Well about 20 years ago I was visiting a Relative who recently purchased an old camp on the river. In the old storage there was about 1/2 dozen hand made antique Golden Eye (whistler) decoys. The relative a non hunter told me to take them as he would never use them and was going to put them in the trash.
I looked at them in awe, I knew they were worth a good chunk of change. I took them and stored them in my basement.
Well at that particular time in history my Lovely wife was into CRAFTS.
I came home one day to find all my ANTIQUE HAND MADE DECOYS SPRAY PAINTED GOLD!
I remember being really pissed off! Murder is illegal here!
I still love her and am still with her!
True but sad!
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