AyaqGuyaq

@Expedition, aka "Expeditiously," you, sir, would sleep in her dog house if she threw enough ganja into your trough-bowl. Lol. I'll be layin' there, in my wool blanket, lappin' it up and tryin' to "light it up" with you and your precious wife. Lol? Ayaq P..S. - Edited to say that your wives are safe; I just re-read what I typed. Frickin' weed. Lol.

Frickin' hats off to all of you guys, and parents of guys, and gals, that signed up. I tried to, but I'm switching to the "I Can't Sign Up, But I Really, Really Want To, Really, Really Want To!" channel. I come from a "good line" of combatants. My Grandpa was in the "Territorial Guard," here in Alaska, during WWII. My Dad served in Korea. 'Nuff said. My four uncles, and several cousins, served in Viet Nam. One of my uncles was a U.S. Marine, radio operator, at Khe San, the city-who's-name-I-can't-recall-right-now: Hue City?, and all the major battles. If there's one person you aim at, from a military standpoint, is da frickin' radio-operator. He came back from a patrol, the last one. He doesn't like to talk about it. I wish I coulda been beside him: I have a lot of respect for that particular Uncle. Other uncles, well, you can't choose your relatives, can you? Hmm? I tried to join, just 'cause I'm a real-good shot and pretty smart. And big. And street-wise. And a former prostitute. And, wait . . . What da Hell, "AFrickin'Fan," see what you started here? Lol. Ayaq P.S. - Da gosh-darned clients (female, mind you!!!) always demanded dare money back. What da? (Hmph!! Hmph!!!!)

Okay, just read my original post. I typed (damned formerly-broken, left-pinky finger, which doesn't never--double-negative--operate as da original, non-broken form), sumptin' that I would never, EVER, type, i.e. . . .: "Ayaq would never mess with >XI< chicks." Retraction, retraction, retraction. If any of you un-married ">XI< Chicks (remember, you have to be unmarried--I just though a "She Got da Gold Mine, I Got da Shaft" kinda-divorces), send me a P.M., with some pretty "revealing" pictures, hint, hint? Wait, is this one of dose dating sites? Lol. I'm a-gonna miss all the complainin'-bout-did, and bitchin--bout-dat, stuff, with no offers in improving. We have the following: (1) The most beautiful-est >XI< Ladies on Da Frickin' Planet; (2) Da best Admins., Head Admins., Moderators, Sr. Admins., and yes; (3) Da best membership on da planet. Ayaq

Geez, @LaRSin, can't you type sumptin', or udder, to make him feel beddur? Just askin'. Ayaq

Sir @JOMAMA, "He That Breathes Mint-Lavender From Da Leaves," that one? That one? Happy birthday to you, "sir," in my most rugged-of-ways-possible . . . Lol. Welcome to the family, bud. Ayaq

Son-of-a-Crikey, makin' da' move. I'm moving from Dillingham, Alaska, to Levelock, Ontario (CA). Lol. You ladies close to Ontario, California (U.S.), be "fore-warned" that Ayaq doesn't mess around with married chicks, >XI< chicks, men that wanna be women >XI< chicks, . . . Wait, did I say Levelock, Ontario? I meant "Levelock, Alaska." "Business Manager" position, get a one-way chartered ticket, one-way barge ticket for my truck (too late, damned-ass Dad took me for a ride on that one, 'cause he knows I need food, toilet paper, etc.). Wait, did I say "My Dad" loved me? As he wrings his hands back forth, while laughing wickedly? Shee-ite (which has no way, in any way, in reference to the neighbors to the west of the Kurds . . . ), means "shit," in Ayaq-lingo. Okay, "Shee-ite?" Absolutely no disrespect intended, good props intended. Okay, back to the "germaine" subject, you know, the one at hand? I'm frickin' movin'. I'm bringing my computer, but it may take months, literal months, for me to come back and harass you ogres and "Cinderess-cally" youthful ladies, you beautiful things, you. I'll post tomorrow. I called "GCI," and they said it may be a few weeks before they can ship me da "relay," or "transponder," or "Warp Me Up, Sir @SGTScott," or sumptin' or udder. Don't ban "Sir AyaqGuyaq, Lord-of-Talks-a-Lot, for "inactivity," Sirs. Or "Madames," if the right sexual-tendency persists? Lol. You crazies. Love, sincerely, Paul

