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Happy birthday, Bog. You remind me of a golf course with a fairway that has an abrupt turn 270 degrees of center: it has a "Bogleg left." Lol. Hope your day is real good. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Johnny Q. Rest in peace, buddy. Ayaq

Grow your own hybrid: high-quality cannabis grafted to Columbian beans to produce the bean that is later roasted and ground, then mixed with the crown royal. Make it more fun to work on spreadsheets and develop creative accounting practices. Just suggestin'. Ayaq

Super-hot 100% dark-roast Columbian coffee mixed at a 50/50 ratio with Crown Royal to get the smiles started and the dismissal slip delivered. Ayaq

Sorry, meant to type "Viva." Or was it "Vulva?" "Vulva Los Loco?" Nice ring to it, bud. Lol. Ayaq

Vava Los Loco!!!! Many more have been wished to come your way, sir (said in "Yoda" voice). Ayaq

LMAO, Johnny!! Please keep them coming, kind sir. Ayaq

LMAO, bud. The flowering kind? The plural form of "moose" is the like the plural form of "goose." It's "Meese." When two or more groups of meese get together, it's "meeses." Hehehehehehehehehehahehae!! Just kidding. Ayaq P.S. - Don't wanna confuse anyone: the plural form of "moose" is, in grammatical fact, "moose." I checked with @Hoth for clarification. Thanks, bud.

Does @Ruggerxi have to "drop trow" for the kiss? Which cheek? Lol, Mr. 6,800+ poster. Ayaq

@SweeperMan, wasn't there a song about you in the movie "The Blues Brothers?" You know . . . "I'm a Poll-Man . . . I'm a Poll-Man . . ." Ayaq

Beautiful work, @pwrcrzy52!!! Probably therapeutic, too, while you worked your craft (see @HookerHeels' posts to hear how he works his, lol), and a perfect project to drink cold beer while you're doing it. It's a good thing you didn't get a sliver that later got infected . . . I can hear you singing already, bud: "I got da Pow-wah!!! (then, looking at your red and swollen finger) It's gettin', it's gettin', it's gettin' kinda septic!! (reaching for your bottle of hydrogen peroxide) It's gettin', it's gettin', it's gettin' kinda septic!! I got da Pow-wah!!!" Ayaq

LMAO. With those kinda shoes, you clients can stab your heels into the ceiling to hang you upside down, then hold your head steady with both hands. Heheaheheheheheheheheehheah!! Sorry, man, can't get the image outta my head now . . . Ayaq

Beautiful sig, @HookerHeels--I'm a guessin' that was the great work of @Angelz. If it was indeed, maybe you can ask her to add an 18kt "gilded trim" to the top straps . . . you know, the element "Au" on the Periodic Table? Huh? That way, you can point to your stilettos and exclaim "There's gold in them-thar heels . . ." Lol. And, sorry (snickering). Ayaq

Yeah, buddy, you better tell them all to don condoms now-a-days for your own protection. Offer some from your "man purse" if you need to. Just advisin'. Ayaq

BDS, buddy, is a "post slut" a prostitute who trades in the 6-inch stilettos she stole from @HookerHeelsfor a nun outfit? Just wonderin', man. Ayaq P.S. - Please forgive me, Lord, just playin' . . . and prayin'!!!!

To heck with that, Bog, you most-esteemed of sirs, you: give Crack his own corner to stand "in." With a clean, white, and pointy hat with initials beginning with "D" and ending with "UNCE." Might as well give him a plum pie while you're at it . . . he might be "all thumbs." Lol. Just kidding (?). Ayaq

Hulk Hogan, sir, Happy Birthday to you, sir. You still looking to buy property in Alaska after retirement? @SGTSmeg has a list of available properties available. Lol. Ayaq

Hey, @TBB, Happy Birthday, buddy!! TBB? TBB?? Who in da frickin'-frack is TBB???!!! Lol. Hope you have a great day. Ayaq

Happy birthday to Oon-Chillay-No, third cousin (twice-removed) to Kim Jong Un-No. Lol. Hope your day was great. Ayaq

Hey, Boson, I hope you were surrounded by "bosom" on your special day. Happy birthday!! Ayaq

Hey, @SGTSmeg, my [B1] buddy and visitor to Alaska--Happy birthday to you, sir. Sorry for the late post, but I hope you special day was fantastic. Ayaq

There must be an appropriate cheese from France to go with your particularly-vintage "whine." @FRENCHI should have carnal knowledge . . . Lol. Ayaq

Yeah, TBB, you should tell him to give you a rest and time to heal once in while. Heheheheaheheaheheheehhhaeh!! Sorry, bud (not really?), but you left the proverbial door wide open . . . Ayaq

@Jeroen v.2, not exactly sure how that message reads, but maybe it translates loosely to "lay off the goats?" Maybe that's why your goats say "Naaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!" instead of "Baaaaaahhh!!!!" In America, "Naaaaahhhhh!!!" means "Naaaaahhhh!!" Just helpin', bud. Ayaq

Nice, @spinpuppy. I was gonna type "You were close enough to throw your pink panties," but that would be mean, so I didn't. Ayaq