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Welcome to the clan, Duffy. Good to play with you in the FT1 server and talking with you in TS. Since you're from Scotland, I would strongly advise you to staple your kilts--yes, staple--to your legs, 'cause SandraDee and Sally are going to run after you hoping for an updraft. Fair warning. Lol. Ayaq

Ghost, that was an excellent post. Your post should serve as the model for any future posts. Don't be judgin', all you haters, just sayin'!! Lol. Welcome to the forums. Good to play with you the FT1, MW2, AND--that's two "ands," mind you-- the ROTU 2.2.2 servers. Ayaq

Lol, Last Cold Beer--finish that damn yacht project, and we'll be pulling for you in the next "America's Cup" yacht-racing contest. You gotta make sure to have a big ">XI<" stenciled in your sail--come on, now!!! Lol. Ayaq

I lost my wife to divorce, I sleep fine. Lol. My ex-wife was different; every time there was a strange knock on our door, she asked me to go hide. My neighbor must have thought I was in the Coast Guard, 'cause there were always messages on the answering machine asking if "the coast was clear." My ex-wife came home yelling excitedly, "Pack your bags, I just won the lottery." I asked, "Where are we going?" "You're not going anywhere, get out!!!" Lol. Hang in there. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Stinger (I've always called you that, until I saw that there was another "Stinger" in the clan, but I call him "G-String."). Hope it's fantabulous. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Elf. Hope it's a great one, bud, spent without you working on your car (again). Lol. Ayaq

Hang in, there, Last Cold Beer. The mourning process takes time. The hurt never goes away, but I take solace, being a Christian, that I'll see my loved ones again someday. It doesn't help the hurt, now, but it gives you something to look forward to, if you are so-inclined. Take care. Ayaq

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Welcome to the clan. Enjoy getting killed often. Lol. Ayaq

Welcome to the forums, bud. Ayaq

Lol, Sweet Rose. Might have to come with a different adjective than "sweet," though. Still chuckling. We love you, Rami!!! Ayaq

That was a worthy post. Still chuckling. Lol. Ayaq

Hehhaehhahehaheheahehaewh! Finally, young Padoin, you delivered. TBB, by the way, given the chronological thing, you know, they may--just sayin'--all be "oldies but goodies." Not judgin', just sayin'. Lol. Ayaq

You kidding me? All you had to was buy the Electronic Gaming Monthly (copyrighted magazine) to learn the "fatality moves," then practice with your Sega (registered trademark) controller "dry;" i.e., not plugged in or turned on, to perfect the moves. Who didn't relish Sub-Zero ripping the heart outta Scorpion, huh? Lol. Ayaq P.S. - Edited to add that the Scorpion's "Fatal Kill" move was pretty awesome, too, for its day. Ayaq

Welcome to the club, Gandalf. Wait, this seems like a deja vu moment . . . Welcome (again) to the Twilight Zone. Lol. Ayaq

Welcome to the forums, Sohk. Good to play with you in the FT1 server and to talk with you in TeamSpeak. Ayaq

That is nice. I didn't see any scruff--clean shaven, perchance? Lol, love ya, Misty Mae. Lol. Ayaq

Lol, Dragon, sounds like a great episode for "Jerry Springer." But, you'll have to pretend to fight your wife's boss. I noticed that none of the angry throw any punches with vicious intent. The cheating spouse and the security guards always get in the way. When Jerry rings his damn bell, that should be the hint for the security personnel and cheating spouse to back off and let 'em at each other. Lol. Ayaq

Those "jugs" might help a drowning infant, but not much more than that. Shoulda had a coupla "Double D's" wrapped around that post. Lol, I said "wrapped around that post (snickering and giggling, while twirling crew-cut hair). Lol. Ayaq

Congratulations, Dadda. Four long years, great. On October 5, 2022, I will have been an >XI< member for 10 years. Any chance of getting my 10+ year-tags in advance? Just wonderin'. Ayaq

Yeah, Riley, I was looking for a good joke, as well. Something like this: Two old guys had been best friends for 60+ years. Pete didn't do so well at his last hospital check-up; in fact, the diagnosis was "terminal." His friend Robert was at his bedside in Pete's home, and Pete looked at Robert and said, "Bud, you and I have been through so, so much together. In fact, we've even shared the same women! I've been so lucky to have such a friend as you." Robert nodded solemnly, and said, "Yes, we have. I can't imagine having a better friend than you, bud." Pete said, "There's a bottle of 30-year old, single-malt Scotch in the top-left kitchen cabinet. Get it for me, please." Robert goes into the kitchen and eventually comes back with the bottle, looking at the label and caressing the bottle. "Wow, Pete, that's a fine bottle of Scotch. What do you want me to do with it?" Pete says, "After I'm buried, I'd like you to pour that bottle of Scotch over my grave." Robert, still eyeing the bottle, says, "Will do, bud. Umm, is it okay if it passes through my kidneys first?" Something like that. Lol. Ayaq

Don't research GM products that much, bud, couldn't say one way of the other. I just swallow the PR stuff about how Ford has better this and that than (cough!) Chevy. Lol. I love all domestic vehicles, yes, including (cough, gasp, hurling chunks!!) Dodge. (Clearing throat) Ayaq

Lol, Damage. The guy that actually loaded the "reader screen" actually got fired. Saw it on the cable channel. She didn't say the "Fuk" guy's last name right, though. Lol. Ayaq

Lol, beautiful cars, all of 'em. The "'cat's meow (no, Kitty, not you)" is the 1968 Shelby Cobra, with the (of course) white pin stripes. That's according to the guys on "Fast 'N Loud" on the Discovery Channel, and I could not disagree with those buggers. Beautiful car, more horsepower and torque that tread the roads in its day (keep in mind, this is "factory," not handmade like the Italian or British buggers). Gotta love the Mustang. And, Ford Motor Co., by extension. Beginning in 990 (coincidentally, the same year my 1990 Ford Ranger STX 4.0 litre--I spell it that way for my Canadian friends--came out, the torque-ist, most horsepower-ist small (production) truck on the road, Ford has tunnel-visioned on quality. I've talked to many mechanics that would agree. Imagine a young Ayaq, ripping it up against all the foreign makes, even Chevy (damn cough!) with its 4.3 litre Vortec engine. Held my own against a Chevy (crap, still coughing!) 5.0 liter (American spelling) V-8. Spent lots of money on rubber those years. Sigh, the glory days. Did I mention that Ford Motor Co. was the only one of the American "Big 3" that didn't accept the U.S. Government buy-out? Just askin' Ayaq

Beautiful car. He didn't dress the tires, though--the Devil's in the details, baby!! By the way, is that a '66 Mustang? Ayaq