widowmaker

The priest of a small village was very fond of his flock of ten hens and a rooster.He kept in a hen house behind the church, but a Saturday night, the cock was missing.The priest, suspecting Fowl Play decided to say something about it in church the next morning.At Mass, he asked the congregation, does anybody have a rooster? To which all men stood up."No," he said, a little nervous, "that's not what I meant." Has anyone seen a cock? "All the women stood up."No, no," he said. "That's not what...