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I love and miss you, Pvt. Death. Marijuana has been voted to be legalized here in Alaska. All of the stores can't keep up with demand. One guy even sued Alaska Airlines to get back the pot they confiscated from him. He won, and got his weed back, too. The feds look the other way. Can't wait to get back to Anchorage so I can peruse the "dispensaries." Ayaq

Humna, humna! Yeah, where in the frick is King Kong? Lol. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Phartimus. May your flatulence always be dry . . . Lol. Ayaq

Hwhahahhehehahah! @@Astronomer, that was a great one! Ayaq

@@EastCoast50, you son-of-a-motherless goat, I like you already. Ayaq

Well, @@EastCoast50, @@Elvis9's motto is "Don't be cruel . . . to a heart that's dead . . . ," or something like that. Frickin' Elvis. Lol. Ayaq

True 'dat. A man mourns, and his ex is not mourning, what da? Every woman is cruel, except for sweethearts @@Sally, @@BlackRose, @@AthenA, @@WildPenguin, @@Icequeen, @@LilAcorn, @@Gatorgirl, @@sandradee2, @--what da, how many beautiful ladies do we have here, anyway, besides @@hxtr? Lol. Ayaq Lol. Ayaq

Welcome to the >XI< forums, "Jiminy Cricket." Don't worry, I have a nick-name for everyone. Lol. Ayaq

Best Foods, er, "Dadda Foods," Mayonnaise. Ayaq

Lol. Sweet @@Icequeen, aka "Ice Cream."

It's no wonder @@iboomboom exclaims "I'm tired of playing with so many assholes." Lol. Great post, @@Bosun! Ayaq

Lol, Jonny, from what--STD's? That was a great scenario, though--very clever. Ayaq

Hip-hip hooray, it's a birthday today for Jay, and he always knows what to say . . . Or something like that. Lol, I hope you have a great one, Mr. Jay. Ayaq

LMAO! @@bds1961, sir, I laughed for a solid two minutes on that one! Ayaq

Holy crap, Elvis, I'm glad you're still with us! I always carry a bottle of Bayer 325-mg tablets in my coat in case I, or any one else around me has heart-attack symptoms. In fact, one of my co-workers ran into my office and yelled "Paul, you have to come see Cindy!" Cindy was one of my subordinate female employees (who is older than me), and she expressed some of those symptoms; e.g., sweatiness, difficulty breathing, etc. I told someone standing by to call for an ambulance. I ran back to my office and took one 325-mg aspirin tablet from my coat and ran back to Cindy. I told her to chew it and swallow it while someone was getting her water. I told the growing crowd that I was going down to the 1st floor (we were on the 11th) to wait for the paramedics and to ask the security guard to hold an elevator for us. On the way up the elevator, I advised them that I gave Cindy an aspirin tablet. Cindy had to have emergency surgery--but it wasn't for her heart, it was to remove a golf-ball-sized gall stone from her gall bladder. When she made it back to work, our (her?) standing joke was "If you ever have a gall stone, have Paul give you an aspirin and make you chew it." Lol, you can't make up stories like that. Ayaq

"Aye-ya-yie-ya-yie," @AyeAyeRon. If you are like I was with my wife, I was most apt to say that when I was feeling "frisky." It usually worked if the moon was in the right "cycle," if you know what I mean. However, she also told me that 20 mins. of begging did not count as "foreplay." Lol. Ayaq

Fairbanks, Alaska is supposed to hit -50 degrees Farenheit this weekend--and that's only the ambient temperature without any windchill factored in. It'll get down to -20° F where I'm at. I've read before that an Alaskan town--Fort Yukon, which is in "Interior" Alaska--has the distinction of being the only town in the world with the biggest temperature "swing" on record: 100° F in the summer and -60°F in the following winter. That's a 160° F temperature swing in one year. Just like in the song "Pursuit of Happiness:" "I'm screaming out f*ck that, I'm screaming out f*ck that, f*ck that, f*ck that . . ." Ayaq

Hey YACCie . . . "Welcome back, welcome back, wel . . . . . come baaaaaackkkkkk . . . (Sung to the theme song for 'Welcome Back Kotter.')" Ayaq

Geez, Count @@Dukoo, what a way to start the new year. I hope the injury doesn't require surgery. Get well soon, bud. Ayaq

Yes sir-ree, sir, I gotta agree with the long-legged lady comment. Course, I like short-legged women, too, as long as they're easy on the eyes and have a good soul. Women are absolutely beautiful--there ain't not a single, dad-gummed gay bone in my body, true 'dat! Lol, another great thread. Ayaq

Welcome to the club, Chevy Chasing. Ayaq

You wanna get pregnant?

Hey Munkey, check out some posts in thread simply-titled "Dating." I found it and just bumped it. There are some great four-word phrases in that thread that are sure to make you laugh. Ayaq

Welcome to the >XI< forums, Caveman. I remember seeing your name in our COD4 Freeze Tag 1 server, and I couldn't help but chuckle. I chuckled until I remembered my $325/hr. divorce lawyer. Remember that song that goes "She got the gold mine, I got the shaft . . . They split it right down the middle, and gave her the better half . . ." Then, my chuckling turned into quiet sobbing. Thanks a lot, bud!! Lol, just kidding (no, not really). Again, welcome to the forums. Ayaq

Welcome to the >XI< forums, where you are sure see to see much "running of the bulls' (by-products)." Lol. We do indeed have some great people here. Ayaq