Big Papa Joe: You done sumptim' bad (don't feel "bad," we all have) in your life-time? Big Papa Joe, you feel (as opposed to "fell") as bad as you've made those people feel? Hmm? What da . . . Hmm? Lol, you son-of-a-maracka!!! No wait, 'dat's Sumptin--or-Udder. Lol. Wait, what in da frickin'-frack' was da subject? Lol. You big lug. Love you picture-esque ladies and Gollum-esque "gents." Ayaq

Crikey, Johnny Knox, I thought you needed help gettin' outta da bar, or sumptin'. Sorry, bud, Just spamming da crap outta da-us to say "I love you, man!!!!" Then, I fall face-first at your feet, you call da cops, yadda-yadda. Wait, what's that called when you've seen something before? You beautiful >XI< Ladies, what's it called? No, seriously, to make my joke seem "final," at least. Parlez-vous, @FRENCHI" Crikey, I'm grasping at straws, here! Help me out, you fine ladies and gentlemanly-gents . . . . Ayaq

What's that, Pete, those are "moose-mounting stations" for @Joe Canadian, what? So he can make his "rounds?" Hmm? Lol. Ayaq

Maybe he was giving him the First Lady's undergarment, who knows? Ayaq

Hey, Mr. Bear!! Happy day to you, sir. Ayaq P.S. - I have my semi-auto Remington .30-06 right beside me when I sleep 'cause a bear has been trampin' around my Dad's house in da past coupla days. Heaven help him (or, Heaven-forbid, Heaven help me!!!!) 'cause Ayaq is a pretty-gosh-darned good shot. P.P.S. - Enough about me, a very special "Happy Birthday to You!!!!," sir.

@my_slave, you beautiful young lady, you, "Happy Birthday," Sweetheart. Ayaq

Crikey, Sir Nitro, Duke of Sumptin'-or-Udder . . . You are just now, sir, checking your birthday posts? Good luck come next March. Lol. Ayaq

It's a way to track enemy satellites, Sweet Frenchie. Sigh. Don't know why the populaces of our Precious World have to hate and mistrust each other. Ayaq

Hey, Jerome, happy birthday, buddy!!! Ayaq

Hey, @Hogan? Aka, "Hulk Hogan?" Guess what, bud? You got some people that love you here, you can call us "Hogan's Heroes." Love ya, bud,. Survive and conquer so you can buy that plot of land just up the road from Anchorage, Alaska, the one you and I talked about. Ayaq

Duck Dodgers, in da 21st-and-a-frickin-half-century, happy day you, sir. Many more, por favor, mi amore, yadda-frickin'-yadda. Lol. Good day to you, sir. Ayaq

What's that, Coop, shoop-da-doop, shoopa-a-doop . . .? You'll "site-in" the other team and get kicked by a mountain goat in da treasured "nut-sack," what? Lol. Bugger. Love you precious ladies and youthfully-looking gents. Ayaq

You lucky buggers and buggger-esses. Have fun; I'm leaving for my new job in four days. Talk about a career-change. Frickin' ex-wife. Hey, this is about you lucky buggers and bugger-esses. You lucky buggers getta flirt with those beautiful >XI< bugger-esses. Love you guys and gals. Ayaq

Prayers out for you strappingly-young gents and beautiful ladies, and beautiful kids. Ayaq

I "cross dat boarder," Sweet @BlackRose, you'll become you're first "Husband back." That kinda-promisn' will get you to sumptin', or udder. Lol. Love ya, Hun. And, "Huns." Ayaq

LMAO, Q. Some literal "laugh-asses-off" kinda stuff. Well played, sir. Ayaq

@Ruggerxi, Sir, @iboomboom seems kinda nervous that his game-play might be recorded. Kinda suspicious, what? I've always wondered about that "iboomboom" guy. One time, . . . Lol. It'll be a blast. Someone "spec" and "record" iboomboom. Just sayin'. Lol, have fun, you fine ladies and muscular young gents! Ayaq P.S. - Who's gonna record iboomboom?

No, not that "black!!!" He meant at the roulette table. Just advisin'. Lol. Ayaq