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Nice intro, Heev. I can already see--in my "mind's eye"--the upcoming post from @TBB . . . "Heev? Heev who?" Lol. Ayaq

Hey, @RobMc, in my post in response to your post on another thread (read that fast three times . . .), I referred to the song "Dixie Land." When I was in the third grade, our music teacher--who was from Dallas, Texas--had us sing that song regularly. Heck, when you're only 7 years old (I skipped second grade because the tests I took said I could) like I was in the third grade, you have no idea what in the heck "Dixie Land" is. "In Dixie Land, where I was born, early on a frosty-morn', Look away, look away, look away, Dixie-Land . . . "I wish I was in Dixie, away . . . away . . ., in Dixie-Land, I'll take my stand, to live, and die, in Dixie . . . Away . . ., away . . ., away down-south in Dixie . . . Away . . ., away . . ., away down-south in Dixie . . ." To this day, this fellow, who's lived in Alaska all of his 51 years, still can't get that confounded song outta his head. Lol. Guess I'll have to "take my stand to live and die in Dixie." Ayaq

Yeah, what @TBB said, +1. Ayaq

Lol, Jerome . . . We know that the asterisk ("*") means that, to make your costume, you wrap yourself with 250 sq. ft. of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil. Ayaq

Hey, Johnny Knox, I think Frenchi is asking if it's okay for him to send you a picture of his penis, or something. My French is a little rusty since I got kicked outta France for peeing on Frenchi's tires . . . Lol. Ayaq

Hey, Johnny Knox, how 'bout "When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again, Hurrah, Hurrah?" Too long? Best of luck to you, bud. Ayaq

Yeah, but the books that you gave me were all in Swahili, you bugger!! Lol. Ayaq

What was the thread called about you taking a selfie, @iboomboom? That was really funny. Ayaq

Ted-of-the-Hills-Have-Eyes, sir, a very special Happy Birthday wish out to you!! Ayaq

Hehaehehehahhehaehhhehehh!! @RobMc ("McRib")--frickin' absolutely genius!! I like how you wove in @Icequeen, too. Glad you didn't damage too much pavement with your head when you had your accident. Lol--JK, bud. I really do wish you a speedy recovery. Not so sure about the McRib being a handsome brute, though . . . LMAO. Well done, sir. Ayaq

"Net neutrality?" I've always thought the Titanic sank because of "negative buoyancy?" Sad topic, and I don't mean to make light of it. Hey, who brought it up, anyway?! Let's punish 'em somehow,, "Lovely Lady Angels of >XI<" and "Strapping Gents (?) of >XI<!!!" Ayaq

Brother @TBB, Monk of I-Lick-it-Stan, sir, that's a pretty strong statement--"than all of us here?" Luckily, we have the "Lovely Lady Angels of >XI< (I'm not gonna even try to list 'em: I got in trouble the last time I did, and left a few out. Sorry, Ladies. LMAO!!)," with their uplifting-buoyancy, to help wrest the testosterone-laden "Strapping Gents (?) of >XI<" from the depths of despair and argumentation. Lol. Yeah, normally I'm a nice guy, but he's got a few of us with raised hackles. @KillerKitty, can you do a few angry "hisses" for us, please? Great posts, ladies and gents. Love how we pounced on the poor soul who even TRIES to insult our clan and our dedicated, professional, sensational, and emotional Moderators, Administrators, and Senior Administrators for their hard work on behalf of this great collection of "shotgun-splatter" personality-types that we all call "family ("La Familia" for our primarily-Spanish-speaking brethren and sisteren). Way to defend the colony!! We've insulted him even better than we insult ourselves!! Great job!!! LMAO. Okay, now let's turn the page to "Chapter Two." (still laughing) Ayaq

You're missing "Sesame Street" right now--just checked the T.V. schedule for you. Go learn something . . . Ayaq

Yeah, but unlike you, @TBB, sir, not everyone accepted the offer. Lol. Ayaq

I'm leaving . . . your post, never to return to this post again; I'm allergic to diatribe. Ayaq

Hey, Bog, I think they meant "Xanax LACED with cyanide," that's it. Ayaq

Lol, Angus--I picked up on that, too . . . I thought it should've said "At the most, one >XI< member," but upon re-reading, I saw that GG's post said "At least one >XI< member." Lol. Ayaq

Wow, he comes in blasting the clan and Admins., then asks about joining? Not the kind of lot we're catering to, is it? Besides, if he wants to learn something, he should go back to watching "Sesame Street." Ayaq

Amen, bra (Hawaiian for "brother"). "Quality" always out-paces "quantity," in my estimation. It's not how long you live, it's how well you live your life, eh? Laughter always out-paces sadness. Laughing causes your brain to release "endorphins," the same stuff that long-distance runners are addicted to. Sorry, ended with a "prepositional phrase." "To which runners are addicted." Damn it, buddy, don't get me started!!! See what you did? Lol. Ayaq

Trailer Trash, my Zombie buddy {it's about the "score," by the way), you don't make many posts, but when you do . . Absolutely-frickin' beautiful. Love ya, bud, in a non-gay kinda way . . . Ayaq

@dadda2 was playing "Minecraft?" You have any video evidence? Lol. Birthday Boy, Happy Birthday!! Ayaq

Reek-oh . . . Swavey . . . Lol. Great post, bud. Ayaq

Lol, Power--Queenie will take no fewer than 4 "D-cell" batteries, by the way. And that's just for the left side. LMAO. Love you, Queenie. Not you, Power--I'm addressing her . . . Ayaq

Hey, buddy, Happy birthday to you, Sir Hoth, Duke of Shits-A-Lot. Lol. Hope you have a great one. Ayaq

Sweet @dadda2, Mr. Ice was kind enough to send you his latest "selfie." Those words took him some extra time . . . Lol. Happy birthday to you, Sir Dadda, Count of LovesALot. Sweet @sandradee2, aka "Sandra Anne," has somethin' special planned for you tonight. Ayaq