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Hey, everyone's friend @@Half-A-100, aka "Half-A-Ton," is celebrating his birthday today. You gonna change your name to "Half-A-Hundred-And-Counting?" Lol. Happy birthday, bud. Ayaq

Happy birthday--hope it's magical. Ayaq

Happy belated birthday, Yah-hoooooo-oooooo! Hope you had a great day, bud. Ayaq

What Frenchi said, times 1 (lol). Happy belated birthday, sweetie. Ayaq

Hey, my long-time gaming buddy--aka "Smegma"--is celebrating a birthday today. Was it {LCG} or [b1], bud--it's been so long I can't remember? Any-hoo, you "Alaska visitor," you, I hope you have a great day, bud! Ayaq

Happy birthday, Kim Jong Un-chillay-no. Hope it turns out to be frickin' awesome! Ayaq

Happy birthday, "I come from the land down under" Bosun. Hope it's great. Ayaq

Happy birthday, GunSmoke. Fester, aka "Ayaq"

Happy birthday, KnightRider--hope your day is top notch! Ayaq

North Korea's Kim Jong Un is so fat, everytime he goes to the beach to sunbathe, people always try to roll him into the ocean . . . Ayaq

Happy birthday, Cool. Ayaq

Sorry, sweetheart, I was going from bad memory and couldn't remember all of you >XI< lovelies. Ayaq

Whoo-hoo!! @@JohnnyDos, that clay pot is gonna have to get "re-fired" again, 'cause it looks like he's gonna have a spot that is soon to fail! Lol. Ayaq

Beautiful daughter, @@hxtr. Hope the kid doesn't look like Grandpa, 'cause, you know, genes tend to "skip a generation?" If your forthcoming grandbaby doesn't "skip," I'm sure he or she will be absolutely adorable. Hehahhehahahea. Just kidding, bud. Ayaq

Consarn it, I'm a gonna hafta find another knickname for you other than "Binge Crash." How 'bout simply "Binge?" Lol. Welcome to the clan, sir. Ayaq

Hey, VH, happy birthday, buddy. Ayaq

Ha-ha-hee-ha-ha, Mr. @@Joe Canadian. Why don't you don your cow costume again; the bulls will be in rut again, eventually. Lol. Sweet @@AthenA, I try to keep it clean just for your virgin eyeballs, but @@hxtr seems to draw out our collective "un-"civilities. Lol. Ayaq P.S.- Edited to say of you frickin' guys and gals--I can't believe you, Sweet @@AthenA, succumbed to the "Dark Side," with your "f," then "u,", statement to Hexter. I'll bet it felt good, however, lol.

Ha-ha-ha, you crazy bastige. Lots of people love the crap outta you, @@hxtr, in a non-gay kinda way. Well, speaking for myself, anyway. Girl-on-girl, kinda (read: really!) sexy. Guy-on-guy? Gag reflex, if not full-fledged regurgitation. No offense to anyone intended. Ayaq

Yeah, Monika, like @@hxtr said--we wish you still had your tags, but it all boils down to any members' choice whether they want to retain their membership in this awesome clan. Ayaq

Yeah, Joe, congratulations on your sparkling, brand-spanking-new >XI< tags. Magnifico, pasta primavera, Martini and Rossi, Lamborghini ( don't know if I spelled THAT one right), ravioli--see, I know some Italian! Lol, welcome to the club. Ayaq

Lol, good one, SOB. My Dad was a firing instructor in the U.S. Army in the 60's, back in the day when the instructors weren't provided hearing protectors of any kind. I was always ragging on him to get hearing aids because I always ended up shouting at him after having to repeat myself for the fourth time. Finally, last year, he came home from his ear appointment and proudly exclaimed "Son, I just bought hearing aids, the best money can buy!" I replied, "Wow, finally! What kind is it?" He looked at his watch and said "10:30." Ayaq

Hehahehahheha, @@hxtr!! You don't see stoners getting into accidents from speeding; nor do see them running over pedestrians--only drunks or people strung out on methamphetamines, et al., do that. Course, there are also the very aged drivers and very tired drivers, etc. Before I type what is to follow, let me say this: in no way do I condone driving under the influence of anything "mind-altering," but can we agree that we were young once? Hmm? In the very early 1990's (1991?), my cousin talked me into driving to Palmer from Anchorage (40 miles) after the bars closed in Anchorage at 2:00 a.m., and the bars in Palmer close (still do) at 5:00 in the morning. I made it to Palmer in less than 30 mins. We ordered a beer at a Palmer bar, and my cousin said "I'll be right back." He was back in 5 mins., and he said "Guess what, Paul, I just scored a bag of weed." We left the bar and turned into a hidden turn-out, where he pulled out his peace-pipe and buds. After a few tokes, we were back on the road. By then, there were quite a few drivers on the highway heading to their jobs in Anchorage. I exclaimed, "Holy shit, Jerrold, all these frickers are speeding!" He leaned over to look at my speedometer, then said "Paul, that's because you're only going 25 miles-per-hour." Man, I thought I was doing 60 (speed limit was only 55 m.p.h. back then). Lol. Anyway, if you put two drunken guys together and two stoned guys together, guess which pair is much more apt to start brawling? Hmm? Just a little food for thought. Ayaq

Looks like you had a very successful hunt, with a variety of prey to show for it. Good shootin', Tex!! Great job. Ayaq

@@_-Draco-_, I am sure Sweet @@hxtr would be delighted to immerse himself in the ocean so he can kick his legs while row. Lol. Love you guys. Ayaq

Happy, happy birthday, @@HellKid, sir. Throw another Foster's on the barbie! Ayaq