, bud. Ayaq

Well, well, well--today is the REAL birthday of the fabled and legendary Mr. Corps-ee? Happy birthday, bud. I hope someone or "some-many" make it a great one for someone that I haven't heard say a single bad thing about anybody (even me!) in years of playing with you in the FT1 server. Have a great day, sir. Ayaq

Lol, Smegma, just like the saying about people from Texas, something about steers and queers, or something like that. I think it was mentioned in the 'Full Metal Jacket' movie. Ayaq.

C'mon, now, guys, many women take care of themselves. If I could see the results of all the various tests--all coming up "negative," of course--I'd probably give it a shot, or two. Followed by some stiff shots just to make sure. Lol. Ayaq

Naw, he doesn't need one or two more flashlights--the hood ornament on his scope makes up for it. The utensil-laden, Swiss Army weather vane also helped tilt the balance, in my humble opinion. Lol, Rattle, great post. Ayaq P.S. (edited to add the 'P.S.')--I noticed he has his car keys handy so can run to the car if his gun jams. Funny arse post. Ayaq P.P.S. (edited to add the 'P.P.S.')--how in the frick can he look down his scope though his Swiss Army weather vane? Darn fork's in da way. Lol. Ayaq

Mr. 7 Toes, 3rd cousin, twice-removed, from Ms. Heidi Camel Toe, Happy Birthday to you, sir. Make sure everyone around you is at your beck and call, and keep that "cat-'o-nine-tails" handy in case they aren't. Ayaq

Hehahehaeheaheaheheaheahaeh!! Remember, YACC, you gotta show the other foot some luvin', too. Ayaq

Darn it, Joe, you're gonna have to change positions from "doggie-style," in which the both of you can watch the games, to "missionary-style," in which you might actually have to face each other. Maybe you'll remember what she looks like. Just sayin'. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Bill, you son-of-a . . . Come back into the FT1 server so I can give you a frag birthday cake, and I'll make sure I stand back about 50 yards while I watch you try to blow out the "candle." Lol, hope it's a great one, bud. Ayaq

+3. No habla Espanol. Ayaq

Happy birthday, hope it's as great as you imagined it would be. Ayaq

Congratulations, Bazza. Pick YACC to suck you toes so he can do that and stroke his "skill cannon" at the same time. Careful, though, 'cause he'll probably suck your toenail polish right off. On second thought, it's probably time for a color change, anyway. Lol, congrats again. Ayaq

What is that, a gallon of moonshine in her right hand? I think she sees Lazlo walking down the street in time for their "nooner," aka, "12 o'clock session." Laz has never been late, and it looks like he's not disappointing the young maiden (cough, gasp, hurl--I wish I DIDN'T EAT before seeing that pic!!) today. Laz is trolling for his next prospect to post in 'Boobs and Bum." Urgh (retching noises), urp!!! You know, they say beauty is "only skin deep (or in this case, many folds of skin deep)." Ayaq

Wait, that lady up front looks like Ms. Finland, the straight-faced bluffer!!! Lol. Ayaq

Thanks, Rugger. It's back down again: some of us were trying to get in earlier tonight, and it's timing out again. We appreciate all of your (read: "all ya'll's") work on the servers. Ayaq

Is the ROTU server gone, and if so, gone for good? I didn't see it on my favorites list this morning. I know there were some problems with it last night. Ayaq

That was awesome. I initially thought that she was going to end up with a low straight, but that was a great bluff. She had a great (and beautiful) poker face, too. Alas (almost added an "ka" at the end, outta force of habit), we all know that beauty doesn't often extend beyond the epidermis. Ayaq