A guy walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.
A Marine answers...
Can I help you?
The guy asks if President Obama is here.
The Marine says, I'm sorry, he no longer lives here.
The guy walks off.
The next day, the same guy walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.
A Marine answers the door and asks, can I help you?
The guy asks, is President Obama is here?
The Marine says, I'm sorry, he no longer lives here.
The guy walks off.
This continues for a week.
The following Monday, the guy yet again walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.
The Marine answers, may I help you?
Yet again the guy asks Is President Obama here?
The Marine says, hey buddy! I told you every day for a week straight that President Obama no longer lives here.
The guys says,
I know, I just love hearing the fact that he doesn't!
:lol: