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Hey, Mule, I'm a praying man, and just "sent one up" for you. Hang in there, bud. Ayaq

Congratulations, Tattoine Gamer. May the Force be with you, Luke. @JohnnyDos is your father (in Darth Vader voice). Ayaq

Jerome, you're asking Sweet Roxanne to find someone who can teach you how to keep your finger in that dyke, what? Lol, I'm not calling @Roxy! "that dyke," it's another woman, obviously. I'm just coat-tailing @HarryWeezer's comment about putting some finger in some dyke, or something like that. Geez, Harry, always gotta muddy the waters and sling that mud and rampantly start those malicious rumors. Lol. Ayaq

Hehaheehehehaheheeeehaaehe, @TBB!!!! Some great ones, bud! Ayaq

Gesundheit. @Jeroen v.2, tell 'em all you pronounce it "Jerome." Ayaq

Nice pics, bud. Next time, include a bottle of The Glennlivet 12-year, single-malt scotch to re-circulate the blood in your toesies. But, in hindsight, anything to warm the gut and fuel the laughter is good. Ayaq

Hey, it's Tony's birthday today, in the "Land Down Under," even. Happy birthday, bud--and many, many more, while you're at it. Ayaq

LMAO, @JohnnyDos--in my humble estimation, this has been your best post yet. Not to make light of your mother-in-law situation, but she died soon after you married her daughter? Was it soon after your last visit, and were there any suspicious circumstances? Just askin', bud. Lol. Ayaq

Hey buddy, wasn't "Chuckles Sovietly" the former ambassador from Uzbekistan? Coulda sworn . . . Ayaq

Welcome to the >XI< family, Rando--I guess begging does work once in a while . . . My ex-wife told me that 45 minutes of begging did not constitute "foreplay." Ayaq

Hey, my buddy Moron is having a birthday today--Happy Birthday!!! Hope it's without peril and unnecessary nagging. Wait a minute . . . when is nagging "necessary?" Lol. Ayaq

Hey, @HookerHeels, that restroom doesn't have the "trans-gender" symbol. Other 6-inch stiletto-wearing members here (Okay, important note for the record: Not me!!!) might be affronted by the deficiency and obvious lack of compassion shown by the landlord. (* See, @TBBand @bds1961--I told you guys I would mention it to him for you!) Ayaq

Come on, Queenie, admit it: deep down in your I'm-sure-it-has-to-be-a-mostly-kind soul, you meant it. Not the "kidding" part, either. Going JUST BY what I've been seen in the Shout Box, this new "Pain Killer" guy could be nothing less than an improvement. kidding. ^-------- (stole that from you, Ice Cream) Okay, let's see, what was the topic again? Welcome to the >XI< forums, New and Improved Pain Killer. Ayaq P.S. - LMAO!!

Thought it was another "Hefe's" birthday, @Hefe33 (since Sweet @AthenA--"A," then "A"--left off the "33" part. Happy birthday to you, sir. "Pardon me, El Guapo . . . but, could it be that, once again, you are mad at someone else and choose to take it out on me? I know that I, Hefe, do not possess your superior intellect, or education." Ayaq

Awesome, Jerome. Since you were downing beers, and since the King was serving you, I imagine he also dubbed thee "Sir Jerome, Duke of Chugs-A-Lot." Lol. Just making light of your awesome experience, Chugs. Ayaq

Amen, Sweet Ice Cream. There is great credence in the old-Celtic saying: "Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman." I used to laugh at the song "She got the Gold Mine, I got the Shaft" before I got married. Now, I cry. Lol. Women are vicious. All, except for our "Lovely Lady Angels of >XI<," of course. Ayaq P.S. - You "Strapping Gents (?) of >XI<": did you see how I saved that? Hmm?

It's U.S.A. vs. China, and in a figurative sense. Team U.S.A. is in blue . . . Ayaq

Son-of-a-gun, McRib, aka @RobMc, I coulda swore I made a post on a birthday thread for you--but I don't see it here. I gotta wish the "camping guy who thinks he is indestructible" a very Happy Birthday!!! Coulda swore I made a post for you, bud, 'cause this feels like deja vu. Continue healing, Sir McRib, Lord of HurtsALot. Ayaq

Yeah, what Sweet Athena ("A," then "A") said, +2--one for me, and one for @TBB. Ayaq

Very nicely said, Timmah; you paint a very vivid picture. You, sir, are not a Cretan. @NumNutz said you spelled mostly everything right, and grammar wasn't too bad. Lol. Sounds like great coffee. Ayaq

LMAO, John, Dear, I thought the same thing--at one sitting, by yerself? I'll say it--on behalf of the other Strapping Gents (?) of >XI<--Sweet Ice Cream: I'll (we'll?) bet you got some good-lookin' biscuits. Okay, so what was the topic again? Lol. Damn biscuits. Ayaq

Hey, buddy, happy birthday!!! Where in the heck are all of your good jokes? Haven't seen you post in a while--you okay? You should change your name from @NORESPECT4U to "NOJOKES4U." Lol. Happy birthday. Ayaq

Yeah, same to you, Count Dukoo, and the rest of you fabulous people. "Manolito," @Dukoo? Loved that movie with Al Pacino, "Manolito's Run." Or something like that. Ayaq (aka "Paul," just to give you a "quid pro quo," Manolito's Run. Paul ---> <--- @Icequeen)

Lol, bud, had to laugh because I got your meaning. As @NumNutz would correct you, sir, it's "tongue." As to the "Four targets, only two hands" comment from our resident gentleman (?), @bds1961, bud: Grab one of each!!!! But in these torrid, sexual-harassment-laced times, you might just wanna keep your hands to yourself. Just grab (or maybe just ask for? What would you do? Hmm?) the bottle and politely ask the voluptuous lady if it's okay to wriggle your right-hand fingertips on your left bosom. Maybe that's better? LMAO. Happy New Year to all of the gorgeous Lovely Lady Angels of >XI< and the Strapping Gents (?) of >XI<! Ayaq

Yeah, @deerejon(John, Dear), I'm with @TBB--I thought it was that chubby guy in the background (no offense intended, I scanned a reply saying that that was your brudder-in-law, or sumptin'). But, then I thought about the "Man Down Under" song, and remembered a reference to a "vegemite sammich." Ayaq P.S. - Happy New Year to your brother-in-law. Oh, and you, too.