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Crikey, I thought I was losing my eyesight when the words were getting blurry, lol. Ayaq

Lol, Hunter--"aka Heffer." Happy birthday, El Hefe of "The Three Amigos" fame. "What is going on around here?! Are gringos falling from the sky?!" Lol. I hope your day is "short-bus special." Ayaq

Sonofabich, you would even complain if someone f-cked you with a golden dildo. Come on, your glass has to be frickin' half-full once in a while!! Sheesh. Ayaq

BBC America has some of the best documentaries--especially animal-world-type documentaries--around. Leave 'em on. Ayaq

Lol, Fknchkn--I thought was @@TBB, ay first. Ayaq

Don't forget to add pretty pink panties to his sig, Sweet @@BlackRose, and maybe Playboy rabbit ears for good measure. (Snickering) Ayaq

I love your lady-sniper sigs, Sweet @@BlackRose. Humna-humna! Can you, Sweetheart, add some glistening, black thorns to your black rose sig? Gotta show your true colors. We wanna "see your true . . . colors, and that's we love you . . . And don't be af--raid . . . Your true colors . . . are beautiful . . . like a (black) rainbow . . ." I think that's how Cindy Lauper sang it. Lol. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Sumo. Son-of-a-gun, I hope it's an awesome one for you. Ayaq

"This truck has been a shitty choice for me lately, mainly cause most of the exhaust fell off and now all I have is a loud ass cat." Lol, Captain Jump Rope. The biggest problem you have is that your truck begins with "Ch" and ends with "evrolet." I told you--buy a Ford, "F.ly O.ver R.ocks and D.itches," or " F.irst O.n R.ace D.ay"--and you won't have those problems. In the past 5 years, I know of three associates/friends that bought new Chevy's or GMC's (same company). All three trucks had electrical or transmission problems--BRAND NEW!! Just sayin'. Ayaq

Yes, Sweetheart, beautiful women, indeed. I've been to Vancouver, B.C. twice and Toronto once. Lots of svelte ladies in both, and I can imagine they're just as svelte betwixt those two cities. I'd like to back to Vancouver again--they've got great restaurants there. The problem with both places, though, is that the strippers only like $5 tips and not "two-nies." Lol. Ayaq

Who-hoo, there's a "69" in his name!! Lol, happy birthday. Ayaq

Like Johnny No. 5 said, "Need input, more input!" Does the motor turn over--you said it doesn't start. If your engine doesn't even turn over, it's probably your starter. You check to see if your battery is charged? How old is your battery? You can get a battery tester pretty cheaply at Wal-Mart. Input, need more input!! Ayaq P.S. - Next time, buy a Ford.

Lol, Sweet @@AthenA. A coupla years ago, we took a family vacation to New York City, Boston (my 18-year old son is going to college in Boston, BTW), and Portland, Maine. While in Portland, we drove to Old Orchard Beach. As we were walking along the beach and taking rides at the amusement park there, I couldn't help but notice that there were a lot of people speaking French. Some even sounded like @@FRENCHI, exlaiming "Ho-ho-ho!!" Lol. I was wondering about it until it dawned on me: the official language of the Quebec province is French! Beautiful Canadian women--and you are no exception, Sweetheart. I'm like Sweet @Icequeen--I just had to share. Ayaq

Yeah, Johnny Knox, just use a Brillo pad on your hard drive--it'll be nice 'n clean. Ayaq

Happy birthday, McRuff, the crime dog. Hopefully someone will make your day a great one, with massages and BJ's, and such. Lol. Ayaq

Lol, Sweet @@AthenA. I see that you've given me four cheerleaders. Number 3 and 4 will have to wait--I can only handle two at a time. Lol. Ayaq

Incidentally, Mr. @@Joe Canadian, after wielding his knife and setting it down, wrote the article. His nom de plume is "Yanan Wang." Laughing at myself for having a great sense of humor. Lol. Ayaq

Lol, BDS, you tryna get @@Joe Canadian to rush home from work and don his cow moose costume? Hmm? Lol. Ayaq

Yeah, a bull and a cow so TBB could have ring-side seats, lol. Ayaq

Thanks for your service, @@Bogleg. Hat's off to you, sir. I tried to join the U.S. Marine Corps when I was 17 so I could kill bad guys--Russians, mainly--during the height of the Cold War. Wasn't accepted because of a perforated eardrum, which I had repaired later. Got my MBA instead. I'm still a Marine at heart, though. Ayaq

Hehahhehhahahehahah! Sorry, @@TBB, I tried not to laugh at @@Joe Canadian's post, but I couldn't help it! Nice one, Joe!! I'll be snickering all day now, and I'll have to explain to those around me why I'm snickering. Ayaq

Lol, @@Damage_inc-, that is indeed funny. Lucky bugger . . . just (jealously) sayin'. Still laughing. Ayaq

I'm with you on that, @@TheLastColdBeer. I miss the F-14 Tomcat, too. The one and only time I saw one fly was about 14 years ago during an airshow here in Alaska. Beautiful plane, and I love the "swing wings." As big as it is, it us surprisingly nimble. And you are correct, sir, about the big ring of defense afforded by the Tomcat's 100-nautical-mile rangePhoenix missiles. The Tomcat could simultaneously target 6 enemy aircraft and have its 6 missiles streaking toward them at the same time. The Tomcat also had an incredible radar system. The F/A-18 Hornet doesn't have that capability. Alas, the F-14, with it's many parts, was difficult to maintain; e.g., it required 4 hours of maintenance for every hour it spent in the air. The Hornet, with its "modular" design, requires less than half that. The Tomcat is indeed one of my favorites. Ayaq

Turn off your auto-porn downloads, bud. Lol, just sayin'. Ayaq