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JohnnyDos

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  1. Gorilla my dad used to make that stuff after he made his wine.He would take the mash from the grapes and re-ferment it and then cook it in our basement.Now the last couple years my cousin made a little still and makes some.My mother would add cherries to the shine or raisins or plums sometime spearmint leaves.He had a hydrometer to make sure he didn't go overboard,he make it at about 80 proof,but it would start out as pure alcohol.I know all about making that stuff.Killer Buzz. Way too much for me.
  2. NOV 2/2012 at 4am EST over in North America Ricko.I'm all installed and ready to go.
  3. I got my key DL'ing as I type.I think I might have to wait until the 2nd of Nov. to try it though.
  4. Then what do you think it will cost to run all these servers if they have to back them up from another location?
  5. Since tonight is Halloween
  6. I don't get bored,they say people that get bored are boring people.Ever think of that?Play another game,maybe try Crysis Wars or BF3.I've been playing my MOHWF yesterday.Really getting into it.
  7. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfgSMvLHhnE
  8. Beers I tried that at 2:30am this morning.But then I saw the message on our main website at the top "Latest News".Pay attention like I didn't at first.I even saw that Chile was on at 3am this morning.Hey you want to play X-Fire?LOL
  9. Did you hear about the three blondes who were all applying for the last available position on the Ottawa Police Service. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So you all want to be cops, huh?" The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth." So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?" The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did, he has only one eye!" The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!" The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office. The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?" "Yes! He only has one ear!" The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear! You're excused too!" The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office. The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but...." He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?" The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses." The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?" The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Hellooooooooooooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses." have a nice day....
  10. Maybe set up a webcam?So we can watch.
  11. The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...' 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.' 'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?' 'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat !. After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?' 'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.' 'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!' 'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.' 'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith. 'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.' 'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said. 'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat. 'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.' 'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith. 'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look' 'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement. 'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.' Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh....equipment?' 'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.' 'Tripod?' 'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.' Mrs. Smith fainted
  12. I got this from my MOHWF in my E- Mail today About the Zero Dark Thirty Map Pack The Zero Dark Thirty Map Pack is available at no extra cost with the Limited or Deluxe Editions I think they said it was comming out in DEC.
  13. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txYN_eTOrx0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiydOyjFkPM
  14. Going now.Thanks I Like It.Very,Very Nice.
  15. Two on the bed and the little one said "roll over,roll over"
  16. Happy Birthday Woody
  17. I'll say a little prayer for him.
  18. I had no problems SOB & DeeJay.
  19. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SMv3QRo57s
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